Is anyone even slightly surprised by these findings. I've been with vermin for many years, back to when they were NYNEX and then ntl. When things are working, they work pretty well. But when they don't, you're looking at a world of pain.
Firstly, it's practically impossible to get to speak to an actual human. Immediately upon calling and driving into the menu system, you're fobbed off to their website, their app, their WhatsApp. Then you're in hold for ages, with repeated exhortations to use web, app, WhatsApp ringing in your ears. If I'd wanted to do any of those things, I'd have bloody done it the first time they were mentioned, wouldn't I??
When you do manage to talk to someone, it's very much a lottery. If it's a relatively simple problem that can be dealt with immediately, you're in luck - the young lad who dealt with my faulty TiVo recently was very helpful. On the other hand, the lady I spoke to while trying to resolve someone's email problems a few months ago was polite, friendly and bloody useless. Generally, quick and efficient resolutions tend to be in the minority.
I have a long standing fault on my vermin landline. I know it's there, and I keep meaning to report it. But I never use a landline anyway, and the thought of going through the menu - hold - web / app / WhatsApp cycle for something nonurgent fills me with dread. Maybe I'll do it tomorrow. Or not.