Amazon to launch first Project Kuiper internet satellites

It's been a long time coming, but Amazon is finally launching its first two Project Kuiper internet-relay satellites into orbit tomorrow, October 6, but don't expect Bezos' Starlink competitor to be ready for customers anytime soon.  Kuiper's Protoflight United Launch Alliance mission is expected to lift off in a little under …

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If you've got Prime, we'll deliver both satellites into orbit for free!

And if one explodes on launch, you can return all the bits within 30 days for a full refund.

[very angry man]

Great

The New extra shiny shiny Kuiper sats, just to really piss off the Star gazers