Re: Licensing authorities should regularly inspect it
1. You enjoyed that pint 10% more than standard. That'll cost you extra.
2. Pints must be drunk in one go, sipping your beer slows down your next purchase. That'll cost you extra.
3. Your pint glass stuck to at least one beer mat. That'll cost you extra.
4. Half-pints actually cost us more than serving you a full pint. That'll cost you extra.
5. Discussion of other beers/pubs is forbidden. That'll cost you extra.
6. You have not eaten the minimum required number of peanuts/cheesy wotsits/pork scratchings per pint. That'll cost you extra.
7. You have eaten more than the maximum required number of peanuts/cheesy wotsits/pork scratchings per pint. That'll cost you extra.
8. You made an enquiry about how many peanuts/cheesy wotsits/pork scratchings should be consumed per pint. That'll cost you extra.
9. You have tasted your drink companion's beer. That'll cost you extra.
10. Your drinking companion tasted your beer. That'll cost you extra.
11. More than one beer mat was used to stop the table from rocking on the uneven floor. That'll cost you extra.
Drop beer. Drop table.
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