back to article TCS bags £234M Teachers' Pensions deal as Capita set to end 29-year run

On the back of a £1.5 billion contract win, Tata Consultancy Services is at it again, bagging a £234 million ($297 million) deal to administer the UK's Teachers' Pension Scheme (TPS). The scheme, run by the Department for Education on behalf of public and private school teachers and their employers in the UK, currently relies …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Darlington

    Who? Sorry, I mean't where?

    1. dogcatcher

      Re: Darlington

      It's a suburb of Bombay

      1. EricB123 Silver badge

        Re: Darlington

        Bombay is now called Mumbai.

    2. Marjolica

      Re: Darlington

      Darlington is surprise, surprise, where Capita offices running the TPS are currently located.

      I expect (initially at least) the staff will just get to change employer, probably running the same software.

      But obviously as it's a cheaper bid no doubt there will be savings to be made.

  2. Andy The Hat Silver badge

    "future-ready, digitally enabled, omnichannel platform"

    Or, for those hard of techno-crap,

    "Future ready" : no email or postal address or phone number to avoid the cost of human interaction

    "Digitally enabled" : a web site with a "contact us" form

    "Omnichannel platform" : "Digitally enabled" and "future ready" ...

    1. Dr Who

      Alternatively ...

      FUBAR-ready, SNAFU enabled, omnishambles platform

    2. GroovyLama

      I see it more as:

      "Future ready" : "Ready for additional Change Requests, to make it do what you actually wanted"

      "Digitally enabled" : ... "We have a website, and some new fangled S3 thing to put stuff in" (secured S3 is additional change request)

      "Omnichannel platform" : "The platform wasn't really built to do this, but we'll make it fit for the right price" (see "Future ready" above).

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Crapita vs TCS

    .. sounds like a race to the bottom.

    1. Terry 6 Silver badge

      Re: Crapita vs TCS

      That all assumes that Crapita haven't already reached that level and the only way is up. I hope so (because I'm on a teacher pension). But it's hard to envision anything worse than Crapita. (Go on, sigh, prove me wrong)

      1. druck Silver badge

        Re: Crapita vs TCS

        They will.

  4. bregister
    Joke

    Rish!

    Oh sorry I thought this was another thread.

  5. EnviableOne

    No need for expensive data transfer

    TCS just have to wait for BlackBasta to leak all the Capita Info

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