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Elon Musk's brain-computer interface implant company Neuralink has begun its first human clinical trial. “The first human received an implant from Neuralink yesterday and is recovering well. Initial results show promising neuron spike detection," announced Musk in a tweet on Monday, amplified by Neuralink. Details of the …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Uh oh

    Let's hope the folks who coded FSD aren't involved.

    Or maybe the idea is to stick a real brain in a Tesla?

    1. Steven Raith

      Re: Uh oh

      Well, it's already called Telepathy - a thing it literally can't do - so it's on the same level as Full Self Driving from that standpoint.

      Given it's literally someone's brain involved, as you note, lets hope it's a bit less, lets say, shonky, than that.

      Steven R

      1. elsergiovolador Silver badge

        Re: Uh oh

        Your thoughts will be interrupted by advertisement every 15 minutes or so.

      2. Spherical Cow Silver badge

        Re: Uh oh

        "Well, it's already called Telepathy - a thing it literally can't do - so it's on the same level as Full Self Driving from that standpoint."

        And Starship will never travel to another star.

        At least The Boring Company is an accurate name.

    2. Mike 137 Silver badge

      Re: Uh oh

      "Or maybe the idea is to stick a real brain in a Tesla?"

      See Kevin O'Donnell Jr., 'Low Grade Ore', in Asimov's Choice - Black Holes and Bug Eyed Monsters, 1977 Davis Publications Inc. New York.

    3. aerogems Silver badge

      Re: Uh oh

      Let's just hope that Xitler's not using the Mechanicus from Warhammer as a reference/aspiration.

      1. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

        Re: Uh oh

        Xitler's not using the Mechanicus from Warhammer as a reference/aspiration

        He already thinks he's the messiah so the small step to the Omnissiah isn't that big..

        (And yes, Monty Python quotes probably *are* appropriate here)

        1. aerogems Silver badge
          Big Brother

          Re: Uh oh

          No one expects the [Spanish] Inquisition!

    4. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

      Re: Uh oh

      Or maybe the idea is to stick a real brain in a Tesla?

      Please tell me he's not taking inspiration from "The ship who sang" (Anne McCaffery)..

      Probably not. Elon will admit that nothing has primacy over is own drug-addled thoughts and abhors the idea of giving credit to anyone else for one of "his" ideas.

    5. Roland6 Silver badge

      Re: Uh oh

      For some reason a Dalek comes to mind…

  2. elsergiovolador Silver badge

    Future

    Ministry of Wrongthink

    Your last brain download was a month ago, therefore you have been issued a fine of -1000 social credit score.

    Please charge your neurolink and send a brain download immediately.

    The technology to make user charge it before it goes down was not there yet.

    Though the world were politicians can play real life Sims is closer than we (autonomously) think.

    1. ComputerSays_noAbsolutelyNo Silver badge

      Re: Future

      Hi, it looks like you're about to think about adult topics, like nudity, intercourse, etc.

      Since you've got no adult-topics subscription, I can't let you do that.

      I'm sorry, Dave.

      1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
        Coat

        Re: Future

        Since you've got no adult-topics subscription, I can't let you do that.[lets look for some smut on X

      2. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

        Re: Future

        "It is a wide notion that men think of sex too often. A new study busts that myth. The research in college-age participants suggests that while men do think about sex more often than women, the subject crosses their mind an average of only about 19 times per day, compared to 10 times per day for women."

        Hmmm, that's still pretty often to have the barriers slammed down on your thoughts ;-)

  3. Antony Shepherd

    I reckon an awful lot of the idiots who thought vaccines would let Bill Gates put his 5G chips in their (tiny) brains will be queuing round the block to get the MuskChip.

  4. Roj Blake Silver badge

    I notice he's not put it in his own brain.

    Funny that.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: I notice he's not put it in his own brain.

      I think it has to do with having a thick skull..

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: I notice he's not put it in his own brain.

        But a thin skin.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: I notice he's not put it in his own brain.

        Or not having one to install a chip in...

    2. My-Handle

      Re: I notice he's not put it in his own brain.

      <Null reference exception>

    3. aerogems Silver badge

      Re: I notice he's not put it in his own brain.

      It'd just get stuck in an infinite loop.

    4. very angry man

      Re: I notice he's not put it in his own brain.

      To hard to find

    5. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      Re: I notice he's not put it in his own brain.

      Or, maybe he has, quite some years ago. It might explain a lot :-)

  5. Lee D Silver badge

    What fool would let a piece of Musk hardware into their brain?

    1. Catkin Silver badge

      Someone with a terminal illness who, with little to lose, is willing to take a risk for a better life. Though I wouldn't describe them as a fool any more than a severe cancer patient using an experimental medicine where mainline ones have failed.

      1. tony72

        If I was a quadriplegic, having seen those videos of monkeys playing pong with their freaking minds, I'd say "Sign me up"!

        1. HuBo Silver badge
          Windows

          It's good to remember that stakes are very high in biomedical R&D (including bioengineering), and convincing salespersonship rarely equates to successful products and treatments (eg. Elizabeth Holmes' Theranos). Even the apparently more sedated research scientists in the field do seem to occasionally stray from proper scientific procedures and ethics.

          IMHO, it is important to not give potential research subjects (eg. for a Neuralink BCI) wild false hopes of fantastic post-implant abilities, and also to address concerns raised by serious professionals in this area.

        2. Arthur the cat Silver badge

          If I was a quadriplegic, having seen those videos of monkeys playing pong with their freaking minds, I'd say "Sign me up"!

          I'd ask how long the monkeys lived after being wired up first.

          1. aerogems Silver badge
            Pirate

            Generally, not long if you read some of the reports groups got out of the UC system before they severed tied with Neuralink. It was just one research animal after another that they had to kill because of a massive infection. It makes you wonder what the lab conditions are like, because it certainly conjures up images of some like 19th Century battlefield hospital when amputation was all the rage and they didn't bother cleaning off the blood from the last person before sawing into your leg. People in the 19th century had the excuse of ignorance to germ theory, anyone working at Xitler's Neuralink... not so much.

        3. Jan 0

          > If I was a quadriplegic ...

          It might be a good idea to see the monkeys dying from brain infections and battery leaks as well, to let me make an informed choice.

        4. doublelayer Silver badge

          Given that we don't know exactly what software they were using or what actions the monkeys' brains were activating, and that this is a person whose companies have been accused by employees of faking sales videos before, I would take that particular demonstration as perhaps not indicative of the product you get.

        5. GruntyMcPugh

          Some sources say 12 monkeys died after having Neuralink implants. Along with ~1500 other animals that have been experimented on.

          Your choice though.

          1. Jellied Eel Silver badge

            Wrong Year!

            Some sources say 12 monkeys died after having Neuralink implants.

            After a few mis-steps in 1990, more progress was made in 1996, and the 12 monkeys sacrifices will not have been in vain!

  6. Andy The Hat Silver badge

    Why don't people see the bigger picture?

    This is scary technology and has been part of science fiction for decades yet is also the holy grail of human-computer interface design.

    Instead of pointlessly criticising Musk because his name is Musk (which I admit is the base line here) why not critique the potential of the technology - all the way from utterly life changing for a paraplegic or someone with MND up to scary when it becomes a cosmetic system so that Taylor Swift can interface with her flock of pet hamsters ...

    If it doesn't work it's just another experiment that's failed but if it works it will be a step on the way to the biggest "advance" in computing since the on button was invented.

    1. werdsmith Silver badge

      Re: Why don't people see the bigger picture?

      Neuralink are not the first to try this, there has been a few previous experiments. A bit more fuss being made because Musk is involved in backing the work.

      I couldn’t sit here in selfish rude health and deny opportunities for people who are not because of where the technology could potentially be abused.

    2. mpi Silver badge

      Re: Why don't people see the bigger picture?

      > is also the holy grail of human-computer interface design.

      I don't know what you think the neuralink chip actually does, but it really isn't.

      This thing does exactly one thing, and one thing only...if it works, that is: Control a prosthesis.

      That's it. Move some step motors etc. in a prosthetic limb. No telepathy. No music player. No communicating with a computer. No downloading information. No in-brain virtual reality. Not even chat.

      So no, this is not "the holy grail" of anything. If it works, it's just a novel way of doing something, that is already possible, because prosthetics attached to remaining motoric nerves already exist.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neuralink#Reception

      1. Catkin Silver badge

        Re: Why don't people see the bigger picture?

        Letting someone gain a good approximation of limb, especially arm function beyond what is currently possible seems like far nobler a cause (and, thus, holy grail) than being able to do whizzy stuff with a computer.

      2. Andy The Hat Silver badge

        Re: Why don't people see the bigger picture?

        "So no, this is not "the holy grail" of anything. If it works, it's just a novel way of doing something, that is already possible, because prosthetics attached to remaining motoric nerves already exist."

        I don't think you have *any* idea how significant being able to move an electronic pointer on a screen or move a single physical digit via a brain implant could be to some people ... (which has been attempted in the past but never with long term success). This is not about controlling a prosthetic so you can "fist pump" someone by tapping off existing motoric nerves (your Wiki reference), this is about the fundamental ability to communicate with the outside world or exhibit any physical control at a very basic level.

        1. doublelayer Silver badge

          Re: Why don't people see the bigger picture?

          Their argument was not whether the technology could be significant to someone, but whether it is "the holy grail of human-computer interface design". There are a lot of technologies that are very useful to some people which mean little to others. Acknowledging the lack of general utility does not diminish its transformative effect on those who do require it.

          1. Jellied Eel Silver badge

            Re: Why don't people see the bigger picture?

            Their argument was not whether the technology could be significant to someone, but whether it is "the holy grail of human-computer interface design".

            Like much Musk, it's also nothing new. I was working on doing this in 1992, but had a lot less money as a student. Admittedly it was a simpler approach, ie driving a prosthetic from surviving nerves rather that going directly for the brain. Mainly because that was complicated enough, and a whole lot less complicated to get the paperwork than for brain surgery.

  7. Winkypop Silver badge

    The silicon chip inside her head, gets switched to overload

    Who, in their right mind…

    1. Lon24

      Re: The silicon chip inside her head, gets switched to overload

      Right I agree with you. But if you have a damaged mind that can't control vital functions - could this possibly be able to help?

      Forget Elon: his hype, dates and functional claims have an unfortunate history. But listen to independent practitioners who may be in a better position than you or I to judge whether this is just vapourware or a potential lifechanger. Success despite Elon is a possibility.

    2. Roj Blake Silver badge

      Re: The silicon chip inside her head, gets switched to overload

      Tell me why

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: The silicon chip inside her head, gets switched to overload

        I can see no reasons. Because there are no reasons.

  8. MrReynolds2U

    Hmmm

    I seem to remember my old professor Warrick at Reading experimenting with this years ago. I'll have to have a Google and see what came of it. ISTR that he planted an interface in his brain so this might not be the first as claimed by Mr X.

    1. werdsmith Silver badge

      Re: Hmmm

      He isn’t claiming a world first, it’s already

      known it’s been done.

      But it is a first human for Neuralink having previously been working with Simians.

    2. Arthur the cat Silver badge

      Re: Hmmm

      I seem to remember my old professor Warrick at Reading experimenting with this years ago. I'll have to have a Google and see what came of it. ISTR that he planted an interface in his brain so this might not be the first as claimed by Mr X.

      He had an RFID chip (or similar) stuck in his arm IIRC. He'd have never got permission from the ethics committee to do a brain implant, not even in his own. He just bullshitted a lot.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Hmmm

      the wack a doodle with an rfid chip.

      he's the Lidl version of musk

  9. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    No heroic leading from the front like Barry Marshall? ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_Marshall )

  10. Alan Bourke

    Anyone remember the good old Kevin Warwick days

    when El Reg would pull the piss out of 'Captain Cyborg' mercilessly ?

  11. Bebu
    Windows

    Musk. The serial entrepreneur

    More likely akin to William Kellogg's elder brother John who had some decidedly peculiar ideas.

    Still the Musk empire is resembling Cybus Industries more every day except John Lumic was reasonably sane by comparision. Actually its a toss up whether its Cybus Industries or the Sirius Cybernetic Corporation of a ghastly chimera of both.

    1. StudeJeff

      Re: Musk. The serial entrepreneur

      I'm thinking more like D. D. Harriman.

      That's a great book that it's far past time I read again.

  12. ivan itchybutt

    sp -1

    "known as the Precise Robotically Implanted Brain-Computer Interface (PRIME)"

    I hope it works better than the acronym.

    1. GruntyMcPugh

      Re: sp -1

      Well, clearly we are going to be able to interface with Prime, then have a fully immersive real world adventure by controlling an Optimus remotely. It will be a transforming experience: It'll be nearly as good as going outside for real.

  13. Omnipresent Silver badge

    It takes a special monkey

    to let a russian hack your brain.

  14. StudeJeff

    This could be a really big deal

    Right now, if this works as hoped it can be a boon for many disabled people.

    However, as the technology matures it could be so much more than that. It could lead to a direct neural interface that would let us have images and sounds going directly into our brains. Not only would that be a tremendous advance in helping the blind and deaf but it could lead to something that is pretty much indistinguishable from actual telepathy.

    I could also see fighter pilots and the pilots of Musk's Mars ships connected directly into their crafts, no joy sticks, screens or any of that, direct input and control.

    Never mind the opportunities for entertainment... a system that could have you see, hear, and feel whatever was programed has some fascinating potential...and could be used for some genuine evil.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: This could be a really big deal

      "I could also see fighter pilots and the pilots of Musk's Mars ships connected directly into their crafts, no joy sticks, screens or any of that, direct input and control."

      No brain interface will change the fact that the #1 impediment for fighter pilots and astronauts is the severe frailness of the human body. Which is why pilots will long have been replaced by machines before any brain interface capable of doing what you propose becomes available.

      1. werdsmith Silver badge

        Re: This could be a really big deal

        Duncan Sandys, the UK Defence Minister in 1957 presented a white paper suggesting that manned aircraft were obsolete.

        67 Years later BAe System Tempest is being developed with a nice seat for the driver and brain signal interface in the helmet.

        https://interestingengineering.com/innovation/uk-fighter-mind-reading-helmet

        1. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

          Re: This could be a really big deal

          nice seat for the driver and brain signal interface in the helmet

          Sounds a bit MechWarrior-ish..

    2. Jan 0

      Re: This could be a really big deal

      > could also see fighter pilots ....., direct input and control.

      Substituting wiring and computer control for muscles and electro-mechanical control systems, is still not direct input and control. It's just less visible.

    3. that one in the corner Silver badge

      Re: This could be a really big deal

      > I could also see fighter pilots and the pilots of Musk's Mars ships connected directly into their crafts[1], no joy sticks, screens or any of that, direct input and control.

      No screens?

      No *screens*?!

      You want this thing to pump data back *into* the pilot's mind? Forget Firefox, worry about Firewall Down!

      Yikes[3]

      [1] their craft! The plural of "aircraft" is : "aircraft"! Unless you were thinking they would learn macrame and the carving of scrimshaw[2] whilst the craft's FSD flew them (in)to Mars?

      [2] perhaps a scene of a privateer with four or five cannon along the port side.

      [3] at this point, trying to list all the synonyms for disbelief suitable as a response to this, my cortically implanted thesaurus overheated and shut down and just emitted a single "yikes" before emailing to schedule a service.

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    First steps in Wetware

    There's probably potentially more money to be made in fundamental patents related to the placement and biochemical control of the interface ( i.e. control of the reaction of immune systems) than any functionality in the medium term.

    Advanced function is probably way down the list at the moment.

  16. Squeensnex
    Thumb Up

    Implanted electrodes

    There's a real-life parallel that is used for patients with intractable epilepsy, at least in the sense that it uses electrodes implanted in the brain to record activity. In this case, the implanted device detects the onset of seizure activity and applies electrical pulses to prevent the seizure. In the long run, this may reduce the need for epilepsy surgery in which the part of the brain from which seizures originate is removed. This device is somewhat less invasive than surgery, and has the advantage that it could be removed (the changes from surgery are most certainly permanent).

    https://www.neuropace.com/patients/neuropace-rns-system/#how-it-works

    Other devices include deep brain stimulators, which stimulate but don't record electrical activity. They're on all the time, though they can be controlled externally to change the stimulus parameters (frequency, amplitude) or turn them off if necessary. They're used mainly for Parkinson disease and dystonia.

    https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/treatment-tests-and-therapies/deep-brain-stimulation

  17. aerogems Silver badge
    Gimp

    Yikes

    Considering the number of research animals they had to kill because of massive infections, I wouldn't let Xitler's butchers anywhere near my brain. I'd be hesitant to volunteer for some kind of non-invasive cap that could potentially pick up on some of the signals that "leak" out of your skull. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for the idea in general, just done by a group that is responsible about how they go about things and understands that science is a process of small incremental advancements, not giant leaps made all at once.*

    * Though every now and then scientists will luck into something that advances the line of research considerably.

  18. MikesInAK

    Putting the X in selfawareness

    Coming soon, direct to brain advertising!

    1. Roland6 Silver badge

      Re: Putting the X in selfawareness

      Don’t forget the subscription…

  19. Charles Ghose

    Neuralink and Ethical Dilemmas: Balancing Innovation with Privacy and Humanity

    Is Elon Musk's brain-computer interface outfit, Neuralink, truly going to improve the lives of people with disabilities? I am concerned that it is a pretext to exploit the power of technology to gain intrusive access to a human's thoughts. While the concept of using technology to assist individuals with disabilities is commendable, wouldn't it be more beneficial to direct resources towards research into regenerating cells in the human body to reverse cell damage or finding cures to reverse disabling conditions? Is there a possibility that if it works for people with disabilities to control a computer or cell phone with their thoughts, the reverse could also occur? Additionally, what about law enforcement's thirst for new gadgets to maintain law and order? Could this technology be used to extract a police statement by merely accessing a suspect's mind?

    This raises significant ethical and privacy concerns. While advancements in technology have the potential to greatly benefit society, we must carefully consider the implications and ensure that safeguards are in place to protect individuals' rights and autonomy.

    1. ScottishYorkshireMan

      Re: Neuralink and Ethical Dilemmas: Balancing Innovation with Privacy and Humanity

      > wouldn't it be more beneficial to direct resources towards research into regenerating cells in the human body to reverse cell damage or finding cures to reverse disabling conditions?

      Pretty sure Big Pharma just had an ecoptic heartbeat at the thought of research into finding cures. - There's no money in cures, treatments however....

      Can't have anything amazing that will affect profits or destablize the greed cycle.

      Pretty sure, if it works, no one will get one beyond Musk himself as the cost will be made massive.

      I guess if you downvote, you must be one of those 'Muskolytes' who pander to his every breath.

  20. Jimmy2Cows Silver badge

    PRIME

    Tortured acronym. Almost as tortured as the monkeys.

    I mean, I see the need for non-human testing; simulations can only go so far. But they got through a lot of monkeys. From the outside this seems quite callous.

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