Just keep saying "AI" a lot and people will love it
Spot on.
Besides, using pseudo-AI on a carrier network, to do what ? Encumber the pipes with useless stat-gathering commands and answers ?
I say useless because that stuff should not be in the pipes. I don't know how the carriers gather the data they need to ensure everything is working properly, but I'm hoping that that analysis data is kept to a minimum as is. Slap today's marketing AI on it and the data usage will likely explode, maybe even resulting in loss of performance and/or bandwidth.