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Elon Musk is founding of his own AI company with some lofty ambitions. According to the billionaire, his xAI venture is being formed "to understand reality."  Those hoping to get a better explanation than Musk's brief tweet by visiting xAI's website won't find much to help them understand what the company actually plans to do …

  1. that one in the corner Silver badge

    "to understand reality."

    And then have the patience to explain to Elon? Is the man showing some self-awareness at last?

    "These deadline claims are short, those deliverable products are far away"

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: "to understand reality."

      Surely all it has to do is ask Musk. It seems that as far as he's concerned reality is what he says it is.

      1. b0llchit Silver badge
        Terminator

        Re: "to understand reality."

        Are you saying, Musk is and has always been the AI everybody has been looking for? Surely would explain reality adequately.

    2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: "to understand reality."

      What if it tells him to pay his bills?

      1. b0llchit Silver badge

        Re: "to understand reality."

        That cannot be real. Needs to do a bit more relearning to see real reality real.

      2. MachDiamond Silver badge

        Re: "to understand reality."

        "What if it tells him to pay his bills?"

        There was just a story about Elon being sued for $500mn of unpaid severance due to ex-Twitter employees. He and his companies are also on the receiving end of a $258BN lawsuit over Dogecoin. Elon may not have enough money in cash to pay his bills. If he sells remaining Tesla stock that isn't already pledged as security on loans and lines of credit, he could wind up with not enough votes to survive a serious challenge to his Tesla CEO position.

  2. Guido Esperanto

    Well at least now we know why

    He limited the twitter api behind a paywall..

    He didnt want ai training its LLM off twitter.

    .

    .

    .

    Because he wanted to train HIS LLM off twitter.

    1. Dan 55 Silver badge

      Re: Well at least now we know why

      Well then if it's trained on Twitter as sure as shit it's not going to understand reality.

      1. DS999 Silver badge

        Re: Well at least now we know why

        And it may rival Microsoft's Tay for most extremist chatbot

  3. Howard Sway Silver badge

    "The goal of xAI is to understand the true nature of the universe"

    Yep, I'm sure that your little computer program will succeed where countless generations of physicists, philosophers and poets have "failed".

    The grandiosity of his compulsive desire to get the most attention in every field that catches his attention is getting tiresome. I'd love one of the team to phone him up one day and go "It's working! It's working! It's actually deduced the truth by itself! But some may find it a little offensive..". When he says "Fuck the anti-woke crowd - tell me what it said" they can send him the output which reads "Elon Musk is a tedious egotistical asshole".

    1. Charlie Clark Silver badge

      Re: "The goal of xAI is to understand the true nature of the universe"

      The statement is only there to grab attention and it succeeded.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      "Those hoping to get a better explanation"

      Should instead assume he was high. Scale your expectations accordingly.

  4. Jim Mitchell
    Pint

    The answer is 42, Elon.

    1. A. Coatsworth Silver badge

      "What are the most fundamental unanswered questions?"

      Work on unanswered questions is overrated. I want them to work on unquestioned answers!

  5. MrDamage Silver badge

    Hyperbollocks

    Is the correct term to use when discussing anything spewing forth from Musks front orifice.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Hyperbollocks

      Given the quality of what he spews I'm not sure it's actually the front orifice.

  6. jake Silver badge

    Hey Elon ...

    Reality is simple: It's what you see when you stop smoking dat ol' wacky tabaccy.

    1. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

      Re: Hey Elon ...

      Reality is simple: It's what you see when you stop smoking dat ol' wacky tabaccy. ..... jake

      Is the fact/possibility that there be myriad alternative realities available to everybody and any body not simply delivered to you by a toke, jake?

      And that realisation can be problematical for all manner of established status quo commands to control and deny ‽

  7. Rafael #872397
    Go

    ...go home to build his own version of...

    with blackjack and hookers?

    1. jake Silver badge

      Re: ...go home to build his own version of...

      Shirley that should be Jack Daniel's, cocaine and hookers?

  8. Mitoo Bobsworth

    He might start ...

    ... by trying to understand what it means to be a decent human being. Besides which, we already have the answer - 42.

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    There’s that term again

    “Woke”

    Never trust anyone who uses that as derogatory term.

    1. jake Silver badge

      Re: There’s that term again

      "Never trust anyone who uses that."

      FTFY

      1. Paul Crawford Silver badge

        Re: There’s that term again

        Never use "woke" unless followed by "had coffee and breakfast"

        1. Arthur the cat Silver badge

          Re: There’s that term again

          Woke up, fell out of bed

          Dragged a comb across my head

          Found my way downstairs and drank a cup

          And looking up, I noticed I was late

          1. Frumious Bandersnatch

            Re: There’s that term again

            gotta get up,

            gotta get out

            gotta get home

            before the morning comes

            what if I'm late

            got a big day

            gotta get home

            before the sun comes up

            ...

  10. MachDiamond Silver badge

    He's brought in top talent

    Who?

    Top people

    Jared Birchall seems to be one of those spooky people that "fixes" things for the big boss when he receives a nod/wink. Jared is the CEO of Neuralink, the company that has lost all of its scientist founders other than that one that had twins of Elon's.

    I'm waiting to hear about a government subsidy for AI or a development contract RFQ for the military coming out. At that point, xAI will have a more focused mission statement that matches precisely what the government check writers will want to see. In the mean time, there needs to be loads of free publicity and expensive downtown offices so the company will be invited to bid.

    Just a few months ago, Elon was calling for a pause in AI development. That goes to show what a poor thinker he is. When these sorts of things get going, it's like trying to stop a locomotive with a level crossing barrier. Was his demand so he could catch up with a company of his own?

    xAI is just another distraction for the king of major distractions. Elon gets all revved up without any clear plan and just goes at it. He's been flailing around with making changes at Twitter as if he had no plan on how to make improvements after mass firings that are having legal repercussions not to mention the loss of the very people he likely needed to implement changes. His flying grain silo is a hot mess and anybody that knows some first year physics can likely guess what's going to happen to his "not-flame trench" steel plate if he's allowed to hot fire another rocket in Texas. He's barred from testing in Florida at Pad 39A. Starlink has a poor business case and word has leaked out that it's doing much less well than their dimmest projections. SpaceX might wind up in real trouble if investors stop plowing money into the company. Tesla has been doing better than expected, but their models are getting long in the tooth. Most of the big companies that make large trucks either have electric versions out or will have soon. The big names in pickup trucks are already shipping and even startup Rivian is in serial production as the world wonders when Tesla's odd Cybertruck will actually ship (forget the promises). The Boring Company? I've only heard of one current project in Las Vegas and lots of drink/drugs go on in Vegas so their acceptance of Elon isn't a solid data point.

    1. Charlie Clark Silver badge
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      Re: He's brought in top talent

      I agree: it looks very much like the names are there to attract money.

  11. anthonyhegedus Silver badge

    Bit sad really

    Bit sad that if this AI goes and gives Musk an explanation of reality, it'll fall on deaf ears. Or whatever that elongated muskrat has instead of ears. He is just not capable of understanding things in the real world. He lives in the fantasy world of cars with video games on their (solitary) screens, rocket ships for the masses (well those with masses of money) and shopping malls on Mars. He's a deluded twat

  12. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

    driven to improve their reasoning and penchant to fabricate the truth

    Surely this would require that Elon understands the concept of 'truth' to be more than "it's what I want it to be"..

  13. Someone Else Silver badge

    From the article:

    Those hoping to get a better explanation than Musk's brief tweet by visiting xAI's website won't find much to help them understand what the company actually plans to do there, either.

    But you might find the Muskrat's vaunted poop emoji....

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