back to article TSMC finds its green chips are highly sought after... the edible ones

TSMC is known for making advanced semiconductors, but it seems the company is now driving up the price of chips made with tastier materials than traditional silicon. The world's largest chip contract manufacturer recently detailed its earnings for Q4 of 2023, reporting that revenue was essentially flat, but it was hoping for a …

  1. PghMike

    Where do you get the newspaper?

    They're almost all gone here in the US.

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: Where do you get the newspaper?

      That's why they no longer taste like they used to. Just like everything else.

      1. the spectacularly refined chap

        Re: Where do you get the newspaper?

        You're not supposed to eat the newspaper.

        1. Death Boffin
          FAIL

          Re: Where do you get the newspaper?

          Why, it's better than reading it.

  2. cyberdemon Silver badge
    Pint

    Waiting for the 40mmx10mmx10mm salt and vinegar edition

    Curry sauce optional

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  3. Michael Strorm Silver badge

    I Do Not Think Those Words Mean What You Think They Mean

    > "its green chips are highly sought after... the potato ones [..] TSMC also released a limited edition of another kind of chip - coconut-flavored corn puffs"

    I'm not sure how one would go about making corn puffs from potatoes?

    And either way, whether you're referring to crisps or to jumped-up Wotsits, I'm not sure what any of this has to do with "chips"?

    1. HuBo
      Joke

      Re: I Do Not Think Those Words Mean What You Think They Mean

      Yes, well, that conniving Idaho lobby can keep its foodstuff taxonomy where the sun rarely shines! I'll take a burger with Liberty cheese puff chips over unamerican fries any day of the week! As Dan Quayle almost nearly said "potatoe, cornmato!", it's the new tuber, for the you-tuber, and maize that green coconut force be with you!

  4. An_Old_Dog Silver badge

    Cuckoo for Coconut Corn Puffs

    I'd try 'em, if they weren't so expensive, and were available in my area.

    Hmm. Perhaps I should check Teemu (but not on my computer!).

  5. cyberdemon Silver badge
    Terminator

    shutterstock_bag.jpg

    I notice Shitterstock is no longer declaring its AI generated images as such

    https://regmedia.co.uk/2024/01/26/shutterstock_bag.jpg

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: shutterstock_bag.jpg

      Somebody should probably mention to Shitterstock that AI-generated images are not copyrightable.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    We have plenty of corn "chips" in the US. Tortilla chips are the most obvious example and there's some other specialty chips like Fritos, Doritos, Cheetos and Utz Cheese Balls as well. (Coconut-flavored corn puffs sound similar to Utz Cheese Balls or Cheeto Puffs.) Admittedly, we don't usually flavor them with coconut, regardless of what the chips are made of.

    Apparently, there are things like corn fries that involve putting a bunch of corn kernels onto a toothpick before frying it to achieve the "40mmx10mmx10mm" form factor as requested above. Is this how right-pondians prefer their corn chips to be made?

    Regardless, it's good to know that gremlins can be bought off with puffed corn snacks.

    1. jmch Silver badge
      Alert

      I was reading that post while mentally going eugh... yuk....eeeeeuwwwww...... yeeeuuuuughghghgh!!!!

      It never ceases to amaze me what sorts of rubbish some people will voluntarily put into their mouths and stomachs!!!

  7. ldo

    Salt And Vinegar??

    It’s green onion or chives for me.

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