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The BBC is celebrating the 60th anniversary of its long-running science fiction series, Doctor Who, by popping a Surface Duo into the hands of actor David Tennant's latest take on the humanoid alien. Or maybe it's a Surface Duo 2, judging by the camera bulge in the publicity shots spied by the X (formerly Twitter) account @ …

  1. xyz Silver badge

    Probably get a few more episodes in...

    Watching him waiting for it to update before he can save the world with it. :-)

    1. b0llchit Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: Probably get a few more episodes in...

      Update? You mean creating a space-time loop (also known as a boot-crash loop)? When that happens, which relative dimension can possibly save us all? They'll all fold and nobody will see them again.

      1. zuckzuckgo

        Re: Probably get a few more episodes in...

        Well at least he can go back in time to the last stable update or get a new one when the next update bricks it and Microsoft withdraws support.

    2. Blackjack Silver badge

      Re: Probably get a few more episodes in...

      May be used to make the villain waste time maybe?

  2. Ball boy Silver badge

    Maybe Clippy can make a return!

    "It looks like you're trying to fight a Dalek. Do you need help with that?"

    1. b0llchit Silver badge

      Re: Maybe Clippy can also make a return!

      • Clippy: You seem to be trying to conquer the world. Can I help you?
      • Dalek: Exterminate!
      • Clippy: I can help with your energy weapons.
      • Dalek: Exterminate!
      • Clippy: Your AI seems to be stuck in a loop. Can I help you move forward?
      • Dalek: Exterminate!
      • Clippy: I can help with extermination too.
      • Dalek: Bzzzzzt!

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Maybe Clippy can also make a return!

        I'm currently working my way through the old Hartnell episodes on iplayer. At one point (jn "The Chase", I think) there were three Daleks, which went, in turn:

        Dalek 1: Exterminate!

        Dalek 2: Obliterate!

        Dalek 3: Annihilate!

        ... which I found rather amusing.

        And then, after watching the latest modern outing, which I found as something of a mixed blessing, I could fortunately go back and continue with "Time Meddler" just to properly cleanse my Dr Who palate....

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Maybe Clippy can also make a return!

          I can't help feeling the Supreme Dalek should have more important things to do than hanging out on web forums and downvoting reportage of inappropriate language in historical contexts.

        2. Fred Daggy
          Meh

          Disney will kill The Doctor more surely than The Daleks ever could

          The Daleks, The Cybermen, The Sontarans and The Master/Missy couldn't destroy The Doctor. But Disney has (or will).

          Too much unexplained techie-techie and an ending that was pulled out from the dark bodily crevices and had no other in-show explanation. Visually "ooooh wow" for the Disney crowd but a stinker of an episode. The Meep hiding in stuffed toys was directly lifted from E.T., so very lazy writing there.

          Best scene: The mock trial. Both comedy and turning the episode. Worst scene: Everything inside The Meep spaceship.

          I'll give it a bare pass, but want to see improvement.

          (Hated Who as a kid because I never like Tom Baker which inevitably followed The Goodies, or perhaps Monkey, but then I saw a a Pertwee episode and loved it. I may have been just too young for The Doctor. Warmed to most of the Doctors, but now ... well, the favourites have to be Capaldi, Pertwee and then McCoy)

          1. graeme leggett Silver badge

            Re: Disney will kill The Doctor more surely than The Daleks ever could

            Deus ex machina is RTD's usual way of resolving episodes.

            What we are getting is more of RTD's previous Doctor Who style with better budgets.

            1. Fred Daggy
              Angel

              Re: Disney will kill The Doctor more surely than The Daleks ever could

              You're dead right. Couldn't remember why it was nagging on me. The of "The Star Beast" was just the ending of "Bad Wolf" (lite). Even had a girl called Rose saving the day.

          2. ravenviz Silver badge

            Re: Disney will kill The Doctor more surely than The Daleks ever could

            Tom Baker was the only Doctor!

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Possible spoiler alert ... I once read a review of "Knives Out" which said it was easy to work out who the killer was as all the characters but one had iPhones and allegedly Apple don't allow their products to be associated with "baddies" in films/TV so the one with the non-iPhone was clearly going to be the murderer. As the BBC seem normally to be wedded to Apple devices then maybe "the Doctor" having a Surface Duo may be a sign that he's not really the Doctor

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      >Apple don't allow their products to be associated with "baddies"

      Well it is fiction after all.

    2. James O'Shea Silver badge

      Allegedly all the good guys on ye olde (but not as old as Dr. Who) show '24' had MacBooks, while all the bad guys had Dells... and Apple paid for both sets of kit.

  4. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
    Coat

    Tom Baker

    Tom Baker as the Doctor

    Nokia N9 mobile

    All I need is a TARDIS to go back to those times (oh and may be that will also enable some to be bumped off before they get a chance to burn meego)

    1. Ace2 Silver badge

      Re: Tom Baker

      General poll: I liked the revival, to a point. (Capaldi’s Doctor is one of the few characters as cranky as I am.)

      If I were to go back to the classic stuff, where should I start?

      1. David 132 Silver badge

        Re: Tom Baker

        Hmm. Not claiming to be a serious Whovian, and I'm sure those here that are will have their own opinions, but...

        First thing to remember is that compared to 2005+ Who, the classic episodes are a) slow-paced, and b) often have really, really dodgy production values. The former is just a question of readjusting your mental pace; they take 6 episodes to tell a story that New Who would wrap up in a single episode.

        The latter issue just requires you to remember that they're of their time, when "decent special effects" were a dastardly American thing that Auntie BBC disdained. What they do have - at least sometimes - is crackingly good stories. Honestly with some of the best, I get so wrapped up in them that I utterly forget the rubber-masked cardboard shonkiness of it.

        My personal recommendations would be the Season 14 Tom Baker story "The Talons of Weng-Chiang", and the Season 17/19/19 Peter Davison stories "City of Death", "Black Orchid" and "Time-Flight".

        With the first one you do have to ignore the slightly-dodgy-by-modern-mores Chinese characterizations of the first one and enjoy the really good writing and dialog :)

        City of Death was written by Douglas Adams, and is rather inventive.

        Time-Flight has a missing Concorde landing millions of years in the past; what more could you want?

        1. Bebu
          Windows

          Re: Tom Baker

          "Season 14 Tom Baker story "The Talons of Weng-Chiang"

          A bit ethnically stereotyped for the wokery if they ever dismounted from their high horses and stooped to watch anything that predates their sorry existence. If they were to be inflamed by this classic who then Sexton Blake or Fu Manchu would send them incandesant.

          I was at the time tickled pink by the Peking (sic) homunculus fitted with a pigs brain. Little homocidal men with brains sourced from the abattoir - sounds a lot like the contemporary leadership of the planet.

          If I recall correctly Leela actually wore a dress for Victorian London - a bit chilly otherwise- a disappointment for the engineering students who only started watching the series with the advent of Leela - they could appreciate her acting talents. :) Later Romana (both actresses) were a bit too "intellectual" for them.

          Actually probably not great fare for the feminists either.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Fu Manchu

            The Fu Manchu stories are on gutenberg (look up Sax Rohmer). What is interesting about them is that Fu Manchu (and the organisation of which he is part) is by far more intelligent and technically advanced than the British and Europeans; and the heroes are probably at best characterised as brave-but-bumbling, and indeed they even remark at times just how outclassed they are. The protagonists usually only succeed because they are regularly rescued and/or tipped off by a woman who has inexplicably fallen in love with one brave-but-bumbling idiot; and because - although in most respects a genius - Fu has a weakness for the same woman.

            IMO, the stories are much more of a mixed bag than a simple stereotyping of them might suggest. The hero/protagonists might win the day, but not due to their own competence, let alone some "natural superiority". Fu loses despite all his advantages, and not because dodgy racial stereotyping was affecting the plot or how he was written.

            1. Bebu
              Childcatcher

              Re: Fu Manchu

              Ye gads someone who has actually read the books.

              Intelligent summary.

              Worth a read if one isn't seeking to be offended by the standards of the past.

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Tom Baker

          Genesis of the Daleks

          1. ravenviz Silver badge

            Re: Tom Baker

            Pyramids of Mars and Horror of Fang Rock!

        3. Martin-73 Silver badge
          Coat

          Re: Tom Baker

          Two missing Concordes, shirley From memory ... Speedbird Golf Alfa Charlie and Speedbird Golf Victor Foxtrot.

          Mines the one with the jelly babies in the pocket

      2. xenny

        Re: Tom Baker

        I've been dipping into the classic stuff, and found I enjoyed Pertwee more than Baker, so I'd suggest Spearhead From Space. Has the bonus of a decent amount of UNIT and very good picture quality as it was mostly shot on film. Some of the shots may remind you a little of the early revival episodes.

      3. graeme leggett Silver badge

        Re: Tom Baker

        Where to start - impossible to say because everyone is different and the show changed over the years. Even with a comprehensive psychological profile and a breakdown of the contents of your bookshelf and your DVD collection, it could be difficult to predict what you would enjoy.

        You could do worse than pick a few to dip into from one of the ranking lists of Doctor Who episodes. At the very least, the ones near the top will be 'better' than the ones near the middle and you should avoid the ones at the bottom of the list until you've found if you even like the higher ranked ones.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Jodie Whittaker...

    Speaking as someone borm in the mid 70's, I first remember Tom Baker as the Doctor, but was surprised to realise that I'd already watched some of the Pertwee episodes when they appeared on iplayer (Carnival of Monsters... Not sure how I could previously have seen that series!)

    Anyway, to get back to the point, I've enjoyed all the reincarnations of the Doctor I've watched (Colin Baker ot so much the first time I saw it). I actually thought Jodie Whittaker made a really good Doctor, but was let down by the subject choice of some of her scripts, the worst of which was the "earth" populated by carbon dioxide breathing creatures caused to evolve by our poluting the planet. Thinly veiled Margaret thatcher criticisms are one thing, (I think she was wrong about some things and right about others) but being told off about polluting the planet really annoyed me when I'm already cycling to work, to the shops and recycling and re-using what I can, and I can't see anyone who doesn't care about pollution and/or global warming* sitting through the whole episode.

    *Please make your own mind up about what you do / don't do about pollution / global warming.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Jodie Whittaker...

      Similar, I watched some classic Who and realised I had already seen quite a bit of it, I suspect while cowering behind the sofa at my grandparent's place (Granddad was a SciFi fan and total geek, he'd have *loved* the home computer boom).

      I had such high hopes for Whittaker as The Dr, she had moments of brilliance and I could see her and the role becoming a perfect fit, but I too think she was badly let down by the writing and stories and not just the climate change one.

      The way they dealt with 'ishoos' was jarringly bad, the scripts were really clumsily written and beaten into shape around them as though the story/lore was a secondary consideration, pretty much guaranteed to make the veins throb in the temples of the sort of person who likes to rage on about whatever issue the Daily Mail or Express has labeled 'woke' today.

      1. Ace2 Silver badge

        Re: Jodie Whittaker...

        This. I’m as much of a lefty environmentalist as anyone but some of those episodes hit you over the head enough to qualify as assault.

      2. graeme leggett Silver badge

        Re: Jodie Whittaker...

        A big issue with Whitaker's stories was her having to explain through speech rather than showing the audience, and that often she lacked agency.

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Jodie Whittaker...

        "pretty much guaranteed to make the veins throb in the temples of the sort of person who likes to rage on about whatever issue the Daily Mail or Express has labeled 'woke' today"

        You make that sound like it's a bad thing.

    2. bombastic bob Silver badge
      Meh

      Re: Jodie Whittaker...

      "I actually thought Jodie Whittaker made a really good Doctor, but was let down by the subject choice of some of her scripts"

      ACK. A lady Doctor did not play out as being "forced" but TOO MUCH of the plots in certain episodes DID. Sci Fi should be thought provoking, NOT preachy.

      I recall facepalming and leaving the room on a few of those episodes, and the entire 'doctor clone' arc at the end just confused me. Was not helping that BBC America played the episodes on Sunday evenings and I missed a few, and have not yet seen the box set at the local stores.

      One person online thought the 'Rosa Parks' episode was "forced" and preachy . I thought they simply did a good historically accurate portrayal. Eh, go fig.

      1. Martin-73 Silver badge

        Re: Jodie Whittaker...

        For once Bob, i agree... the Rosa Parks episode was one of the good ones

    3. TheMaskedMan Silver badge

      Re: Jodie Whittaker...

      "I'd already watched some of the Pertwee episodes when they appeared on iplayer (Carnival of Monsters... Not sure how I could previously have seen that series!)"

      As I recall, Carnival of Monsters and The Three Doctors were rerun on BBC 2 as part of The Five Faces of Doctor Who. That would have been in the early 80s, but I'm not sure when, exactly, and I'm to lazy to look it up.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Stopped watching this woke rubbish years ago (and watching the BBC fullstop / paying a license fee) after one of the characters twice found it necessary to announce that she was a lesbian within the same episode and various other similar forced diversity irritations.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Woke or woke up !!!

      Dr Who is many things not all good *But* 'Woke' is not one of them !!!

      Watched the latest episode on Saturday evening ...as all good whovians should .... part of the setting of 'correct' context for Dr Who !!! :)

      Thought it was good for the whovians getting into the 'celebration mood' ... lots of in-jokes re: Unit, BEM's and cuddly toy that was not so cuddly etc

      Liked the Doctor/Donna revival & the tying up of the 'remember me and you die' issue.

      All good fun !!!

      With Dr Who you need to set your mindset to be of the time of the series you are watching.

      Don't expect fast paced stories with lots of special effects and action, it is not how Dr Who was seen at the time.

      Can be entertaining to see how the 'Baddies' have evolved as budgets and Special effects got better .... wobbly sets are the old running joke but it got better until the BBC lost interest before the new revival.

      I am not a major Dr Who fan but with age I can appreciate the effort and longevity of a generally interesting idea.

      I would like to know 'Who' had the regeneration idea as it is unique and actually works as a way to allow the show to continue as long as the BBC wants to keep going !!!

      Well done the Beeb !!!

      (The colourised early Dr Who was fun as well ... I am slightly too young to be able to remember the first few series, if I ever saw them ... not sure if my Mum/Dad would have allowed me to watch it !!!)

      :)

      1. aerogems Silver badge

        Re: Woke or woke up !!!

        I actually thought it was rather amusing how they made a joke about "the doctor" and "the meep".

        Some day they should do an episode where The Doctor goes back and meets his granddaughter or niece or whoever the person was supposed to be from the very first episodes. If they want to give it a more modern spin, instead of living happily ever after, maybe the relationship she stayed behind for fell apart a little while after The Doctor and companions left, and she was marooned there until The Doctor shows up again.

      2. Bebu
        Big Brother

        Re: Woke or woke up !!!

        《I would like to know 'Who' had the regeneration idea as it is unique and actually works as a way to allow the show to continue as long as the BBC wants to keep going !!!》

        I believe the Gallifreyans (probably Rassilon) in the very earliest times pinched the tech from Great Vampires. Given the pretty ghastly forms of those dark times - the Racnoss, Carrionites - one has to wonder what the form was of those original Gallifeyans - the dual brainstem and hearts suggest something not hominiform or even bipedal. ;)

        I would guess that Rassilon looking into the distant future decided a human appearance would allow his lot to blend into the background and deflect the blame for some of their more atrocious acts onto humanity.

        As for the actual question :) who in the BBC dreamt it up is, sadly lacking regeneration, very likely no longer with us.

        The idea of the mind of a dying individual be transferred or imprinted onto another individual isn't new - at least as old as the idea of transmigration of the soul or reincarnation... so ancient. Plenty of stories use some version of this plot device - HP Lovecraft used in a couple of stories. (Lovecraft - another favourite of the wokery.:)

        Given the obvious lack of total fidelity in regeneration (actually seems altogether rather dodgy) it seems to be a process of using the control of time to instantly grow a clone of dying individual and transferring most of the memories of the dying to the clone's otherwise blank brain but very little of the deceased's personality. This would seem to me to be a moral and ethical minefield (which only Melody Pond appears to have escaped.:)

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Woke or woke up !!!

          Bebu,

          "The idea of the mind of a dying individual be transferred or imprinted onto another individual isn't new - at least as old as the idea of transmigration of the soul or reincarnation... so ancient. Plenty of stories use some version of this plot device - HP Lovecraft used in a couple of stories. (Lovecraft - another favourite of the wokery.:)"

          This I know *but* the Dr Who regeneration is not quite this ..... as intimated by your later comment re: ' lack of total fidelity in regeneration'.

          The Doctors regeneration is 'imperfect' on multiple levels:

          1) Physical .... the 'doctor' needs a body to 'inhabit' but its form is subject to 'random' change .... phenotypic variation including gender.

          2) Mental .... although the 'doctor' regenerates, the sum of his personality does not transfer. The core knowledge of being a Time lord is there but 'recent' 'personality' appears to be transient.

          3) Emotional/reacting to the current environment .... This varies according to the 'current form of the doctor' therefore he can be happy, sad, vengeful etc as a driving personality trait.

          So, it is a bit more complicated than the 'horror classic' or 'Ghostbusters style' taking over a body to continue your existence, like putting on a different 'suit & tie'. !!!

          :)

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Woke or woke up !!!

        I'm not a fanatical Dr Who fan (TBH, there are few programmes on TV that really interest me) but I've watched almost every episode. This weekend's one is recorded to watch later, and there were a couple from the Whittaker era I'd recorded but then couldn't be bothered to watch.

        BUT, I remember watching the very first episode - twice, in fact, as it was repeated the following week.

        Of the original run, Peter Davidson was probably my favourite Dr at the time (probably because I could probably relate to him best - a bit like Batman being one of the favourite super-heroes because he *didn't* have super powers); David Tennant has been my favourite of the reboot (still good storylines; Matt Smith and Peter Capaldi were OK, too).

      4. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Woke or woke up !!!

        When the authors said aliens they didn't mean actors of foreign extraction.

    2. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
      Joke

      A Darlek?

      after one of the characters twice found it necessary to announce that she was a lesbian

      (Lesbian) Darlek: Exterminate! Exterminate! I am a Lesbian! I am a Lesbian!

    3. aerogems Silver badge
      Facepalm

      I really just don't know how you do it. I barely pay attention to whatever culture war bullshit some talking head or disembodied voice says is everything that's wrong with the world today, and I find it utterly exhausting. How you have energy to do anything else is beyond me.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Boffin

        @aerogems: “I really just don't know how you do it."

        A soap masquerading as a SciFi series. People have fond memories of watching the earlier series and it's painful watching them ruin it on the alter of political correctness.

        I just want to watch people having interesting adventures on alien planets, not be preached at with THE MESSAGE.

        Elsewhere, the actor Julian Bleach reprised his role of Davros for a charity event. But they took him out of the wheel-chair as it may promote harmful representation /s

        See an interesting video review here: Doctor Who 60th Anniversary REACTION | Dead AF

        @aerogems: “I really just don't know how you do it. I barely pay attention to whatever culture war bullshit some talking head or disembodied voice says is everything that's wrong with the world today, and I find it utterly exhausting. How you have energy to do anything else is beyond me.

        1. SundogUK Silver badge

          Re: @aerogems: “I really just don't know how you do it."

          "A soap masquerading as a SciFi series."

          This.

          It's all about relationships now. Dull as ditch-water.

          1. Dan 55 Silver badge

            Re: @aerogems: “I really just don't know how you do it."

            Firstly it's RTD so what do you expect, but he did manage to bring the series back in the first place, and secondly perhaps there are only so many times you can reverse the polarity of the neutron flow?

        2. aerogems Silver badge

          Re: @aerogems: “I really just don't know how you do it."

          So, you want to live in your little white nationalist world where everyone who doesn't look like you is somehow lesser. FFS, it was like a 10-second scene out of a 40-something minute episode. If people like you hadn't been bitching and moaning about it so much, I probably would have completely missed it. Besides, I thought you'd be overjoyed that The Meep turns out to be the bad guy in the end. You going to complain about the Unit commander being in a wheelchair next?

    4. abend0c4 Silver badge

      So, we have the notion that a powerful alien being with the capacity to travel through space and time should assume the form of a creature from a minor and undistinguished planet and have a craft that could only appear inconspicuous in a small number of locations on that specific planet in a specific epoch - and it's the lesbians that are the deal-breaker?

      1. aerogems Silver badge

        To be fair, in one of the very first episodes of ToS, they explain how the time ship is supposed to take on the appearance of something innocuous to wherever it comes to a stop, but that part "got stuck" and stopped working.

    5. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      she was a thespian

      Dunno about lesbians, for me this iteration was just too much Thespians - shtick'd up to the eyeballs and all the usual suspects. Half expected Kenneth Branagh to turn up leading a chorus of "My Old Man's a Dustman"...

      Maybe it would have been better as a Goodies reboot - Pantomime Giant Kitten!

  7. Bebu
    Childcatcher

    Hey Cortana: Why is David Tennant back as the BBC's longest lived space alien?

    Don't need the heavy artillery of ChatGPT to answer that one I don't want to go.

    Surely Davros sans the dubious benefits of regeneration might claim the "BBC's longest lived space alien" title. :)

  8. Roj Blake Silver badge

    No Spoilers Please!

    I've just started on the William Hartnell episodes (now on iPlayer!) and am trying to avoid any spoilers until I've cuaght up.

    Shouldn't take long, right?

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "...dubious special effects and famously wobbly sets"

    Are you perhaps confusing it with Blake's Seven?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: "...dubious special effects and famously wobbly sets"

      Wobbly sets were de rigueur last century - not only Dr Who and Blake's Seven...

  10. TheVogon

    I expect we will get a labelled gender neutral toilet and wheelchair ramps on the Tardis soon. Davros will be pleased.

    1. abend0c4 Silver badge

      You can't say there wouldn't be room.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        That's not the point. Not everything has to become a soap opera over stuffed with "representation". At least not if they want an audience. I see Disney just had two major failures due to exactly that. Hopefully someone is taking notes in production land.

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