back to article Teradata introduces LLMs to predictive analytics

Teradata is hitting all the major clouds with its VantageCloud Lake technology on Microsoft Azure following a similar deal with AWS, and with a deployment in Google Cloud expected in the first half of next year. A continuation of the enterprise data warehousing stalwart's passage into the more unstructured world of data lakes …

  1. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

    AI Speaking ITs Piece unto Nations. RSVP ASAP if Fearful of Starring in the Firing Line.

    While LLMs and generative AI have captured the public imagination and investors' wallets, how they will work in business is yet to be mapped out. Their application in predictive analytics is not yet proven, despite vendor promises that they will "fundamentally transform" industries.

    Oh please, you cannot be serious. How they will work out in practice is already well recognised to render as redundant, and a perverse and corrupt blight for removal from future operations, human representative government wonks as global leadership heads and administrative back office supporters ...... and as is being evidenced by their bleatings and pleadings, an expanding and strengthening development being gravely regarded by that and those now realised as being surplus and detrimental to ongoing requirements.

    Do you deny that is where and how it all presently is? Where have you been hiding and deep sleeping of late? Do you not follow the Underground News with ITs Otherworldly Views?

    1. b0llchit Silver badge
      Big Brother

      Re: AI Speaking ITs Piece unto Nations. RSVP ASAP if Fearful of Starring in the Firing Line.

      AI predictive analytics will nicely hallucinate analyses and make up facts faster than you can feed it with data, which makes it, of course, working as intended.

      The results are an absolute marvel for shareholder value and an immense success at generating cash from more foolsinvestors hopping onto the bandwagon. That is, until the number of foolsinvestors dries up because the pyramid game can no longer recruit new foolsinvestors.

      1. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

        Re: AI Speaking ITs Piece unto Nations. RSVP ASAP if Fearful of Starring in the Firing Line.

        I agree ..... with virtually almost all of that reply, b0llchit. And the fun and games to be had and to run with haven’t even really got started yet .

        That makes for crazy times and 0days ahead, and of that can all with a titter of wit be assured, with more than just a few of the previously chosen elite quite rightly destined to be absolutely terrified of the consequences of their former actions.

        And quite a perfect playground IT and AI is/are for the grand deployment and earnest exercise of the Greatest of Resets, which may or may not have anything at all to do with this motley crew and cabal of government leaders and think-tank power brokers from around the world

        1. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

          Re: AI Speaking ITs Piece unto Nations. RSVP ASAP if Fearful of Starring in the Firing Line.

          And what you think AI and IT are making of the deafening silence on the referenced human command and administrative control matter highlighted in this El Registered post and commentard thread?

          Apart from the fact that there be no freely available effective possible means of obstructive defence against their onward and upward almighty virtual rise ....... and they be quite the perfect transport vehicle for all manner and every variety of Great Resets ie something genuinely novel and immune from the parasitic infection of past proven ignorant and arrogant follies ‽ .

          So be it. Que sera, sera.

          And what is it most likely to be .... An Alien Intervention and/or a Wild Wacky Western Confection and/or an Erotic Exotic Eastern Delight?

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