For my next trick...
... I will make this person disappear for a few months or years.
I know that negativity works in politics, which is why politicians keep returning to it, but I'd love to see a campaign where it's about the issues, and the candidates respective stances on said issues. Candidate 1 says they are for A, B, and C, while Candidate 2 says they are for X, Y, and Z. Then it's a matter of which candidate more closely aligns with your personal views. Not all this, "Candidate 1 clubs baby seals with Honduran children who won't make sneakers in their sweat shop!" and then "Candidate 2 will kick your dog, poison your children, and is photographed here with a Hitler mustache!"