W. T. Absolute. F.
Who in their bloody right, left, middle - I don't care what - mind honestly names their service after a sci-fi creature that infects you with a parasite that will explode from your chest and kill everyone around you?!?!? Seriously, are we just that rampant for allusion, reference, and one-upping on the zeitgeist train that we can't even come up with a minimally obscure, yet apt reference? Maybe the Alexandrian (since something will burn eventually), or Pandora (maybe, just maybe, something good will come of this nonsense).
Are we all just racing for the Torment Nexus? Seriously? Don't even bother stopping the ride, I'm just getting off now.