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Google plans to ship its Topics API when Chrome 115 arrives on July 12. That's the API that's supposed to allow advertisers to target netizens with adverts tailored to their individual interests without impinging on people's privacy. And to help prevent those privacy problems, the ad giant is asking advertisers to promise they …

  1. that one in the corner Silver badge

    asking advertisers to promise they won't abuse...

    Well, I feel safer already.

    We can all trust advertisers to always do the right thing, the same way I can always trust the bacon to glide through the window and land squarely on the bun as soon as it hears the ketchup being opened.

    1. b0llchit Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: asking advertisers to promise they won't abuse...

      I've been training my pigs for years on end. My pigs always volunteer and stand in line to be chopped into smaller pieces and find it quite comforting to become bacon.

  2. martinusher Silver badge

    Suprising that Google hasn't heard of "SEO"

    Search Engine Optimization is a polite name for "gaming search engines using every underhand, back door and cycle wasting trick we can think of" (i.e. "by any and every means necessary").

    Its surprising that Google obviously hasn't heard of SEO because this is what happens when you ask advertisers politely to play by the rules. Those advertisers are about as decorous as a pack of starving dogs that's been thrown a joint of meat.

    1. Joe W Silver badge

      Re: Suprising that Google hasn't heard of "SEO"

      I thought SEO was used by the websites, not the advertisers? In some cases these are the same, but not in all.... (in fact not in most, I guess)

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Suprising that Google hasn't heard of "SEO"

        A lot of what's online is advertising for something for sale. SEO promotes those sites, because without it you get snowed under (by those that DO apply it) in search results.

        It's one of those self perpetuating scams that's not fixable as you need serious research to follow the ups and downs of search engine algos that change with the weather and, ironically, to slow down SEO rigging - in other words, that too costs money.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          @AC - Re: Suprising that Google hasn't heard of "SEO"

          Play by the rules, get beaten by those who don't.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Suprising that Google hasn't heard of "SEO"

      Google certainly has heard of SEO because they are constantly battling with SEO 'experts' who are gaming the system and promising to get their client's activities to the top of the list in any search... take the fake 'anti-virus' suppliers and malware peddlers that used to get pushed to the top of the list when you searched for legit AV software like Norton or similar

      (OK, so a lot of that would have been down to Google not policing AdWords properly, so a malware slinger could purchase an 'antivirus' AdWord to get their sound-alike Nórtón to the top of the search)

      1. iron

        Re: Suprising that Google hasn't heard of "SEO"

        > legit AV software like Norton or similar

        Those ads were so convincing you apparently think Norton sell anti-virus! Next you'll be extolling the virtues of McAfee's easy to use uninstaller!

        No one should ever use software by Norton or McAfee on any device ever. Especially not their "anti" virus suites.

        1. James O'Shea Silver badge

          Re: Suprising that Google hasn't heard of "SEO"

          McAfee AV is extremely easy to remove. Watch this video for quick and easy tips on how. And on other important IT matters, especially involving backing up. Personally, I think that the back-up methods advocated in that video are vastly superior to most people's lame backup systems.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKgf5PaBzyg

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Do no evil

    All sorts of promises have been made and broken. The undertaking to "do no evil" being one that springs to mind

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Do no evil

      That was never a promise they intended to keep - one look at their business model was more than enough to work that out. Calling it a marketing lie would be more accurate.

    2. xyz Silver badge

      Re: Do no evil

      Dr No Evil these days.

      Can't these Google types get proper jobs and save us from this advertising plague of time wasting shit? Just asking.

  4. that one in the corner Silver badge

    Harrison Bergeron need not apply

    Targeted advertising - the only way to stay safe, to keep your privacy, is to be exactly the same as everyone else. Think the same, shop the same, browse the same and you can sink into invisibility, just one of the indistinguishable masses. Perfect fodder for the mercantile cannon of industries fighting for their rightful portion of your life: Welcome, my son, welcome to The Machine.

    Or fire up your PiHole, cast Chrome to the wind, cry "For Harry" and delete cookies on exit. They may take our cycles with their outrageous scripts but they shall never have our Topics.

    1. Julian 8

      Re: Harrison Bergeron need not apply

      So on the laptops, that is fine as they are running adblockers and other No Script tools. Problem is the less techies phones when they "go on google" for something, type in a search term and the first few boxes are sponsered. piHole stops that, and so you will get "the internet is not working again.....". Education is not working in this case either

    2. Roopee Silver badge
      Thumb Up

      Re: Harrison Bergeron need not apply

      Upvote for the Pink Floyd reference :)

  5. An_Old_Dog Silver badge

    Advertisers' Internal Response to Google's Please-Do-Not-Abuse-the-API Request

    "Ha-ha!"

  6. Pascal Monett Silver badge

    "Topics are kept for only three weeks and old topics are deleted"

    The countdown has started to the revelation that this is just another false declaration.

    Old topics deleted ? No. They will be marked as deprecated, with the date of deprecation carefully stored for future reference.

    You don't fool us, Google. Ad data is never deleted anymore, it just piles up higher and higher.

    1. Jellied Eel Silver badge

      Re: "Topics are kept for only three weeks and old topics are deleted"

      You don't fool us, Google. Ad data is never deleted anymore, it just piles up higher and higher.

      And we pay for the service..

      "Topics are kept for only three weeks and old topics are deleted. Topics are selected entirely on your device without involving any external servers, including Google servers. When you visit a participating site, Topics picks just three topics, one topic from each of the past three weeks, to share with the site and its advertising partners."

      So it seems to rely on something local. Because AlphaGoo takes users privacy very seriously, presumably this means Chrome users can pick About:Topics and display the topics AlphaGoo has selected for them. If that shows Topic has decided you're most interested in hazlenuts, you'll get one in every ad. If the user disagrees, they'll easily be able to alter their preferences to reflect their actual preferences.

      So a few weeks ago, I was looking for a new washing machine. This involved some searches for most reliable brands etc. For that week, it would have been one of the more active search queries. Now, the washing machine is sitting in my kitchen, so trying to sell me another one is pointless. If I could demote that interest in Topics, this may actually be useful.

      For more sophisticated users, there will obviously* be a simple .xml file I can edit directly, or through a convenient app so I can express my preferences and see ads for stuff I might actually be interested in. Or I could delete it, set it to read-only, or do all the file things a device owner may reasonably be expected to be able to do with their own device and their own personal data. I mean I might not want my searches for 'Breaking strain of a scrotum', or 'Best ways to hang an ad exec by their nuts' visible to the whole world. Or maybe I do, and someone has produced such a device.

      *Who am I kidding? It'll be encrypted and obfusticated 'for security'. But if it is local, it gives me hope that it can be manipulated or disabled. Hopefully in a way it can benefit the user.

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: "Topics are kept for only three weeks and old topics are deleted"

        "f I could demote that interest in Topics, this may actually be useful."

        It would not only be useful to you, it would also be useful to washing machine sellers because they wouldn't then waste money by spending it with the advertising to place irrelevant adverts. So it won't happen.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: "Topics are kept for only three weeks and old topics are deleted"

        The other point is that they are still sending back 'topics' to the mothership, so they are still build your profile

        (Hmm... 3 weeks of Pornhub... "Just seeing if I can break Chrome, darling")

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: "Topics are kept for only three weeks and old topics are deleted"

        I wonder if I can change all of the topics on my device to 'single women in my area who are between 18 and 24'?

        1. that one in the corner Silver badge

          Re: "Topics are kept for only three weeks and old topics are deleted"

          Press "Reset to default"

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: single women in my area who are between 18 and 24

          Creepy.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: single women in my area who are between 18 and 24

            Why? If I had said '13 to 16' then that would have been creepy. Also, i already have a partner who is perfect for me.

  7. Kevin McMurtrie Silver badge
    Devil

    Counter-abuse?

    So I should compile Chromium to provide random, wildly invalid topic data? Maybe it junks up ad-slinger databases. Maybe it does the good old full table scan because the queried topic is not within the type or bounds of the index.

    Google's Topics has a very obvious path to becoming an invasive and hostile feature. Why not be first to abuse it?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      @Kevin McMurtrie - Re: Counter-abuse?

      It doesn't really matter as long as Google manages to convince the add industry this works. Whatever garbage is accumulated in Topics, it will be used to select a (useless for you) ad to be shoved down your throat. You will still be pestered with ads.

      I hope you've noticed by now that each time you disable targeted advertising in Google or Microsoft ecosystem, you get a "you will still see ads but they will not be tailored to your interests". There's simply no way to tell them to f#$%ck off. They make their money by promising the ad industry their ads will be shown to you and nothing more.

  8. Dan 55 Silver badge

    Oh the hypocrisy

    Ad giant says to ad minnows please don't break our API, hoping everyone will forget about this:

    It’s official: Google agrees to pay record $22.5M FTC fine in Safari bypass dispute

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    This is a fig leaf for advertisers

    The thing that Google really wants is to kill third-party cookies in Chrome. That will massively reduce Google's competitors' ability to deliver targeted advertising. Google itself will be more or less unaffected, since most of their revenues comes from query-based ads next to search results. The only point of this API is to protect Google from antitrust actions.

    1. tiggity Silver badge

      Re: This is a fig leaf for advertisers

      And all predicated on the idea that "targeted" advertising is a good thing.

      For me, it typically isn't.

      I prefer ads relevant to the context of the page I am on - I don't want ads about things some algorithm is guessing I am interested in... Especially as most of devices in our household are shared use, so I get scenarios like ads appearing that are totally unrelated to my interests (as triggered by partners browsing - always know when she has been searching for clothes / perfume online as I (male) get a lot of stereotypical "female" oriented ads)

      1. thondwe

        Targeting often Irrelevant

        See also Amazon - I'm forever ordering stuff for family - and no I don't want yet another of the same Taylor Swift Album I just pre-ordered for DD #2!

    2. Sandtitz Silver badge

      Re: This is a fig leaf for advertisers

      "The thing that Google really wants is to kill third-party cookies in Chrome."

      3rd party cookies should be declined by everyone. I have blocked them for many many years now.

  10. Rich 2 Silver badge

    Just no

    An API specifically for supporting advertising has no place in a browser. Or most other applications either come to that

    Why would I want to use my electricity on facilitating some shitty advertising outfit’s desire to bombard me with adverts? The fundamental issue that Googlies and their ilk choose to consistently and completely ignore is that nobody actually wants their adverts popping up on their computer screens

  11. nematoad Silver badge
    Devil

    Ten foot barge pole, please.

    "Topics are selected entirely on your device without involving any external servers..."

    If true then you might have a measure of control over this snooping.

    I don't know if Noscript would be able to kill it but as soon as it is released some public spirited person or persons will figure out a way to knock this nonsense on the head.

    Alternatively don't use Chrome or any of its derivatives.

    1. Rich 2 Silver badge

      Re: Ten foot barge pole, please.

      I’m sure Googlies will go to some lengths to try and stop any plugins disabling it

      But I’m totally baffled as to why anyone chooses to use the chrome spyware

      1. Missing Semicolon Silver badge

        Re: Ten foot barge pole, please.

        Because for many sites (particularly payment or booking sites) simply don't work (or don't work properly) in anything else.

      2. Missing Semicolon Silver badge

        Re: Ten foot barge pole, please.

        They will provide a JS library that detects it is not working for websites, that they can use to inhibit the loading of content if the Topis API appears not to work.

  12. Mishak Silver badge

    "show an ad believed to be relevant to the visitor's known interests"

    I'll write a script to make it appear that I am only interested in ad-blockers.

    1. Rich 2 Silver badge

      Re: "show an ad believed to be relevant to the visitor's known interests"

      Well I had a similar thought. Remove all the categories except three really dull ones that nobody will be interested in advertising for - basket weaving, paint mixing, and snail keeping?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: "show an ad believed to be relevant to the visitor's known interests"

        randomly pick one of... "How to disable Google Topics", "How to circumvent Google Topics", "How to poison Google Topics"

      2. Mishak Silver badge

        three really dull ones that nobody will be interested in advertising for

        I thought you may be on to something, but then I found this

    2. jvf

      Re: "show an ad believed to be relevant to the visitor's known interests"

      “Tailored to my interests” I must repeat to these ad slingers again: If you’re going to show me ads, don’t keep showing me the same old s**t. How many cordless drills do you think I’ll buy? Show me different s**t, you idiots.

      1. the spectacularly refined chap Silver badge

        Re: "show an ad believed to be relevant to the visitor's known interests"

        I had that exact thought earlier today, only it was on Amazon, in the "Buy this again..." Bar. And yes, it was a cordless drill, specifically one I bought only a couple of months ago.

        They really need to add some "disposable or consumable item" filter to the logic for that one. Especially because it is Amazon, who have a vested interest in making the sale as opposed to simply slinging the ad. After all if my drill has gone duff already I'm hardly likely to buy another of the exact same model am I?

        1. P_Jamez

          Re: "show an ad believed to be relevant to the visitor's known interests"

          amazon.xx - Your accounts and lists - Your recommendations - select item - remove from recommendations

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: "show an ad believed to be relevant to the visitor's known interests"

          amazon.xx - Your accounts and lists - Your recommendations - select item - remove from recommendations

  13. Blofeld's Cat
    Devil

    Hmm ...

    I wonder if anyone has actually done a study in to how many actual sales result from targeted advertising, compared to the scattergun variety?

    I presume there must be some sort of benefit to the advertiser given the time, trouble and expense required to compile the targetting data.

    Perhaps only the companies selling the advertising space benefit from this.

    Just in case there are any advertisers reading this, may I politely point out that it is extremely unlikely I will need another washing machine until the one I recently bought keels over. I mention this as you appear to assume I am some sort of manic washing machine enthusiast who is anxious to complete their collection.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Hmm ...

      “Half my advertising spend is wasted; the trouble is, I don’t know which half.” - over 100 years old and regularly attributed to either U.S. retail magnate John Wanamaker or to UK industrialist Lord Leverhulme, depending on which side of the pond you are.

      And there appear to be plenty of companies out there willing to tell you which half and, if you follow their system, how they are better than all the rest

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Hmm ...

      Worth keeping in mind that the agencies helping business do targeted advertising also have a vested interest in targeted adverts being (perceived as) more effective, because otherwise their product loses a lot of worth.

  14. TaabuTheCat

    Google's Privacy Sandbox

    More like a litter box, and the advertisers are cats. This cat knows what happens in there.

  15. Norman Nescio
  16. Long John Silver
    Pirate

    So what?

    I have striven for years to achieve an ad-free existence, and pretty much succeeded. Even YouTube has become usable via FreeTube. The latter cuts out not only standard ads, but also the new excrescence of 'sponsorship' injections into videos.

    If I require a particular product or service, I scour relevant parts of the Internet and see what's on offer.

    None of the above is difficult to achieve. I imagine there must be many people of sufficient savvy likewise engaged. Are there any figures about the proportions of populations which are immune to garbage?

    1. doublelayer Silver badge

      Re: So what?

      How many people who aren't like you take those steps? I do it as well, but many of my friends, both technical and nontechnical, simply don't appear to care. Some of them have asked how to prevent it but won't take the most basic of steps, whereas others don't appear to find how much they have to do to bypass useless advertising unpleasant. Of course, many of them also don't care about data collection; I've stopped asking them how they feel about that because their answers are simultaneously depressing and confusing.

    2. sabroni Silver badge
      Boffin

      Re: Even YouTube has become usable via FreeTube

      Firefox, noScript, UBlock origin, I never see adds on youtube.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Even YouTube has become usable via FreeTube

        When no one sees ads on YouTube, it will cease to exist?

      2. Belperite
        Happy

        Re: Even YouTube has become usable via FreeTube

        +Sponsorblock

  17. Long John Silver
    Pirate

    Knock-on

    Does this mean that from now onwards only the highly-wealthy will receive ads for super-yachts, private jets, Caribbean islands, and such like?

    Shall there be a middle tier of the 'upwardly mobile' and lifestyle conscious as recipients of intermediately expensive tat such as 'must have' watches and 'designer' handbags?

    The bottom tier, obviously the largest, will be where soap powders, package holidays, payday lending services, online gambling, and tomato sauces will be touted.

  18. MJI Silver badge

    Only ads of worth are

    Ones relevent to the site you are on.

    Car spares for car sites.

    Shiny new hifi gear on audio sites.

    And so on.

    Those do work, and work well/

  19. tkioz

    Trust Advertisers...

    Trust Advertisers... really? We became of world of adblockers because advertisers *proved* over and over again that they *can not* be trusted not be giant pillocks. Pop-Ups, Pop-Unders, Punching Monkies, click breakers, etc. etc. etc. The history of the Internet is the history of the advertising industry taking the mick.

  20. Blackjack Silver badge

    [And to help prevent those privacy problems, the ad giant is asking advertisers to promise they won't abuse this ad targeting mechanism.]

    People are already abusing the current system.

    Really Google, resorting to people to pinkie swearing they won't abuse an easy to abuse thing? That's tragically hilarious.

  21. seven of five Silver badge

    "support" the API and hardcode topics?

    How about mozilla makes a sorry fault when implementing and will always return topic 1, 2 and three in that order, should a website dare to ask?

  22. Roj Blake Silver badge

    Topics

    All this talk of Topics has given me a craving for delicious chocolate bars filled with hazelnuts, caramel, and nougat.

    1. stiine Silver badge
      Happy

      Re: Topics

      I've leftpondian. To what candy bar are you referring?

  23. Ian 55

    Whoever thought you couldn't monetize an interest in 'equestrian'

    .. has never owned a horse.

    My favourite spotted magazine cover story was something in some pony publication along the lines of 'why you NEED another horse'.

  24. frankster

    Already making the topics more granular

    5 years down the line will there be 10,000 topics? It's telling that before they've even launched it, they've upped the specificity of the information that they propose to reveal.

  25. Blackjack Silver badge

    Oh really Google? Like you are obeying the current rules?

    https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/jun/28/google-may-have-misled-dozens-of-advertisers-and-violated-its-own-guidelines-report

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