back to article 13-year Google privacy settlement pays litigants the equivalent of a Big Mac meal

About 2.5 million people who clicked on a Google Search link between October 25, 2006, and September 30, 2013 can expect to receive $7.16 to compensate them for claims of violated privacy, after an epic legal battle with the ad giant. On Tuesday, Edward Davila, US district judge in the Northern District of California, finally …

  1. Dinanziame Silver badge
    Holmes

    Well to be honest here the settlement is low because few people care about the issue. This was the default way for the Referer header to work, and at the blessed times we're talking of people didn't care about the fact that the website they were going to would know the very keywords... which had brought them there. If anything, they might have thought it was valuable for web admins to know which keywords would turn up their website in Google results.

  2. chivo243 Silver badge
    Devil

    How much this time?

    Take it out of petty cash, get a receipt…

  3. Winkypop Silver badge

    When an individual’s payout is so very low

    Maybe all the money should be donated to a suitable* cause. In this case women’s health services.

    * non political, non religious.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: When an individual’s payout is so very low

      Yeah nice idea, but then it gets spunked up the wall on fuck all before it benefits anyone. This is pretty much the MO of most charities.

      I think it should go to a non-profit, independent, non-government privacy advocacy and research group preferably not based in the US and based in a country outside the reach of the big 5 and their associated political bullshit, but with a footprint in all of them. Each time an organisation oversteps the mark on privacy, the beast there to oppose it should get bigger and scarier.

      Privacy is sovereign and should be out of the reach of governments, corps etc therefore any organisation fighting for it should be also.

      Lets be honest, the only way you're going to keep privacy in check is if you have a large group of well funded nerds constantly checking anything and everything with a solid legal team behind them so they can go to war as and when needed to shame these privacy abusing bastards.

      Ideally we need some kind of international treaty on human privacy and cryptographic rights to ensure there is no way to circumvent local laws by using another third party country for data gathering etc.

      It's bizarre to me that we have treaties for things like landmines, biological weapons, chemical weapons etc etc...which does affect a lot of people but nowhere near as many as are affected by privacy violations which can be just as dangerous and threatening.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Interestingly

    This is one of those survey style approaches.

    "Do you think it's useful for companies to know what search terms you used to find their website so they can make their website better for you?"

    Or

    "Do you think companies should be able to know how you found them and possibly use that information to identify you and your interests?"

  5. Yorick Hunt Silver badge

    Here's an idea...

    In all such cases, the award should be increased by the value of the legal fees incurred - that should reduce the appeal of years-long litigation in the hopes that it'll be dropped.

    1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge
      Pirate

      Re: Here's an idea...

      It strikes me that the lawyers were the ones deciding the "settlement" was acceptable because you can be sure as shit they got more than a "Big Mac" each out of it.

      If the settlement is so low as to be meaningless to the plaintiffs, then this is exactly the sort of case that needs to actually go to trial and be legally resolves, not settled in a no blame agreement. But then the prosecution lawyers are risking a loss in the case or even a lower payout even if they win, either by a lower "fine" or higher costs in the longer more expensive process. Most likely it's cost/benefit analysis on their part with no consideration or care at all for their clients.

    2. jmch Silver badge

      Re: Here's an idea...

      "In all such cases, the award should be increased by the value of the legal fees incurred"

      That would be a start. Getting rid of the 'not admitting fault' part also

  6. NoCoffee

    The house wins on Green

    The Lawyers got paid so its win win right?

    1. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

      Re: The house wins on Green

      This is just like the slavery days of America, where the leadership get massive rewards and the masses are treated as unhuman.

      1. rafff

        Re: The house wins on Green

        "just like the slavery days of America"

        In case you had not noticed, slavery is still legal in the USA. The 13th, 14th and 15th amendments to the constitution almost abolish it, but not quite - there are exceptions.

  7. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

    "Google admits no wrongdoing"

    Gah.

    I *hate* that phrase. It usually means "we know we did bad stuff, but we're paying you to go away quietly so we don't open ourselves up to further liability"

    It should be banned.

    1. Alumoi Silver badge

      Re: "Google admits no wrongdoing"

      Hey, it's a settlement aka agreement between the parties. The judge just rubber stamps it.

      If the parties are happy with their agreement, who are you to judge? :)

      /sarcams /joke /nuke them from orbit /etc.....

  8. BenMyers

    Big Mac or Starbucks, even!

    This settlement is typical of American class-action lawsuits, as the lawyers (barristers) pocket big bucks, the judge yawns and approves the settlement, class participants get very little. This settlement has something useful as an award. I recall other tech class action lawsuits that settled by giving class members a coupon for something worthless they could not use. Anybody else remember the class action lawsuit against Gateway about Pentium CPUs not working right?

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