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Linus Torvalds has noticed a "weird numerological coincidence" during work on version 6.5 of the Linux kernel. News of the mathematical anomaly emerged in Torvalds's weekly state of the kernel post, which this week saw the penguin emperor give the world a fourth release candidate for the next cut of the kernel. "So here we …

  1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
    Linux

    New old sayings

    All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

    All boring and no excitement makes Linus a happy boy

    1. Geoff Campbell Silver badge
      Pint

      Re: New old sayings

      Some decades at the sharp end of the computer industry has taught me that "exciting" is much over-rated. Give me "dull and boring", any day.

      GJC

  2. Paul Crawford Silver badge
    Devil

    Just wait until they get to version 6.6 rc6

    Release candidate of the beast!

    1. Will Godfrey Silver badge
      Coat

      Or to the ultra superstitious

      release 5a

  3. b0llchit Silver badge
    Coat

    There is only 1 number. And it has 0 relevance.

    1. Howard Sway Silver badge

      That's 2 numbers.

      Or 10 numbers if you're working in binary. Which is weird as there's 10 numbers in decimal too! And there are 10 numbers in octal if you work in octal! This numerology stuff must really be on to something!

      1. Steve Davies 3 Silver badge
        Childcatcher

        re: That's 2 numbers.

        Don't forget Hex. 10 == 16 decimal.

        Even with base 13, 10 is valid.

        But... if the furore over the 9 dashes on Barbie's map is anything to go by... many TV anchors and US Senators (Cancun Cruz) need to learn to count. There are only 8 or 10 in Octal.

        I guess that learning to count is on its way to being banned as being too woke.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          If you say you're English these days, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail [etc]

          > Don't forget Hex. 10 == 16 decimal.

          Whoosh.

          > I guess that learning to count is on its way to being banned as being too woke.

          Why do some people have such a weird bee in their bonnet that they feel the need to turn pretty much *anything* into a flimsy excuse to ramble about "woke"? Regardless of whether or not it originally had anything to do with the culture war stereotype of "woke", let alone the original meaning.

          It's even worse than back in the day when every dullard would comment that they (supposedly) couldn't do XYZ any more because it "isn't politically correct".

          *yawn*

          1. quxinot

            Re: If you say you're English these days, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail [etc]

            Beats hearing someone pontificate that it's all going to be screwed up by Brexit, though.

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  4. Michael Hoffmann Silver badge
    Black Helicopters

    The what?

    El Reg has a numerological analysis bureau?

    Has the readership been informed of this secret department before?

    1. xyz Silver badge

      Re: The what?

      It has a crystal ball and everything. Isn't this numerical anomaly thing what they were banging on about in the Matrix?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: The what?

        The crystal ball was much to opaque. A clearer message was required. A magic 8-ball is consulted these days.

    2. Lee D Silver badge

      Re: The what?

      Same department as awaits responses from Apple, so it's unlikely anyone ever hears them at all.

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: The what?

        And responses from Twitter X in actual words.

        1. that one in the corner Silver badge

          Re: The what?

          The responses from Twitter were all gathered into a suitable container and are now used to predict the future of X.com (so far, with startling results).

          One senior editor did ask if they were sure that it was safe to do this, as the guzunder is getting seriously full, but was told, as the song has it, "it's my potty and I'll scry if I want to".

          1. heyrick Silver badge
            Thumb Up

            Re: The what?

            "it's my potty and I'll scry if I want to"

            Cheers. Now I have to pillage the paper towel dispenser to clean up the tea on the table before anybody else comes on break and sees the mess...

          2. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: The what?

            "One senior editor did ask if they were sure that it was safe to do this, as the guzunder is getting seriously full, but was told, as the song has it, "it's my potty and I'll scry if I want to"."

            Serious question, does a 'guzunder' have a 'merican equivalent !!!???

            :)

          3. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

            Re: The what?

            guzunder

            Congrats for using a word I haven't seen for a while..

            (My wife, being a Plymouthian born of a Cornish father uses the word all the time, but not for a potty. That's called a "Po". A guzunder is a wheeled storage chest that goes under the bed..)

            1. Ken Moorhouse Silver badge

              Re: A guzunder is a wheeled storage chest

              You do know you're supposed to empty it every morning?

            2. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: The what?

              CrazyOldCatMan,

              In the Northern part of our 'Septic Isles' 'Guzunder' was always used, to my knowledge, to refer to a china recepticle that was kept under the bed, in times when indoor plumbing was not so common.

              Source of many ongoing jokes when refering to northern denizens living in their terraced houses with a 'Privy' at the bottom of the Garden / back yard.

              Can remember it was still being used in 'Steptoe & son', Virtually everything Hylda Baker, Jimmy Jewel et al appeared in, etc etc !!!

            3. LionelB Silver badge

              Re: The what?

              As I recall, in the early noughties "gazunder" (verb) gained some traction as a term in the English property market as a sort of obverse to "gazump"; it's where the buyer waits till exchange of contracts is imminent and then drops the price of their offer.

              (Note to non-English readers: this may make no sense to you if you are unaware of how completely barking English property law is. Essentially, acceptance of an offer on the sale of a property implies no contractual obligations on behalf of either the buyer or the seller, either of whom may pull out of the deal or attempt to renegotiate the sale price with no penalty. Contractual obligations only kick in on "exchange of contracts" - which only happens after the lengthy and costly process of conveyancing, surveys, etc. Think about that and weep... Note that this is only the case in England - Scottish property law, for example, is comparatively sane.)

          4. Ace2 Silver badge
            Pint

            Re: The what?

            How much time did you spend coming up with that???

            I mean, time well spent, but still!!!

            1. that one in the corner Silver badge

              Re: The what?

              One might think that I'd been waiting for years to have an opportunity to use that last line, but that would just be silly, wouldn't it.

              Now, is there a Reg story that refers to a radish and a bloater fish? There is a tweaked line from Abba just begging to be used...

          5. T. F. M. Reader

            Re: The what?

            predict the future of X.com

            Predict the future of X.com? Or the past?

  5. GrumpenKraut
    Mushroom

    I looked at that numerology web site

    and now I want to run over a kitten with a lawn mower. Why is that?

    1. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

      Re: I looked at that numerology web site

      and now I want to run over a kitten with a lawn mower. Why is that?

      Because you are an evil monster? Just a suggestion.. Of course, being exposed to the toxic content of the site may have conferred a temporary monsterhood on you! Much like being exposed to a radioactive sea bird caused The Penguin..

      (I started reading it and the sheer intensity of woo-woo caused a ctrl-1 catastrophic core dump. So I gave up reading before the sound of my teeth crunching could wake up my colleagues.)

    2. Scott 53

      Re: I looked at that numerology web site

      "consider number 2 as a sign that your angels have heard your cry"

      That brings back some memories I'd rather repress.

  6. darkrookie28

    I saw 3-28 and just laughed at the Failcons again.

  7. darkrookie28

    Ah. I wondered why the rumble in my controller started working.

    Neat.

  8. leppy232
    Happy

    I'm waiting for...

    Linux 6.9. Because I'm 22 and haven't quite grown out of it yet.

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