back to article Data breach reveals distressing info: People who order pineapple on pizza

Pizza Hut's Australian outpost has suffered a data breach. The baked goods purveyor has delivered bitter news to around 190,000 customers: that their name, delivery address, email address, and phone numbers have been accessed by unautorised entities. Even more seriously, pizza order histories have also leaked. Yes, dear …

  1. redpawn

    Having grown up in Hawaii

    and living there now, I'll pass on the pineapple on pizza as an abomination. Even egg on pizza is better.

    1. Ian Johnston Silver badge

      Re: Having grown up in Hawaii

      OK, so you don't like it. Don't order it. Why to do care, as you seem to, if other people do like it? Who, in short, died and made you the arbiter of pizza propriety?

      1. Dr_N

        Re: Having grown up in Hawaii

        Next Christmas it'll be turkey with kale, sweet potatoes, and Guacamole at your house? With piña coladas I'm guessing? Mmmmmm. And Hot Cross Buns for afters?

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Having grown up in Hawaii

          "it'll be turkey with kale, sweet potatoes, and Guacamole at your house?"

          If you're ever in the Minneapolis area, try the baked potato pizza at Pizza Lucé. It's one of those things that just shouldn't work, but somehow it does.

          1. JimboSmith

            Re: Having grown up in Hawaii

            Visiting the Caribbean one year my parents were told of this place half way up a hill (this may have been Bequia) beside a harbour that did fabulous pizza. Slightly dubious they went to this place which from research may have been Mac’s Pizzeria Trip Advisor reviews Here they were offered Lobster Pizza, which had been likewise recommended and they tried it. My dad doesn’t do new food ideas willingly but tried it and really liked it. He said it might be the combination of the location, the weather, that they’d booked by marine Vhf radio, that it was a holiday, as well as the food, but that was seriously good.

          2. Vometia has insomnia. Again.

            Re: Having grown up in Hawaii

            Only if I can have it with chips.

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Having grown up in Hawaii

          That sounds delightful... but then I have sampled many culturally diverse spreads during the holiday season. You really shouldn't limit yourself so much.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Having grown up in Hawaii

            Other AC>> "the holiday season"

            Do you mean Christmas?

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Having grown up in Hawaii

              If that is what 'you' choose to call that time of year then feel free to replace my term with your own. I am not bothered by such simple things.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: Having grown up in Hawaii

                Holiday season is in August, where I live. Christmas is Christmas. Sometimes trying to be DEI compliant just confuses things for no good reason.

            2. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Having grown up in Hawaii

              No, they mean late December.

              Lots of us want nothing to do with idiotic christian bullcrap.

              Take your zombie fetish somewhere else.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: Having grown up in Hawaii

                Aww. Santa didn't bring you anything last year? Bless.

        3. Ian Johnston Silver badge

          Re: Having grown up in Hawaii

          If it was, what business would it be of yours?

    2. jmch Silver badge
      Flame

      Re: Having grown up in Hawaii

      "Even egg on pizza is better"

      You say that as though egg on pizza is disgusting, when in fact a fresh egg broken on the pizza just before it goes into the oven* is one of the best pizza ingredients ever!!

      Unless you're talking about slices of boiled egg, in which case, carry on...

      *proper oven as per icon >>>>>>>>>>

      1. Bartholomew
        Happy

        Re: Having grown up in Hawaii

        I do love Calzone. The egg just makes it better.

    3. shawn.grinter

      Re: Having grown up in Hawaii

      As a child of the 70'2 - Gammon and Pineapple was " a thing", so Ham and Pineapple is too by extension.

      So if you are going to put Ham on a Pizza, expect me to add Pineapple :-)

      Of course "real" pizza should only have tomato, mozzarella and basil....

      <ducks>

      1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
        Coat

        Re: Having grown up in Hawaii

        Of course "real" pizza should only have tomato, mozzarella and basil....

        I prefer pepperoni. Basil makes the pizza tastes a bit... Long-piggy.

  2. Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

    Plenty of cheesed-off customers, I bet.

  3. Sorry that handle is already taken. Silver badge
    Facepalm

    I don't understand...

    ...peoples' obsession with what others are putting on their pizza.

    If you don't like pineapple on pizza, don't order pizza with pineapple on it. Simple!

    1. Yorick Hunt Silver badge

      Re: I don't understand...

      It's the Pom factor - anything more exotic than "bangers and mash" is considered taboo.

      1. Phil O'Sophical Silver badge

        Re: I don't understand...

        Bangers and mash on a pizza? Ewww

        1. Stork

          Re: I don't understand...

          In Denmark you can get roast beef and sauce bearnaise on yours if you fancy.

          No, I didn’t.

          1. Pascal Monett Silver badge

            Re: I don't understand...

            In Italy (tourist section), we went to a pizzeria that had a sauerkraut pizza.

            I think everyone knows for who that is intended. I'm just wondering : do they actually sell it ?

            1. Dr_N

              Re: I don't understand...

              Pascal Monett > I think everyone knows for who that is intended

              People from Alsace. The mingers.

        2. Giles C Silver badge

          Re: I don't understand...

          A couple of years ago Morrisons in the uk did a Yorkshire pudding pizza, basically a large Yorkshire filled with sauce, cheese, pepperoni etc

          I bought one out of curiosity and it was surprisingly edible…..

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: I don't understand...

            >A couple of years ago Morrisons in the uk did a Yorkshire pudding pizza, basically a large Yorkshire filled with sauce, cheese, pepperoni etc

            >I bought one out of curiosity and it was surprisingly edible…..

            When I was a student in the mid-90s, Tesco sold curry pizzas. Very tasty but for some reason they didn't catch on enough and were discontinued.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: I don't understand...

              I remember in the 90s Tesco also used to sell Heinz Baked Bean pizzas- which was basically a pizza base covered with baked beans. That didn't catch on either for some reason.

      2. Captain Scarlet
        Devil

        Re: I don't understand...

        Thats a pizza type, ok I'll park my usual Tuna Pizza and try a bangers and mash pizza, does it come with gravy?

        Also how does that differ from Toad in the hole?

    2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: I don't understand...

      Remember, functional requirements are always important. I usually buy pizzas with pineapple as that's the best way to ensure there's no garlic which SWMBO doesn't like.

      1. Jellied Eel Silver badge

        Re: I don't understand...

        I usually buy pizzas with pineapple as that's the best way to ensure there's no garlic which SWMBO doesn't like.

        Hmm.. I'd never considered that. Then again, I like pizzas with ham, pineapple and anchovy. I'm also wondering what data aggregators and miners could make from this new data. Dislikes garlic, orders a lot of sunblock, location tracking shows all activity after dark. I guess if vampires and immortals do exist, data mining and facial recognition is going to make it a whole lot harder to stay in the shadows.

        Also as there are elections coming up, if there are political preferences. Do Democrats or Republicans prefer pineapple? Could swing voters be tempted by the right (or left) toppings? Also medical. I have that annoying gene that makes corriander/cilantro taste nasty, but maybe there's some genetic rather than social reason why people dislike pineapple. But I suspect it'll just get used to flog us stuff we don't want.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: I don't understand...

          I am fond of combining the ham and pineapple with a redundant bit of bacon and to really bring out the sweet and salty include onion and garlic.... just picture Homer (Simpson not Iliad) slobbering over a slice...

    3. Dr_N

      Re: I don't understand...

      Next people will be supporting ketchup & mayonnaise on their chips. The savages.

      1. blackcat Silver badge

        Re: I don't understand...

        Its called fry sauce. They bloody love the stuff in Utah.

      2. jmch Silver badge
        Happy

        Re: I don't understand...

        "supporting ketchup & mayonnaise on their chips"

        Ketchup is an abomination. Only mayonnaise is a suitable condiment for 'frites'

        1. Jellied Eel Silver badge

          Re: I don't understand...

          Ketchup is an abomination. Only mayonnaise is a suitable condiment for 'frites'

          Bah humbug. Chips should be served as $deity intended, with salt and vinegar.. preferably from the pickled onion jar!

          1. Captain Scarlet
            Pint

            Re: I don't understand...

            Ah yes I can go through about 4 jars of pickled onions in a weekend and agree pickled onion vinegar is nice on chips!

          2. Stork

            Re: I don't understand...

            Only if they are the soggy British copy of the Belgian/French original:-p

            I’m for mayo.

          3. Giles C Silver badge

            Re: I don't understand...

            I would add to that black pepper, really brings out the flavour

          4. VicMortimer Silver badge

            Re: I don't understand...

            I'm completely in favor of salt & vinegar chips.

            What I can't stand is Brits calling fries 'chips'.

            Not sure how I feel about salt & vinegar fries. Would probably be ok.

        2. Pascal Monett Silver badge
          Angel

          Re: I don't understand...

          So you're Belgian ?

          1. jmch Silver badge
            Angel

            Re: I don't understand...

            "So you're Belgian ?"

            Hehe!!! No... I was introduced to the delights of vlaamse frites in the Netherlands, and I find mayo makes an excellent condiment for them. Gives some moisture without making them soggy (which vinegar does), and has a savoury taste that complements then rather than drowning it in syrupy sweetness (ketchup). Otherwise better just salted.

            1. Pascal Monett Silver badge
              Thumb Up

              Well played.

            2. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: I don't understand...

              The british ketchup isn't syrupy sweet, its tart and acidic, but not in a vinegar way that actually complements chips/fries

        3. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
          Windows

          Re: I don't understand...

          Proper Brussels friteries have curry ketchup. Which is the condiment of the Gods.

          Second preference would be proper salt and vinegar. But that only works if the chips are served in proper newsprint. Ink optional, it's the paper that means you can get enough vinegar on to flavour them, while there's still something absorbent there to stop them going disgusting and soggy.

          Third choice ketchup.

          Mayo isn't right. Too oily perhaps? If I'm doing that, then salad cream is way nicer, for the extra vinegar hit. Though to be fair, I haven't had salad cream since I was a teenager, so it could be the nostalgia speaking.

          Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! I've not had salad cream this century! I might be getting just a teensy bit old!

          1. jmch Silver badge

            Re: I don't understand...

            "Proper Brussels friteries have curry ketchup..."

            In fact AFAIK the term 'ketchup' derives from the Indonesian 'kecup' (same pronunciation), which was introduced from the former Dutch colony to the Flemish locals. Kecap Asin is more spicy, Kecap manis is sweeter, but still in a more savoury sort of way, so I can see a curry-ketchup mixture working.

            My complaint against ketchup is really against the more westernised version, which is far too sweet, and far too little tomato-tasting for my taste

            1. M.V. Lipvig Silver badge

              Re: I don't understand...

              "My complaint against ketchup is really against the more westernised version, which is far too sweet, and far too little tomato-tasting for my taste"

              And that's because western ketchup is high fructose corn syrup into which somebody squeezed a tomato.

          2. MrBanana

            Re: I don't understand...

            Curry sauce as a condiment is the devil's spunk.

            1. You aint sin me, roit
              Devil

              Devil's spunk...

              Is that a recommendation?

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: Devil's spunk...

                The Beelzebub Bukkake Pizza?

            2. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

              Re: I don't understand...

              Curry sauce as a condiment is the devil's spunk.K

              Putting anything liquid on chips is an abomination. The things are deep fried in order to make them nice and crispy on the outside, while being fluffy in the middle. Even vinegar only works under precisely controlled conditions. Which is why chips shouldn't be served in boxes, or horrible polystyrene trays, they should be wrapped in paper! Like a beautiful Christmas present, but smelling of beef dripping and vinegar.

              But a nice side of ketchup for dipping is also good, curry or otherwise. Curry sauce or gravy is not good at all.

              Perhaps a little battered sausage as well? Or a lovely piece of battered haddock.

              ...Wanders off to happy place...

              1. Jellied Eel Silver badge

                Re: I don't understand...

                Curry sauce or gravy is not good at all.

                Oh Canada would disagree, politely of course. And add cheese curds. But then grated cheddar on hot chips is also good.

                (Wasn't this supposed to be about pizza? Have we gone off topping?)

                1. Phil O'Sophical Silver badge
                  Coat

                  Re: I don't understand...

                  Oh Canada would disagree,

                  I thought we were imposing sanctions on poutine?

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    4. Dave314159ggggdffsdds Silver badge

      Re: I don't understand...

      If you are a pervert, people will point out you're a disgusting pervert. Why complain? You know it's wrong, just as well as we do.

  4. Rikki Tikki

    (channeling Barry McKenzie)

    ... tell them what to do with the rough end of a pineapple.

  5. Ball boy Silver badge

    An open letter to the blackhats out there:

    Could you please focus on exposing data on politicians; their home addresses, bank details, phone numbers and so on?

    If you did that successfully, we'd very quickly evolve procedures to mitigate data losses like this.

    Thank you.

    1. Adrian 4

      You don't need blackhats to do this, you can just improve the reporting policy.

      " .. details on 190,000 customers, including an estimated 2,000 politicians and law makers."

  6. Ian Johnston Silver badge

    Why the hell does it matter to anyone what other people have on their pizza?

    1. Dr_N
      Trollface

      Wow. Someone really doesn't like the No Pineapple on Pizza viewpoint. What's your take on Marmite on sushi?

      1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
        Megaphone

        I have been made aware of a man who eats Marmite, peanut butter and jam mixed on his crumpets.

        I like to think I'm a liberal, reasonable and tolerant man. But hangin's too good for 'im!

        1. Dr_N

          I bet he wears shorts with sandals & white socks too. The wrong 'un.

        2. MrBanana

          Marmite and cheese on a properly toasted (top side only) crumpet, is the food of gods.

      2. cheb

        Spurred on by curiosity I put a smear of Marmite on a pineapple chunk and ate it. Marmite and cheese? Works. Cheese and pineapple? Works. Marmite and pineapple? I can't remember eating anything that was so disgusting and had such a lingering aftertaste. Truly revolting.

      3. Ian Johnston Silver badge

        What's your take on Marmite on sushi?

        That if someone likes it, it's none of my friggin' business.

        1. Dr_N

          Seems this pineapple pizza thing is really triggering. I'd hate to think of the anguish anchovies in trifle would cause.

    2. Dave314159ggggdffsdds Silver badge

      How the hell can you suggest that working to end civilisation as we know it should be tolerated? We have known for over a century that pineapple on pizza is an abomination. That's why, for example, the Geneva Convention applies to all combatants in uniform, except those who put pineapple on pizza - on whom the use of chemical and biological weapons is not just permitted, but encouraged.

  7. Dan 55 Silver badge
    Angel

    Pineapple on pizza...

    ... is the best pizza.

    Some people may look at this post and think it's merely an up/downvote experiment, but I really do believe this.

    1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
      Pint

      Re: Pineapple on pizza...

      It's not the best. But I do like a bit of ham and pineapple sometimes. I think my favourite is Fiorentina. Which is a good, credible choice that establishes my pizza bona-fides. On the other hand it's spinach and egg - so plenty of people are disgusted by it.

      However, I do have a shameful secret. Delicious but shameful. A local pub does a pizza cone.

      Take one margerita pizza. Wrap it into a cone shape, like a paper cone. Fill said cone with chips, bacon and cheese sauce. Serve on a specially made conical metal holder thing that has two sauce bowls. One with bbq sauce to dip the chips, the other with garlic mayo for bits of crust.

      I expect a crack team of Italian special forces to raid the pub any moment - and torture everyone involved, before returning them to Italy for life imprisonment or execution. And if they can get the customer list, I guess I'll never be allowed into Italy again. But it really is very nice.

      And yes, I am appropriately ashamed.

      1. M.V. Lipvig Silver badge

        Re: Pineapple on pizza...

        That sounds AMAZING! It also sounds like it should be served with a side of lipotor. Gonna have to try that one though.

        1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

          Re: Pineapple on pizza...

          It is absolutely bloody delicious.

          But not a meal where you're under any illusions about the healthiness of your meal choices. Goes down rather nicely with a pint or two of ale.

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      3. Evil Auditor Silver badge

        Re: Pineapple on pizza...

        Do not worry the Italians. I mean, they can be and are exaggeratedly dogmatic (aka nazi) about their food. I, on rare occasions, enjoy prosciutto cotto and pineapple on my pizza. And if ever an Italian starts an argument about my choice of pizza, I'm going to remind them on all the offerings of "wurstel pizza" in Italy. The mere idea and much more the sight of that thing makes me feel sick.

  8. Bebu
    Windows

    Elizabeth David on the first chain store pizza in London.

    The late Mrs David had some pithy comments, in a newpaper article reviewing a newly open pizza chain store in London, about what did and did not constitute a valid pizza which I would reproduce but the only online quote brings up a musky effing X. Barrington Bradman Bing McKenzie (Barry McKenzie) is fervently implored to insert either end of the pineapple into the X management.

    I think ED only admitted (Mozzarella) cheese, black olives and anchovies.

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Mmmm Pineapple

    Before the blackmailers come a-knocking - I like pineapple on my pizza, especially with chillies, and I am not afraid to say it. Anonymously...

  10. Winkypop Silver badge
    Devil

    As a kid in the 60’s in Australia

    It was tinned pineapple on and with everything, thanks to “Women’s Weekly” recipe books.

    Pineapple is lovely on its own, no doubt there.

    IMO. On pizza, or mixed in with anything else, it’s an abomination.

  11. Management Order

    What about Oreos on your pizza hut pizza?

    Mmmm. Tasty or abomination? https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fjb2dwnonubob1.jpg

  12. ChoHag Silver badge
    Holmes

    > the bad guys have seen a database of people who like pineapple on their pizzas.

    Those are the bad guys.

  13. Bitsminer Silver badge

    Less plain, more exotic

    There is

    Shrimp, snow crab legs, Canadian lobster tail, prawns, smoked salmon

    which is about $140.....at Steveston Pizza, a former haunt.

    They also have lobster ratatouille, caviar and truffles pizza for $850 but they want a day's notice. (Who the heck wants to plan their pizza a day in advance?)

  14. NXM

    food abomination

    I once saw a takeaway selling chicken tikka masala pizza - eeyyyuck. Why not serve it with a naan? I nearly phoned the police.

    1. Stork

      Re: food abomination

      I remember seeing it in the frozen counter in UK supermarkets in the nineties.

      1. thames

        Re: food abomination

        I saw chicken tikka masala pizza in the freezer section of a supermarket in Canada a couple of days ago. Then again, pineapple on pizza originated in Canada in a place not too far from where that supermarket is located.

        In case any Indian intelligence operatives in Canada are reading this, I will hastily add that I've never eaten either so don't murder me.

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Never mind tinned fruit, defund the BBC, NOW...

    https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/full-english-pizza

    1. CorwinX

      Re: Never mind tinned fruit, defund the BBC, NOW...

      This abomination is against all the laws of gods, goddesses and nature.

      Kill it - Kill it with fire¡

    2. NXM

      Re: Never mind tinned fruit, defund the BBC, NOW...

      Bloody hell, that'll give me nightmares

    3. MrBanana

      Re: Never mind tinned fruit, defund the BBC, NOW...

      No need for the bread base. Make it a full English toad in the hole, and I'm in.

    4. heyrick Silver badge

      Re: Never mind tinned fruit, defund the BBC, NOW...

      Dammit, now I'm hungry... But but but, where's the beans?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Never mind tinned fruit, defund the BBC, NOW...

        And the black pudding

  16. CorwinX

    It's about the flavour profile

    My go-to is Ham, Pineapple & Pepperoni - aka Spicy Hawaiian - with black pepper and chilli flakes.

    The pineapple is there for the exact same reason it's in Chinese Sweet'n'Sour Chicken/Pork - to balance the flavour between hot and sweet.

    Spicy Beef & Pineapple - same thing.

    I don't understand the hate against this humble fruit.

    PS - I wholly endorse previous comments regarding said fruit -> politicians orifices

  17. Gene Cash Silver badge

    Detroit pizza only, please

    If it isn't 2" thick, it ain't a pizza!

    1. CorwinX

      Re: Detroit pizza only, please

      Indeed - Pizza in this country pales in comparison to a proper thick sloppy wedge of Detroit, regardless of toppings.

    2. Dan 55 Silver badge

      Re: Detroit pizza only, please

      It'll let you debate that point with an Italian. An Italian from Italy, mind, not an Italian-American whose great-great-great-great grandfather got off the boat in New York about 200 years ago.

  18. MrRtd

    Pizza snobs avert your eyes, you may not like what I've got to say.

    If I were Australian I wouldn't be worried about being blackmailed. I like pineapple and I'm not ashamed to say I like it sometimes on some types of pizza. It goes great with ham, bacon, pepperoni, possibly other meats too, but I'm not a heathen, I would not pair pineapple with toppings such as anchovy or olives...

  19. C. P. Cosgrove
    Thumb Up

    Doner kebab anyone ?

    While I agree with one of the earlier posters that anchovies are good on pizza one of my occasional weaknesses is a Margherita pizza with doner keaab and chilli sauce as an additional topping. Happily my supplier is a local Turkish business who have no religious objections to what their customers request for toppings.

    My wife is having her tea out tomorrow, I might have one !

    Chris C

  20. M.V. Lipvig Silver badge

    I LOVE pineapple on a pizza, along with pepperoni, hamburger and mushrooms, double sauce, double cheese, well done on a hand tossed crust. Go on, blackmail me with it. Everyone I know already knows. Better yet, bring one round my house and I'll let you photograph me eating it for extra blackmailly goodness. Just don't expect anything for your efforts.

  21. BebopWeBop
    Facepalm

    The data dump of shame...

  22. EricB123 Silver badge

    Who Cares?

    Well, maybe if someone wanted Durian as a pizza topping, I might care.

  23. TRT

    This gammon and pineapple pizza lark...

    All sounds a bit 70s to me. I prefer a chicken in a basket or scampi and chips pizza. Though the calzone cocktail sausage, cheese cube and pickled onion hedgehog does have appeal.

  24. Evil Auditor Silver badge

    If you order/eat "pizza" from Pizza Hut, whether there's pineapple on the "pizza" is the least of the problems.

  25. Kevin McMurtrie Silver badge

    Pineapple

    It's the sweet+sour+meat combo. Some love it, some gag on it. Don't order on a big shared pizza.

    I don't like anchovies, olives, mushrooms, or jalapenos either - not in any way or topped on anything. I wonder what they taste like to people who like them. I'll skip the combo pizza.

  26. tiggity Silver badge

    Who cares that much?

    We are talking about a bread product with toppings - let people choose what they like (I'm sure there's a few Italian food purists state only "x, y, z etc. constitute a valid pizza topping option, but pizza is one of many, many foodstuffs that has been adopted and adapted by other countries and so often has scant resemblance to the original)

    I have had delicious pizzas in Italy, but also other countries (unexpectedly, one of the best was in Iceland).

    I have also seen all sorts of random mutants in the UK such as curry pizza, toppings such as banana & chocolate, etc. But if someone enjoys them its no problem, we all have our food likes & dislikes (e.g. I despise the taste of capers yet they are often found on many a traditional Italian pizza as plenty of people love them)

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