back to article Honda cooks up an electric motorbike menu, with sides of connectivity

Honda has updated its plan to electrify its motorcycle range, creating modular components that can be assembled into customized motorcycles – most with advanced connectivity features. The Japanese automaker's Tuesday announcement outlines a plan to create battery, power unit and chassis modules, and allow buyers to combine …

  1. drand

    Goodbye

    "In the future, data obtained and accumulated from both ICE and electric models will be utilized to understand the needs of customers based on the data of how those motorcycle models are being used," predicted Honda.

    Engine, wheels, petrol tank, seat, handlebars. Piss off with the rest of it.

    1. ThatOne Silver badge
      Unhappy

      Re: Goodbye

      "Understand the need of customers" is marketing speech for "need to build an advertising profile we can resell". So obviously it's a case where you don't want it, but they do, and since it's them who build the bikes, guess who'll win at the end...

    2. sabroni Silver badge

      Re: Engine, wheels, petrol tank, seat, handlebars.

      What are you going to put in the petrol tank of your electric motor bike?

    3. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: Goodbye

      Less of a dream machine, more of a nightmare.

    4. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Goodbye

      > Engine, wheels, petrol tank, seat, handlebars. Piss off with the rest of it.

      Brakes are so boring...

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: Goodbye

        >Brakes are so boring...

        They just hold you back

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        2. MrDamage

          Re: Goodbye

          Grab the right lever too quickly, and you'll be head over heels with them.

          1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

            Re: Goodbye

            Just get a grip and you'll go far

    5. EricB123 Silver badge

      Re: Goodbye

      They forgot to mention the monthly subscription fee for the privilege of your data getting slurped.

  2. Herring` Silver badge

    Why?

    It also promised a new age of connectivity will accompany the electric motorcycles

    Please someone. Make it stop. If I buy I thing, I want to own it. I want to be able to bugger about with it. I am not interested in "exclusive subscription features for your convenience". I don't want my use of my thing reported to "enhance user experience".

    1. ThatOne Silver badge

      Re: Why?

      Same answer as to the previous post: You might not want it (obviously), but their marketing department does, very much so, so guess what will actually happen...

      The only way to make it stop would be to not buy any "connected" crap, but of course that won't ever happen, there are enough fools out there who claim they don't have anything to hide, or who simply don't care... And by "enough" I mean a "vast majority". The rare eccentrics who don't like being fleeced and spied upon are a tiny, insignificant minority, a rounding error. Most people will manage to convince themselves this is for their own good, and marketing is actually doing them a favor. Because, well, marketing said so...

      1. MachDiamond Silver badge

        Re: Why?

        It would be an interesting project to take on of these bikes and create a plug-in replacement control module that only does the basics. No infomatics, infotainment, OTA, nothing. Just a big display that tells you how fast you are going and how much charge you have left in the battery. Sell it on Aliexpress and Temu along side the boards that turn a rental scooter into one you can repaint and deny any accusations of theft about.

        1. ThatOne Silver badge
          Unhappy

          Re: Why?

          The problem is it will void your warranty, and thus potentially bite you down the road (no pun intended), for instance when you'll need to change those batteries.

          Also the manufacturers will know how to make it extremely difficult (see iPhone component replacement). After all, a modern e-bike isn't just a bike with electrical propulsion, it's a computer on wheels...

          1. MachDiamond Silver badge

            Re: Why?

            "for instance when you'll need to change those batteries."

            Why's that?

            1. ThatOne Silver badge

              Re: Why?

              Because nowadays there is usually some contract clause which says that if you don't want to pay some exorbitant, punitive price, you have to follow the rules.

              You will need to change the batteries eventually...

              1. MachDiamond Silver badge

                Re: Why?

                "You will need to change the batteries eventually..."

                Ok, it's not a problem to change batteries. If the control board has been replaced, there won't be any DRM associated with chipped battery packs where the control board will have a tizzy and reject anything not anointed by Honda. I don't think that it would fall afoul of DMCA legislation about circumventing DRM.

          2. cageordie

            Re: Why?

            I would be immensely surprised if it was only one. The last two embedded programs I have been on have spawned ARMs like some Indian god.

  3. Julian 8

    NC range

    Kind of started this modular era with the NC range - same chassis, 3 bikes (well, 2 bikes and 1 large scooter), and basically half a Honda jazz engine. - just like cars do with a chassis and across all their brands / ranges.

    Like the concept of getting the bits you want to build your bike, but connectivity. The last thing I really want on a bike. I rarely use a tomtom/garmin unless I am not sure where I am going. The headset in my helmet is only on when the sat nav is on - no calls, no radio, no music.

    I am already exposed, so want all my senses operating as well as they can be to hear the vehicle near me doing something wrong - or to hear a honda triple engine

    Oh, connectivity back to Honda so not even the remotely useful kind - err why, go and shove it up your exhaust - which my first electric bike won't have, so they;ll have plenty to choose from

    1. RockBurner

      Re: NC range

      Not sure who started the "modular" production approach to motorcycles but BMW certainly used it with aplomb since the middle of the last century at least.

      You could probably argue that NVT (Norton Villiers Triumph) did it too, but that was more a badge-engineering effort (ie produce one bike and slap different brand/model names on them at random).

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: NC range

        >Not sure who started the "modular" production approach to motorcycle

        I think it's a well known Danish company. If I remember their eponymous Movie you can even rebuild it while riding.

      2. graeme leggett Silver badge

        Re: NC range

        You could say pre-unit (ie separate gearbox) motorcycles had that.

        And then there were the composite machines - Norton frame plus Triumph engine being one

  4. Big_Boomer

    Hmmmmmm

    I like the sound of a "modular" motorcycle and understand it's appeal from a manufacturers and end users point of view, but please leave all that "tech" shite in the cars. I don't want to be connected to anything except my motorcycle. The latest motorcycles have a plethora of gadgets but very few of them enhance the experience, and many of them can detract from the experience. Yes, that active suspension/cornering traction control/linked braking system can let you corner faster and safer,.... but what's the point when it's the computers doing it, not you. I like ABS because it only intrudes when needed and could save me, but almost all of the rest of the "rider assist" stuff is not for me. Yes, not having the "rider assist" tech makes riding more dangerous but it also makes riding more personal and immediate. I was looking forward to experiencing the instant torque of an electric motor between my legs, but since it seems it is going to be slathered in "tech" then no thanks. There is a reason why people want "retro" bikes and that reason is that the "experience" of modern bikes is too sanitised, managed, and controlled.

    1. adrianww

      Re: Hmmmmmm

      I could imagine scenarios where it is having the rider assist gubbins that actually makes things more dangerous. If you start getting riders who ride more carelessly on the basis that the assorted rider assist technologies will save them from their own stupidity, bikes with rider assist could end up with a worse safety record than those without. I don't know whether there have been any studies into this kind of thing (perhaps on bikes, but maybe in cars or other vehicles), but it's an interesting question.

      My own time as a motorcyclist was fairly short-lived and is now nearly thirty years ago, but even back in the day, I wouldn't have thanked you for any additional techno-wizardry (with the possible exception of ABS which was about the only such thing that was available at the time and then only on a couple of bikes such as the Honda ST1100). And certainly not bloody stupid things like entertainment systems, etc. Riding a motorbike is a dangerous activity - you're physically vulnerable, you can be hard to see and you have to be much more aware of your surroundings, road conditions, etc. Knowing that the only thing between you and a nasty end is your own ability, alertness and good sense is a good way to make you stay safe. If you do make a stupid mistake and live to tell, you learn very quickly not to do it again.

    2. werdsmith Silver badge

      Re: Hmmmmmm

      Today I took my motorcycle out, I really should not have because I am still thawing.

      It has heated grips but they don't heat the parts of your hands that meet the airflow.

      1. ICL1900-G3 Silver badge

        Re: Hmmmmmm

        Respect. I once rode to Munich in the snow, most miserable experience of my life. Stopped at every service station to warm up.

        1. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
          Pint

          Re: Hmmmmmm

          A friend of mine at college, rode down from the north for the start of January term in monsoon like conditions.

          He didn't so much as enter his shared digs but sloshed like a zombified walking puddle in the way that only bikers who have been thoroughly soaked to the skin can recall.

          1. Fr. Ted Crilly Silver badge

            Re: Hmmmmmm

            Eventually, even the small of you back will be wet...

  5. deive

    Honda make electric scooters... They've not got anywhere near an electric motorbike yet.

    1. JoeCool Silver badge

      That seems like a small chasm to step over

      <eom>

  6. Luiz Abdala
    Joke

    Pizza delivery and Chinese food will need at least 25 EV bike chargers each.

    I am serious. Dominos and other Ifood chains here have 25-30 bikes parked up front, regular gas ones, at any single time. They spend a great deal of time there just waiting for orders. If anybody wants to be serious about EV bikes, then you should consider fleets and where to put an absurd amount of battery chargers in the tiniest of physical installations. Perhaps if you could daisy chain said bikes with beefy connectors as they can be, and limit to 3 in a row, and make them talk to each other like a HUGE USB hub...

    The home user is probably going to wheel the bike to the back door and charge it off the kitchen 110V sockets over night. May I suggest 100 ft. cords rolled within them?

    This should be their target audience, no fancy shmancy infotainment. Fleet of delivery guys are the only ones that can front the cost of such an upgrade.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Pizza delivery and Chinese food will need at least 25 EV bike chargers each.

      Recent trip to China, there are electric delivery scooters everywhere.

      Apart from the hazard to pedestrians it means you can get everything from a coffee to custom business cards delivered in minutes. The hotels even had banks of lockers by the entrance so they didn't have to dismount.

  7. Mike 137 Silver badge

    "Some new models will also get in-vehicle-infotainment systems"

    They seem to have forgotten that riding a motorbike takes concentration, as it makes very high demands on situational awareness if the rider wants to stay alive.

    <joke>However, safety could be improved if, rather than "infotainment systems", a riderless bike could be developed</joke>

    1. dbayly

      Re: However, safety could be improved if,,,, a riderless bike could be developed

      https://americanhistory.si.edu/collections/nmah_1332301

  8. Alan Bourke

    Just call me

    Sam Porter Bridges

  9. Gene Cash Silver badge

    "navigation function that shares info on nearby charging stations"

    > Some new models will also get in-vehicle-infotainment systems that include a suggestion-based navigation function that shares info on nearby charging stations

    This would be very useful. My current bike does this... but... the database doesn't contain any chargers outside of Italy. OOPS.

    Hopefully Honda won't make this mistake.

    On the other hand, it appears to be a static database updateable only by going to the dealer, much like car navigation maps. With new chargers popping up literally daily, that's kind of a dealbreaker.

    So like I use Google Maps on my phone in my friend's cars, I use PlugShare on my phone on my bike to find chargers.

    1. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: "navigation function that shares info on nearby charging stations"

      "My current bike does this... but... the database doesn't contain any chargers outside of Italy. OOPS.

      "

      You could get a bog standard satnav from Garmin with a mount to go on the bike and config the maps to wherever you are.

  10. cageordie

    I'll take the v4 please.

    Fuel injection would be nice, ABS and traction control for those bad traction occasions. Other than that I don't want or need any distractions. And they have no need or right to know what I am doing.

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