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Residents of a home in New Jersey have been left shaken after a possible meteorite crashed through the roof, ricocheted off a hardwood floor, and dented the ceiling before coming to a rest. Thankfully, no one was injured in the freak incident at a house on Old Washington Crossing Pennington Road, Hopewell Township, on Monday …

  1. IglooDame
    Joke

    Given Russian Army artillerist tendencies over the last several months, it seems prudent to explore the possibility that our New Jerseyans have an unexploded cannon round in their home.

    1. jake Silver badge

      I have a couple unexploded cannon, should I be worried?

      1. Throatwarbler Mangrove Silver badge
        Trollface

        @jake:

        Depends ... are they Russian?

        1. jake Silver badge

          No, not Russian. Civil War era American.

          1. Throatwarbler Mangrove Silver badge
            Thumb Up

            Then you're probably fine.

      2. David 132 Silver badge
        Coat

        Alarmed by this, I immediately dashed out and put sandbags around the nearest canon. However it didn’t go well because a) he’s a respectable member of the clergy and hasn’t exploded in living memory, and b) he was trying to conduct a service at the time. Embarrassing. Who knew vergers are allowed to carry tasers?

        1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

          Could be worse, they have Missals

  2. An_Old_Dog Silver badge
    Joke

    Manna from Heaven

    Make a digital photo of it, then make an NFT and sell it for for big $$$$!

    1. jake Silver badge

      Re: Manna from Heaven

      Are NFTs still a thing? I haven't heard the acronym in a month or two, I figured all the suckers were tapped out.

      1. phils

        Re: Manna from Heaven

        At the rate of one born every minute I think the scams must be close to catching up by now.

  3. Aladdin Sane

    It Came out of the Sky

    Has anybody been able to reach John Fogerty?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: It Came out of the Sky

      @Aladin Sane

      References to David Bowie and Creedance Clearwater Revival in the same post? God, I not only look old, but now I feel old.

      1. jake Silver badge

        Re: It Came out of the Sky

        That's because we ARE old ... Still, it sure beats the alternative.

        1. Aladdin Sane

          Re: It Came out of the Sky

          Some of us aren't even 40 yet.

          1. Citizen of Nowhere

            Re: It Came out of the Sky

            Insane, laddie ;-)

          2. cookieMonster Silver badge
            Joke

            Re: It Came out of the Sky

            OMG !!! There’s children on this forum??

          3. jake Silver badge

            Re: It Came out of the Sky

            The album you took your handle from just turned 50 last month. Many of ElReg's commentads were already adults when it was released.

            A little over a year ago, I was looking at the album cover for The Stooges Funhouse (autographed by Iggy and framed, on a friend's wall behind UV resistant glass) and realized it had been well over half a century since I first heard it.

            The tunage of my misspent youth is now considered art ... I nearly had to sit down.

            Wait ... that space rock is HOW old? Never mind ...

    2. ICL1900-G3 Silver badge

      Re: It Came out of the Sky

      John Fogerty, what a guy. In the Blue Ridge Rangers, he singlehandedly gave the impression of being a group. Thank you for the reminder.

  4. Lars
    Coat

    Meteorites don't avoid dropping on houses, there are just so few houses.

    And it has happened before and also in the USA. And well the whole planet is made of space debries. And we are stardust as they say.

    Meteorits are mainly collected on ice like in Antarctica where they are more easily spotted on the ice.

    That one very much looks like an iron meteorite.

    1. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

      And we are stardust as they say

      I think the phrase you are looking for is "Stardust we are".

      It's a very fine song by The Flower Kings. One of their longer ones (the live version is 26 minutes long) but well worth listening to.

      (Yes, I'm old as well *and* I like prog musi)

  5. b0llchit Silver badge
    FAIL

    Farcelink

    Seriously? A direct facebook link for an image on this site?

    Many, many El Reg readers have no association with, or long since terminated any association with facebook.

    Dear El Reg, you can do better than this!

    1. chivo243 Silver badge
      Windows

      Re: Farcelink

      Many, many El Reg readers have no association with, or long since terminated any association with facebook.

      I would add IG and TT and Twiterverse, but hey, that's where the shiny attention getting things are... I'm sure there are more. I'm old, and either I don't care, or my memory is going...

      I'm more interested in the Bowie and Fogerty comments, and didn't someone quote the band America with the stardust bit?

      1. phils

        Re: Farcelink

        Joni Mitchell wasn't it? Along with a lot of other covers before America did it.

        1. chivo243 Silver badge

          Re: Farcelink

          Well called! +1

    2. jake Silver badge

      Re: Farcelink

      ElReg didn't put those pictures on facebook, rather the completely clueless idiots in charge of Hopewell Township, NJ did. Direct your ire in the right direction ... or perhaps bid on putting up a proper WWW page for them and make a few bucks out of it.

  6. MattPi

    To be fair...

    This is junk that didn't get swept up into planets.

    To be fair, it was swept up *eventually*.

    1. jake Silver badge

      Re: To be fair...

      Came here to say pretty much the same thing ... The cleaners are nearly done, just dusting out the odd corner.

      One wonders when Dyson will start selling a "NEW GRAVITY POWERED CLEANER!" to the rubes ...

      1. Aladdin Sane

        Re: To be fair...

        Gravity's a myth, the Earth sucks.

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Grab hold of your loved ones and hold on tight

    OMG, that's one the rocks that was carried by the band of hominids on the set in the first scene of "2001: A Space Odyssey". You think cHALgpt didn't have a "hand" in this? Check for prints.

  8. that one in the corner Silver badge

    Look to the skies - and your gutters

    Having a space rock of this size land on your house is thankfully rare (in case you are in the UK and were wondering what the proper procedure is for dealing with a meteorite, historical guidance from Middlesbrough is that it should be kept in the Railway Lost Property Office:

    https://www.yorkshiremuseum.org.uk/collections/collections-highlights/the-middlesbrough-meteorite/ ).

    But the referenced article from the PSI is simply ignoring the massive number of meteorites that reach the surface of Earth all the time - just because they are too tiny to actually crash through your roof shouldn't mean they are just forgotten about! Micrometeorites can be found pretty much everywhere and all you need to do is clean out a few gutters:

    https://www.newscientist.com/letter/mg23331090-800-10-finding-meteorites-in-your-gutters-is-easy/

  9. razorfishsl

    it's clean on one side, which means it exploded after getting burned, so there are likely other pieces nearby...

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Funny how the expert...

    quoted an age for the object without being able to even see it first. Really gives good confidence in the "this natural object is x years old" claims.

    1. jake Silver badge

      Re: Funny how the expert...

      Not surprising at all. Certain classes of meteorites (of which this was one) are known to have originated at specific times in the past. All you need is a photo, or a description supplied by an expert, to take more than a reasonable guess at the age.

      If anything, I'd be very surprised if the expert was wrong.

  11. Belperite
    Alien

    Do not adjust your televisions...

    I'm sure I've seen an Outer Limits episode about this.

  12. TangoDelta72

    Educational Opportunities Abound!

    What a wonderful opportunity to share with the local schools. Assuming it's not radioactive, have the kids take its mass, volume, hold a magnet next to it, talk about where it came from, what it's made of, how old it may be, etc... so many great ways to get kids into STEM with such a rare event.

    And then of course, when they get older, they'll join the Reg masses and keep the cycle going.

    1. ThatOne Silver badge
      Happy

      Re: Educational Opportunities Abound!

      > Assuming it's not radioactive

      Very few meteorites are. This one sounds like a standard ferrous meteorite, also called "siderites", which are mostly blobs of iron-nickel alloy. They look quite nice too...

      Those people can consider themselves lucky their projectile was not that size (60 tons)!...

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