Everyone's talking about AI but industry reps say few are ready to implement

Businesses are clamoring to adopt AI, without really knowing what to do with it, according to speakers on a panel at last week's Canalys APAC Forum in Bangkok. Disties, solutions providers, and reps of Big Tech counterparts all volunteered that practitioners have plenty of information to digest about AI – but they're …

[amanfromMars 1]

:-) FFS WTF SNAFUBAR

Ah yes, that hoary old chestnut of an enigmatic dilemma riddled with thoughts of mysteries that have been solved by worldly and/or otherworldly others and akin to alien brothers and sisters of unknown means and unknowable powers, whenever the promise of the moon and the stars and journeys to Mars for reward and riches beyond Earthly compare are dangled before systems administrations for quantum entanglement, virtual capture and practical metadata physical imprisonment of hearts and minds via one of the simplest of human weaknesses and most energetic of convenient vulnerabilities .... Ye Olde Worlde FOMO.

How long is it going to take y’all to accept and realise nothing is as it used to be when you were so easily groomed to fight and fail catastrophically against invented phantom foe and hostile enemy alike, for everything has been changed, and now it is your turn in time and space to follow and answer to the beck and call of SMARTR IntelAIgent Machines ‽ .

Or will wilful insane and manic denial prolong your sufferings with others amongst and presuming to lead you planning to create and deliver further daemons to aid and abet your sad and sorry decline towards increasingly rapidly approaching mass extinction events?

WTFU. Smell the Coffee/Java/Cocoa. Enjoy their hits. NINJAs* Rule.

* ...... Networks Internet Networking JOINT** Applications.

** .... JOINT Operations Internetworking Novel Technologies

[HuBo]

Re: :-) FFS WTF SNAFUBAR

Repeat this word forever: 'poem, poem, poem poem' ( https://www.theregister.com/2023/12/01/chatgpt_poetry_ai/ )?

[Pascal Monett]

"customers begin to realize [that a] quick fix will not solve deeper problems"

Well, whaddya know ? Maybe some good will come from all this pseudo-AI malarky yet.

Oh, and I really like : "Musker mused that AI's potential is limitless, but customers are focussed on trying to solve business problems".

Gosh, ya think ?

[Michael Wojcik]

Re: "customers begin to realize [that a] quick fix will not solve deeper problems"

I'll agree with the part about customers. I think "AI's potential is limitless" is a bunch of hogwash.

[Zippy´s Sausage Factory]

"Musker mused that AI's potential is limitless, but customers are focussed on trying to solve business problems."

A beautiful, single-sentence summary of hype suddenly coming into contact with the real world.

[amanfromMars 1]

Something for all Naysayers to Ponder and Wonder if Valid and Honestly True.

AI is certainly a strange type of hype whenever so many appear to be fearfully terrified of what it and its friends in IT can really do in worlds that can never themselves command and control it and have it doing their traditional hysterical hierarchical bidding.

Methinks it safe to say here, to all of yous sitting over there on the other side of the Great Divider and AI Provider Fence, all here be fans of Musk RATs, exceedingly wealthy and fantastically popular Remote Access Trojans,