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Billions of new buyers of goods and services will emerge in coming years, but salespeople won't be able to woo them all with slideware, gifts, football tickets, or lunch – because many of these new customers are machines. So say Gartner distinguished VP analyst Don Scheibenreif, and Mark Raskino, a fellow in in the analyst …

  1. Filippo Silver badge

    >they will be immune to marketing's appeal to emotions.

    Why would you think that? Have they actually used ChatGPT and its ilk for more than five minutes? They are trained on human-generated data. They can detect, react to and fake emotions, and it's actually kinda hard to prevent them from doing so.

    It sounds to me like the analyst is still conditioned by old sci-fi movies where the AI is strictly all logic. That's not really the behavior exhibited by LLMs.

    And the printer calling home for ink is not an AI, and it's not a LLM. It's barely an algorithm. It's, like, two lines of code. There's no need, or possibility, to try to market to it. It's an extremely poor example of the kind of "custobot" that is then described. I don't think the "custobot" exists yet, or if it does then hardly anyone uses it.

    I don't see this situation changing soon, either, because generative AIs are intrinsically unreliable, and I'm not going to hand my credit card details to something that might decide at any moment to buy junk just because the junk was somewhere in the training set and a random float came up 0.0001.

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      They may be immune to marketing's appeal to emotions but if they insinuate their way into devices in the manner of HP's ink handling they might find they're not immune to a 2lb hammer (metric versions also available).

    2. SundogUK Silver badge

      I don't think they are talking about using ChatGPT or equivalent. What would be the point? The idea is to remove human emotions from the transaction.

  2. that one in the corner Silver badge

    Why use BASIC when you can use AI?

    > having AI turn a list of meals into a shopping list. Scheibenreif said that process could be informed by a human advising a personal model of their preferred brand of commodities like pasta, but that generative AI could reach its own conclusions about brands individuals might find appealing.

    Seriously?

    There were simple programs in BASIC for 80s home computers that turned your weekly menu choices into a shopping list. You could even do the inverse and get suggestions for what to make with what you have in the fridge right now. You do not need to waste power on any form of AI to do that task!

    Especially not a generative AI - what are you expecting it to generate? A new and innovative way to make something that looks like stroganoff but is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike stroganoff?

    1. that one in the corner Silver badge

      Re: Why use BASIC when you can use AI?

      Clever boy.

      Scheibenreif nerd-sniped me into ranting about inappropriate use of tech and totally diverted my attention from his real concern, ensuring the continued fetishisation of "brands".

  3. Neil Barnes Silver badge
    Holmes

    what the algorithm is to get into your shopping basket

    Easy. Given that most basic foods are essentially indistinguishable out of their packets - think potatoes, rice, pasta, beans, frozen peas - the algorithm is 'reduce the price'.

    I find it fascinating that my local (DE) supermarket has its own brand beans at 69c, it's expensive brand at 99c, 'outside' brands around 1.99, and Heinz for 2.59 or thereabouts. For some reason, the own brand shelves empty first and most frequently. The same applies to the various rice brands available, the various pastas and so on.

    1. Phil O'Sophical Silver badge

      Re: what the algorithm is to get into your shopping basket

      Different varieties of potato and different brands of pasta have very different flavours and textures. Even frozen peas have some variations in tenderness and sweetness.

  4. Phil O'Sophical Silver badge
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    "Marketers that I talked to about this are not happy because some of their differentiated stuff is really not differentiated enough. It's all the same. It's all marketing."

    Anything that fucks with marketers must be a good thing.

    1. Pascal Monett Silver badge

      If it's all the same, then it's capitalism at work, isn't it ?

      Anything that gets the bullshit out of the way is positive for me.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Marketers may need to learn SEO for AI

    Just carpet-bomb the custobots with ads, as they do with us meatbags, and see what happens!

    1. Pascal Monett Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: Marketers may need to learn SEO for AI

      What happens is ad-blockers.

  6. User McUser
    Megaphone

    Yeah, me niether

    the machine doesn't care if Beyoncé is my spokesperson.

    I don't care either, and not just because I'm not a fan of her music[1] but because what a celebrity is paid to recommend is not one of the factors that enters into my purchasing decision. It's suitability to purpose, then price, and then availability, in that order.

    [1] I can't even honestly say I've even heard any of her songs but I do understand she is widely popular.

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: Yeah, me niether

      "what a celebrity is paid to recommend is not one of the factors that enters into my purchasing decision"

      It might be a factor in my purchasing decision. It would indicate the price was too high.

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    machines become customers involves consumers creating bots

    you can't be serious, people (including me) are stupid. The best they (including me) would try to be 'creators' is by using an 'interactive AI bot' to create a shopping bot, rather than buying such a bot (or malbot, obviously ;) by clicking a 'buy-a-shop-bot' button. And it's gotta be a one-click, because 2-click is too tedious.

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