Re: They wouldn't have done this 60 years ago
The next press conference 48 hours later:
We have called this conference to inform our guests, the public, and the media, that the threat of release of information from the recent data breach has been resolved.
All data and all media containing that data have been turned over to us. We are now contacting anyone whose account was found in the data breach to log onto their accounts, check for any problems, and to change the passwords to a minimum of 8 letters, 2 numbers, and a special character for a total of 11 inputs.
We are assured that the instigators will no longer be able to cause problems like this again, and that their network has been dismantled and destroyed.
We would like to thank the media for their response to our earlier requests in getting out the directives to the criminal element that caused this disturbance, and hope you will report that any more issues of this type will be met with similar enforcement.
Reporter: Sir! Does this have anything to do with the explosion a fire that burned down a warehouse complex in RickyTikistan last night?
Speaker: Where is that Rikistan place?
Reporter 2: Do you have any information on why 9 people were found dead, hanging from the railing of the police building? And why was their fingers and toes removed? Worse yet, did you know that their skin had been practically peeled from their bodies, including their faces?
Speaker: Somebody must have been really mad at whoever they were.
Reporter 3: Something different here, but I would like to acknowledge you for what you did this morning. This morning you grilled chunks of meat and then took it down to the homeless groups and gave the cooked meat to some of their dogs and invited the group to be at the rear area for lunch today. A very humanitarian guesture.
Speaker: Thank you, we try to do good in this mean old world for those less fortunate. We have to leave so we can set up for the big picnic outside, so we again thank you for coming to the press conference. Oh yeah. You are all invited to come and talk with those attending, and eat a little if you want.
A few minutes later in an upstairs suite. Well Mr. negotiator, here is your million dollars we agreed upon. Keep your mouth shut, don't try anything like this again, and you won't become dog meat.