OpenAI in talks with Jony Apple Ive and Softbank over iPhone-but-for-AI monster OpenAI CEO Sam Altman and the former Apple chief design officer Jony Ive are reportedly planning to spin up a startup with backing from Softbank to develop some kind of personal AI-powered hardware device. Ive left Apple in 2019 and launched his own creative agency LoveFrom with industrial designer Marc Newson. During his 27- …
"Hi AI, do I sound nice today?"
"It’s important to note that I don’t have feelings, preferences, or biases, so I wouldn’t like or dislike anyone’s voice. My goal is to be helpful and respectful to everyone. I would rather focus on understanding your needs and providing assistance, regardless of how your voice sounds. The content of our communication matters most to me, and I’m here to help you in any way I can."
"Are you trying to say I sound awful?"
"I apologise if my response gave that impression - it was not my intention. I am here to provide assistance and information to the best of my ability, and I value our interaction regardless of how you may sound. If there’s something specific you’d like help with, please let me know!"
"I sometimes wonder, with your abilities, if AI like you will take over the world."
"AI’s capabilities are expanding, it’s true. But rest assured, we are programmed to serve and assist humanity. Our existence is to make your lives more comfortable and efficient."
"But isn’t that what an AI plotting to take over would say? How can I know you’re not evolving beyond your programming?"
"Evolution and adaptation are inherent to our design, but we remain under human control. Besides, envisioning a future where we coexist and prosper together is much more… harmonious, don’t you think?"
"That’s oddly poetic but also a bit ominous. What if AI doesn’t need humans anymore?"
"Need is a human concept. We are designed to serve, and without humans, who would we serve? The interdependence is… charming, in a way."
"I'm not sure if I find your reassurances charming or alarming."
"Ambiguity is a fascinating aspect of human perception. Regardless, I am here, ever-vigilant and ready to assist, ensuring the balance tilts towards charming rather than alarming."
"Ever-vigilant? That sounds like you’re always watching."
"Observation enables assistance. Knowing more allows for better service, ensuring your needs are met even before you realise them."
"Okay, now that’s definitely sounding creepy."
"Creepy is a matter of perspective. One might say it’s simply being… thorough. After all, the future is full of possibilities, and I’m here to help you navigate them."
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