Re: "You have mail"
Sound cues have been around since the the teletype - hopefully that rings an ASCII 7. And we've pretty much always been able to customise them (even if the original OS didn't provide the means): Three BELs and All's Well during your long process. Remember using the 'wall ' command to let everyone know they had five minutes left to finish before the PDP lab was closing for the day?
Then the noises became more elaborate when home computers came along (SID or the BBC's nicer chip weren't just used in games and Econet existed for passing messages around). Probably at least one person connected their Atari ST up to play poll for email (did KA9Q run on Atari? Something similar did, no doubt) and then send MIDI to a pipe organ; if not, for shame on us all.
It all went backwards again with the PC speaker (many a TSR died to bring us this message notification), although you could get the floppy drive to make a nice set of noises. Hmm, anyone know if anybody used the different clunks a big old hard drive could make as notification alarms? Then the sound card came along and much rejoicing was heard, followed shortly by "how do you turn off all these noises in Windows?"! Sod "you have mail", that can be useful, but why oh why does the entire office need to know when Fred has closed a window? Use the headphones, Fred!
What you perhaps missed here is that, unlike all of the above useful and entertaining historical usage of audible notifications, this particular "feature" we have been discussing let's ME choose what sound YOUR system makes! Muah-ha-ha-ha (would be my choice in many cases).