back to article Tesla hacks make big bank at Pwn2Own's first automotive-focused event

Trend Micro's Zero Day Initiative (ZDI) held its first-ever automotive-focused Pwn2Own event in Tokyo last week, and awarded over $1.3 million to the discoverers of 49 vehicle-related zero day vulnerabilities. Researchers from French security outfit Synacktiv took home $450,000 after demonstrating six successful exploits, one …

  1. Lord Elpuss Silver badge

    “…make big bank…”

    Fuck me. Americanisms like this are like listening to a mentally retarded toddler tell you about their day.

    Somebody please wake me if America collectively ever decides to go through puberty.

    1. Prst. V.Jeltz Silver badge

      That *is* the grown up version, previously it was "Phat stacks"

      1. Andy The Hat Silver badge

        I believe the correct English translation is "Loadsa' money!".

    2. breakfast

      It matters to the UK as well - if we don't make big bank we're going to have a lot of problems with our rivers flooding over the next few years.

    3. cornetman Silver badge
      Coat

      > Fuck me. Americanisms like this are like listening to a mentally retarded toddler tell you about their day.

      Yeah, I couldn't find any reference in the article to the constructions of large banks at all.

    4. Michael Wojcik Silver badge

      It's certainly not the most witty or euphonious idiom to emerge from the USA. It would not have been my choice.

  2. Clausewitz4.0 Bronze badge
    Devil

    Silent Weapon - cookie money

    Researchers from French security outfit Synacktiv took home $450,000 after demonstrating six successful exploits, one of which saw the company’s crew gain root access to a Tesla Modem. Another effort found a sandbox escape in the Musk-mobiles’ infotainment system.

    This guy took cookie money for a silent weapon. He would've taken real money if selling to the military or other agencies (non-USA / non-USA aligned, of course).

  3. vtcodger Silver badge

    ... awarded over $1.3 million to the discoverers of 49 vehicle-related zero day vulnerabilities

    Only 49? I'd have expected many hundreds. Maybe there are ways other than the contest to monetrize knowledge of how to hack someone else's car.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    EV chargers manufactured by ... ChargePoint

    Son of beech. Sheet.

    I hope they didn't find the loophole I've been using to get free charging...

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