back to article As NASA struggles to open OSIRIS-REx's asteroid sample can, probe heads off to next rock

NASA's first-ever asteroid sample-collecting spacecraft OSIRIS-REx has had its mission extended – and will next visit Apophis, a near-Earth object expected to fly as close as 20,000 miles to our home planet in 2029. The 340-metre-wide space rock was discovered in 2004 and made headlines after astronomers predicted it could …

  1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge

    you're gonna need a bigger wrench

    1. nojobhopes
      1. ariels-again

        Why waste the good stuff?

        Just bang it twice against the corner of the bench.

        Not like that! Here, let me show you...

    2. Headley_Grange Silver badge

      I've got an impact driver they can borrow.

    3. vtcodger Silver badge

      If a bigger hammer won't work ...

      There's always that old standby -- a Dremel with a carbide cutting disk. That'll cut/abrade most anything other than diamonds. But most likely it'd contaminate the environment more than just a little.

      BTW, has anyone seen a picture of the balky connector(s)? I'm curious what they might look like. I've searched for an image, but haven't found one. How DO you seal a container in zero gravity without introducing contaminants into the container? Apparently NASA found an answer that almost works.

    4. David 132 Silver badge
      Alien

      Cylinder? From space, you say? Can’t believe I’m the only one to think of this…

      “Suddenly the top of the cylinder began moving, rotating, unscrewing. Ogilvy feared there was a man inside trying to escape. He rushed to the cylinder but the intense heat stopped him before he could burn himself on the metal…”

  2. Neil Barnes Silver badge
    Thumb Up

    Close encounters with asteroids as large as Apophis reportedly occur just once in 7,500 years.

    How nice that we are alive in such a time of wonders!

  3. Empire of the Pussycat

    Why oh why did they let Apple design the fastenings?

    I bet they've got tri-hexa-penta-lobed metric screwdrivers, but the capsule has a mix of hexa-tri-penta-lobed and penta-hexa-tri-lobed screws in special cupertonian sizes, and lots of glue.

    1. X5-332960073452
      Happy

      Re: Why oh why did they let Apple design the fastenings?

      Thank-you

  4. Lord Elpuss Silver badge

    ""After multiple attempts at removal, the team discovered two of the 35 fasteners on the TAGSAM head could not be removed with the current tools approved for use in the OSIRIS-REx glovebox," NASA said in a statement."

    Just admit you stripped them. Happens to the best of us.

  5. Zebo-the-Fat

    Only one option left

    Only one option left... WD40

    1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
      Pint

      Re: Only one option left

      WD40? Amateur! Get a big hammer!

  6. Andy The Hat Silver badge

    "ten times closer to our planet than the Moon"

    Where did the fairly recent penchant for using "x times smaller than y" come from? Are one tenth, one quarter or one thirty second the size of ... seen as old and imperial whereas "32 times smaller than a gnat's appendage" is a more prose worthy modern version?

    Anyway, my clock's minute hand has described an arc four times smaller than an hour so I must go ...

  7. David Hicklin Bronze badge

    How close ?

    So they are going to meet this asteroid that is due to pass quite close to us, hopefully the mass of this space craft won't make it deviate the wrong way a little to much.....

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Call me a cynic but, Andromeda anyone?

    Can't help but wondering if perhaps it's trying to tell us something by being so awkward?

  9. Knightlie

    "The team has been working to develop and implement new approaches to extract the material inside the head"

    Taken out of context, that sounds horrific.

    1. Richard 12 Silver badge

      Time to dig out the bone saw.

  10. sitta_europea Silver badge

    Any engineer would have known to put a hammer and a chisel in the glove box just in case...

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