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Dell and Samsung are the latest beneficiaries of the current frenzy of speculation surrounding anything AI related, with both vendors seeing a rise in share prices related to their future AI prospects. Shares in Dell were said to be up 8 percent in extended trading following the Round Rock company releasing its results for the …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    AI is the new CGSM

    We have a Personal Performance Review goal of using AI in our work and a corporate ChatGPT account has been created.

    I was hoping to use it to think up new things to call the idiots that came up with the plan...

  2. spold Silver badge

    Stickers

    Putting an AI lable on things these days increases your valuation/share price. Not that most people can discriminate this as opposed to something that is machine learning or data science. Perhaps I can insert a few rented speccy teens into the product processes and claim it is AI (vaguely more justifiable). The ability to not discriminate the "generative" (read regurgitative) stuff from proper AI, such as used in medical diagnostics, is hurting those really beneficial uses as countries regulate the former. Still, if it increases your share price and investor return I don't think companies give a flying f***.

    1. 43300 Silver badge

      Re: Stickers

      It's the replacement for sticking 'cloud' into every description, and frequently just as vague and meaningless as that often tended to be,

  3. pimppetgaeghsr

    I hope all these LLM solutions find a problem soon.

    1. Nifty Silver badge

      Generating headline graphics for Reg topics like this one?

    2. ecofeco Silver badge

      Maybe pumping blockchain grifts?

      Seems like the perfect match.

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