back to article Having slammed brakes on hiring, Google says it no longer needs quite so many recruiters

Google has confirmed it is this week laying off a few hundred staff from its global recruitment team. With the internet giant hitting the brakes on hiring generally, its bosses have now decided they don't need quite as many recruiters as they currently have on the books, and thus it's time to let go a portion of them. We …

  1. Pascal Monett Silver badge

    Nooglers ?

    That's the nickname for people who work at Google ?

    Well, another sticky note on the trivia pile.

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: Nooglers ?

      Googly noobs?

  2. DS999 Silver badge

    Google Bard

    Will now be responsible for hiring. Its first hire is a nice guy who interviewed well called ChatGPT.

    1. ComputerSays_noAbsolutelyNo Silver badge

      Re: Google Bard

      Chad G. Peetee

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Google Bard

      bard is shit. And from what I read about chatgpt, my gut feeling is they all serve the same brown stuff.

      p.s. an interesting poser: since I know nothing about a given subject, I turn to an 'AI' chat-bot. Then I discover, in small or large steps, that's it's making up stuff. In all subjects, And it's impossible to find out which part of the information given by chatbot is made up, because if I knew, I wouldn't have asked the question(s) in the first place. Which brings me back to the question: If I know stuff I don't need to ask a bot, and if I don't know stuff, I can't verify which, if any, part of the information given, is true. So it's useless, because I always require _reliable_ information.

      but then, presumably, billions of people crowdsourcing LLM content daily can't be wrong...

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: Google Bard

        You could also ask on X instead.

        1. aerogems Silver badge

          Re: Google Bard

          Twitter is proof that intelligence isn't even necessarily common among humans. If we're all NPCs in some giant simulation, it would explain a lot if you just figure our creators haven't quite mastered AI yet either.

          1. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
            Coat

            Re: Google Bard

            The book asks you to write down a random number of any size then turn the page where a number is revealed. If your number and the number in the book matches then you’ve failed the test, you’re a shadow.

            1. aerogems Silver badge
              Facepalm

              Re: Google Bard

              That test sucks. The answer is always 6. If the answer isn't 6, you're asking the wrong question!

              1. Marcelo Rodrigues
                Joke

                Re: Google Bard

                "That test sucks. The answer is always 6."

                Beg to differ. As anyone know, the answer is - and will allways be - 42!

            2. Bebu
              Big Brother

              The Lie of the Land :)

              I think if we haven't all failed the shadow test then the Monks must have taken over in the guise of the search engine and social media megatechs.

              Enjoying the Champagne and pushing the plunger might be the better course of action in either case.

  3. abend0c4 Silver badge

    Poor targeting

    If anyone needs the heave-ho, shouldn't it be the people who added all these people to Google's wage bill without any clear indication that they might be needed?

    Although I get the impression that Google would struggle to justify the majority of its staff if forced to identify the associated revenue.

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Re: Poor targeting

      Not if they stopped a competitor from hiring and so slowed its growth. Or if those new hires are replacing more expensive staff while doing the same job.

      1. Max Pyat

        Re: Poor targeting

        Or if those hires, had they not been hired, would have gone on to be serial killers or new "hitlers". Can the world survive another 6000 serial killers / hitlers every year?

        (Aren't post hoc rationalisations great)

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Work From Where?

    I wonder what happens now to those who have threatened to quit or were reluctant to come in to physical offices ...

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: Work From Where?

      I wonder what happens to the offices, especially as one of the reasons for requiring them to come in was to justify the office space.

  5. Pete 2 Silver badge

    changing their spots

    > as they look for new opportunities here at Google

    So just what would a (reject) recruiter be good for?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: changing their spots

      Components?

      1. Bebu
        Windows

        Re: changing their spots

        >>So just what would a (reject) recruiter be good for?

        >Components?

        Nah... Sure to be Whitworth fine and left hand thread to boot.

    2. aerogems Silver badge

      Re: changing their spots

      You can train people to do almost any job. My guess would be that Google needs plenty of people to investigate sexual harassment and racial discrimination type claims. A fair number of skills for recruiting would probably transfer to that role. Or almost anything within HR. They could also probably transfer a lot of those skills to being a business analyst.

      1. Youngone

        Re: changing their spots

        Hey! We got ourselves one of those business analysts and she's hilarious.

        The first time I met her, she took me on a tour through our factory explaining all the efficiencies she had in mind and I totalled up the cost in my head. I got to about $750,000 when I lost count.

        Anyway, by the time the quotes from suppliers had arrived and the boss had stopped laughing, she was already running a new "Centre of Excellence" in another part of the business so none of it happened.

        From what I hear she's struggling to get people to accept her meeting invitations.

  6. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    Unsaid, maybe, is that they're continuing to automate filtering of applications. If that's the case good luck to them in continuing "to invest in top engineering and technical talent".

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      "they're continuing to automate filtering of applications"

      They hardly need automation, considering the criteria that are applied by 'human' HR. I was recently turned down on sight of CV for a senior consultant role absolutely aligned with my two decades plus of professional practice by the agent for a newly founded consultancy, solely on the stated ground that I hadn't ever worked for one of the big four. Who employed me in the past was obviously much more important than what expertise I could bring to the table.

  7. J.G.Harston Silver badge

    "Hundreds about to find out first hand how the tough the job market is right now"

    At the same time employers are screaming blue in the face that they can't find any employees, and government ****MUST**** allow them to import foreigners.

    1. aerogems Silver badge

      It would be nice if the DOL decided to conduct a thorough audit of a few Fortune 500 companies. Maybe the top 10 visa recipients get the prostate exam treatment to see if their claims actually hold up under scrutiny.

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        I think they should go further and investigate them selling software to foreigners

        Patriotic companies like Budweiser don't go around selling Pabst Blue Ribbon to Germans. Ford don't let the Japanese buy F150 dualies with the rolling coal stacks

        1. aerogems Silver badge
          Pint

          I don't drink beer, but from what I understand, selling American beer to anyone is considered an international war crime.

          1. Bebu
            Windows

            selling American beer to anyone... war crime.

            Fortunate that the US isn't a signatory to the ICC.

            In any case I imagine Bud could not be called beer in DE under their ancient laws governing the brewing of beer - "Reinheitsgebot."

  8. NeilPost

    Andor

    Wasn’t there a gag about that in Andor with the recruitment robot ? ?

  9. The H-J Man

    Having worked for an American company in America, I dont see anybody missing them. They do seem to employ of HR strategy of why employ just one person when you can employ 8

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