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Bezos-backed space firm Blue Origin has unveiled plans to construct a multi-mission, multi-orbit "space mobility platform," and claims it only needs until 2025 to get the structure in space.  Blue Ring, as the platform's been dubbed, got very little in the way of description in Blue Origin's brief press release about the …

  1. NoneSuch Silver badge
    Childcatcher

    Meh...

    Sounds like Elon's marketing guys and gals work at Blue Origin now.

    1. Andy The Hat Silver badge

      Re: Meh...

      If Musk said he was going to launch thing thing in 2025 I could believe something could be mocked up and built in 2024, at least a working prototype in 2025 and a potential launch in 2026. After all he has the flight hardware and orbital experience to deliver it ...

      I think Bezos is just dangling a "we may possibly hopefully be able to do it cheaper if you give us massive funding" carrot to keep his company going until the next no-hope-of-delivery-but-well-funded idea comes along ...

  2. elsergiovolador Silver badge

    Space

    It is interesting how the rich are going for somewhat vanity projects, that sound big on the surface but if you look into the details, they seem pretty hollow.

    Why trying to solve problems on Earth or at very least improve the lives isn't attractive?

    Is space platform going to lift people out of poverty? Get clean water? Bring happiness to millions without roof over their head?

    Or is it just another elaborate tax avoidance scheme? After all who is going to check if those super expensive, written off, items are actually in space and not just in the creative accountant imagination?

    Space is definitely one place where IRS don't have its reach.

    1. probgoblin
      Childcatcher

      Re: Space

      > vanity projects

      Vanity project? Vanity project!? How dare you!

      These men have made stepping into areas that were once under government control and making sure that they can both receive tax payer money and reduce the chance of any competition or regulation their lives' work. Nothing could be more dear to them than making sure your tax dollars don't risk contributing to mere common good when they could do do much better for themselves!

      Shame on you for thinking their unending greed is a lesser sin such as mere vanity.

    2. Gene Cash Silver badge

      Re: Space

      [x] response to space article saying "whut aboot all the poor people ON EARTH?!?!111oneone"

      Check.

      1. elsergiovolador Silver badge

        Re: Space

        [x] response mocking the concern about the billionaire class indulging in self-importance and pee pee measuring contests.

        Check.

      2. Knightlie

        Re: Space

        I find people supporting the actions of these parasites abhorrent. This pie-in-the-sky (or... donut-in-the-sky?) nonsense provides nothing of value, like all billionaires' society-destroying hobbies.

  3. heyrick Silver badge

    2025?

    <glances at calendar on wall>

    Uh-huh.

    1. heyrick Silver badge

      Re: 2025?

      Of course, the first victims of that sort of timescale will be safety and security...

  4. Andy 73 Silver badge

    Reality distortion field testing in progress.

    This is a fertile ground for serious advancements in our access to space. Not that this specific concept will necessarily "win", but having a bunch of egotistical billionaires attempting to dominate the industry is a great way to try a lot of different ideas for viability. The only challenge is getting enough people to support your project, and that comes down to who can do the most convincing impression of a rocket scientist.

    1. elsergiovolador Silver badge

      Re: Reality distortion field testing in progress.

      who can do the most convincing impression of a rocket scientist.

      I found one!

      1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

        Re: Reality distortion field testing in progress.

        Thank you! I've not seen that one before :-)

    2. Knightlie

      Re: Reality distortion field testing in progress.

      Apparently the other major challenge is getting access to public money for this bullshit instead of spending his own.

  5. DS999 Silver badge
    Facepalm

    Which will be completed first

    The Bezos blue ring or Musk's hyperloop?

    1. Flocke Kroes Silver badge

      Re: Which will be completed first

      The completion date for hyperloop has been public knowledge for a long time: never.

      Blue ring: ask again in 2030.

    2. John Brown (no body) Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: Which will be completed first

      Or the brown ring?

  6. xanadu42
    Black Helicopters

    Blue Ring ...

    Isn't that the most poisonous Octopus on this Planet?

    OK... OK... So it is actually a "Blue-Ringed Octopus"...

    Can't see this boding well based on name-association...

    1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge
      Mushroom

      Re: Blue Ring ...

      I'm more concerned about the statement "in excess of 3,000 kg, depending on orbit, and added that it can host and deploy 1,100-lb-class satellites," We all know what happens when you mix metric and imperial units in space stuff!!

  7. cookieMonster Silver badge
    Joke

    A penis shaped rocket

    A blue ring, I’m starting to see a pattern here.

    This has Flesh Gordon written all over it

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