back to article Of course Russia's ex-space boss doubts US set foot on the Moon

The former director general of Russia's space agency Roscosmos Dmitry Rogozin is skeptical that NASA really landed astronauts on the Moon in its historic Apollo 11 mission in 1969. Rogozin questioned the lunar landing in a message on his Telegram channel over the weekend. He claimed that before he worked at Roscosmos, he sent …

  1. EricM Silver badge

    Rogozin is well-known for being provocative.

    In ancient times, like 10 years ago, there still was a difference of "being provocative" and "spitting bullshit, completely disqualifying the speaker for even a simple conversation about the weather".

    Could we please re-introduce that distinction?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Rogozin is well-known for being provocative.

      This is the same bloke who advocated using tactical nukes against Ukraine because Russia is losing the war they started.

      https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/vladimir-putin-now-no-option-29896415

      “It must be said that under our doctrine we have every right to use tactical nuclear weapons,” said Rogozin, dressed in military fatigues with a customised AK-47 machine gun slung over his shoulder.”

      “That is precisely what they are there for — this great equaliser.”

      “For now, there is a clear disparity in the forces and conventional weapons in favour of the enemy.”

      This was due to the West’s supplies to Ukraine, he made clear.

      “Therefore the best method to destroy [Ukraine’s] counter-offensive is to use tactical nuclear weapons, with understandable consequences, of course.”

      “I think there is no other option at the moment.”

  2. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

    Lets pretend USA didnt land on the moon, surely taking 70 years to "notice" and "say something" is pathetic.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      54 years. But let's not quibble.

      1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
        Coat

        Moon Landing, Coronation - easily mixed up

        1. Winkypop Silver badge
          Joke

          “Moon Landing, Coronation - easily mixed up”

          Indeed.

          I hear that the Stone of Scone was actually found on the Moon by Neil Armstrong…

  3. beardman

    Rogozin should worry about his own ass more. It can be shot again. ;)

  4. Michael Hoffmann Silver badge
    Facepalm

    By implication...

    That means the Soviet moon program was also a hoax!

    Seeing as Luna 15(?) was circling the moon with intention to land as well (and bring samples back). And watching Apollo!

    Shirley, that'd be a complete lie as well, no ?

    1. steelpillow Silver badge
      Trollface

      Re: By implication...

      Let us not forget the Lunokhod early CGI epic.

      1. A. Coatsworth Silver badge
        Windows

        Re: By implication...

        So, you are one of the sheeple who think the Moon is real?

        Wake up!

        Medication? I don't need no stinkin' medication!

        1. MrDamage

          Re: By implication...

          Look at this poor, deluded, figment of my imagination thinking it's real. How cute.

          1. David 132 Silver badge
            Happy

            Re: By implication...

            What is reality? What is comment? What is Register?

            1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

              Re: By implication...

              I think I think, therefore I might be.

              1. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
                Alert

                Re: By implication...

                I ache, Therefore I am.

          2. steelpillow Silver badge
            Coat

            Re: By implication...

            No, you and I are figments of their imagination.

            1. EvilDrSmith Silver badge

              Re: By implication...

              Now the idea that anyone might imagine me is just scary.

        2. Sudosu Silver badge

          Re: By implication...

          Of course its real.

          Its flat though.

  5. Flocke Kroes Silver badge

    about 4 years ago...

    Dmitry congratulated NASA on the 50th anniversary of the Moon landings.

    1. Paul Crawford Silver badge

      Re: about 4 years ago...

      Yes, but 4 years is a long time for the gullible and fools to start believing any sort of bullshit on social media?

      Sadly I know of other friends (probably more ex-friends now) who have drink the stupid kool-aid over the pandemic period :(

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: about 4 years ago...

        2drink the stupid kool-aid"

        Maybe that's his problem. About 79% proof.

      2. Snake Silver badge
        Big Brother

        Re: "social" media...

        is anti-social. All it seems to do is feed on the lower base instincts of many who choose to participate, mostly narcissism which also is one of the foundations for belief in the conspiracy theories which abound, that being 'I'm telling you a secret, the "truth", and that makes you better than everyone else who believes differently'.

        I'm sick of hearing about anti-social "social" media's impact on the selfish, the greedy, and the gullible. If society does indeed end up collapsing, "social" media will certainly be one of the [many] reasons.

      3. JimboSmith

        Re: about 4 years ago...

        He probably doesn’t want to fall out of a window which seems to affect people who don’t agree with Putin in Russia.

    2. khjohansen

      Re: about 4 years ago...

      ..Oceania has ALWAYS been at war with Eurasia!

  6. Dan 55 Silver badge
    FAIL

    Let's look at the Russian space program

    Here it is. наслаждаться!

  7. Pete 2 Silver badge

    A to-do list with only one box

    Once NASA had succeeded in getting people to the Moon and back, they were left without any way to capture the public imagination and therefore budget.

    It seems that this time, they have learned that time is money and that the more time something takes, the more money they get. Or on personal levels of their staff, the longer their people can spin-out a project, the longer they will keep their jobs.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: A to-do list with only one box

      the delay is they out-sourced to Musky the idiot.

  8. localzuk Silver badge

    Saying the US can't do it now?

    Seems deluded. The US could do it now if they wanted to. They'd just need the budget to do so. But, landing back on the moon hasn't been a political priority. That's not the same as not being able to.

    Hell, given a bit of time and more money, SpaceX could do it I have no doubt.

    1. Zolko Silver badge

      Re: Saying the US can't do it now?

      Yes, I could go to the Moon too, it's just that I don't want.

      The US could do it now if they wanted to

      How ? With what rocket, what lander, what gateway ... ? Humanity is regressing technically, and that concerns also the possibility to go to the Moon: we are not able to fly at Mach 3 anymore, we are not able to fly at Mach 2 as civilian anymore, we can't repair Hubble anymore, we can't build the 3 largest aircraft anymore ... Today, and it's also true on ElReg, "technology " means computer, and by extension online advertisement. That computers are 1/2 century old technology, and that development has halted since at least 10 years, seems to be lost on software people. Technology is now Facebook and Google, not stuff made from titanium or ceramic compound.

      1. lglethal Silver badge
        Stop

        Re: Saying the US can't do it now?

        Sorry but you're wrong.

        We can fly at Mach 3, or we could in a very short amount of time rebuild Aircraft to achieve that (e.g. the SR-71), but it doesnt make economic sense to do that anymore. The previous use cases for Mach 3 flights were mostly spy flights or fighters. For spy flights we can do that much more cheapily, and with zero risk using satellites. For Fighters, modern missiles are Beyond visual range (up to 150-200km away), so you dont need huge speed anymore.

        The Mach 2 civilian aircraft (i.e. Concorde), never made a profit, was expensive to maintain, and people as a general rule we're not interested in paying the premium. Boeing looked at desoigning a new Mach 2 Aircraft in the late 90's, early 2000's (the Sonic Cruiser), but the market research showed, people were not willing to pay for the extra speed. We could build it, but the economic reality is not their. We havent lost that technology, and it is in active research development, and maybe one day, people will find a way to make Supersonic flight work more quietly, and at a cheaper price, and then you watch how fast it will get built. But that day is not today.

        Most of the things you listed were horribly expensive tasks that only got built or done because it was a way for nations to show off. But to a large degree we've moved past that point, economic reality says if there is a cheaper way to do things, then we do it that way. Bigger and Faster doesnt always translate to better...

        1. Dom 3

          Re: Saying the US can't do it now?

          "For spy flights we can do that much more cheapily, and with zero risk using satellites" - the entire SR71 fleet (32 of them) cost a total of one billion dollars. If we assume that's 1966 dollars, multiply by ten. One KH-11 satellite costs about 3 billion. Satellites are nowhere near as flexible as aircraft - they are pretty predictable and if you are Terry Taliban you know what time of day to stay in your cave.

          "Concorde [...] never made a profit" - BA certainly ran it at an *operating* profit, once they'd found out that the passengers had no idea what their tickets cost.

          1. midgepad

            KH11 repeat business

            SR71 flights needed a lot more than the 1 aircraft and 2 crew. Tankers, AWACS no doubt, fighter assets for their exit points etc.

            KH11 may be predictable, but it is also repeated, for months. And militarily, stopping your opponent doing something so it isn't observed is not without value.

            If you were Spacex or ULA or the US DoD, would you not have a spare spacecraft or two - the next KH (we hatefer current model is) or that drone spsceplane, and s booster available for use in a day or so?

        2. Zolko Silver badge

          Re: Saying the US can't do it now?

          @lglethal :

          Sorry but you're wrong ... Most of the things you listed were horribly expensive tasks

          logic is not your thing, is-it ? You're admitting yourself that we can't do all the things that I listed and yet you say I'm wrong and you find excuses why it's actually good that we don't do those things anymore. Do you know the story about the fox and sour grapes ?

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Saying the US can't do it now?

      musk the idiot has been given time and money.

      All they have so far is a fucked up nature reserve, a crater, and unreliable engines. (3 failed before it even took off)

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Saying the US can't do it now?

        thumb down?

        that was quick for a musky dick rider

      2. midgepad

        They have...

        A scheduled service to LEO or GEO, almost.

        They have expertise and frequent practice in docking in orbit.

        They have 2 well,-tested crew capsules, and one that'll probably work, one if which is known to work round beyond the Moon.

        They have well-practiced propulsive landings.

        They have the plans if the Apollo ascent stage.

        They have much better mapping of masscons and the lunar surface.

        They don't have a compelling reason to bodge that together into a minimum soonest mission. TMA-1 might bf there, but if so it has been for a million or ten years, and any waits well.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: They have...

          all lot of if's there.

          and all irrelevent if the engines are shit.

          long way for breakdown services to get to you before you starve or suffocate.

          musky's plans need multiple launches at short intervals to do the refuelling in orbit (dangerous procedure just to do one in orbit), you can't wait weeks or months between them as the fuel will end up boiling off, and you really don't want lox boiling in a sealed container with no way to cool the container (only cooling in space is radiative, no atmosphere for conductive!) so they will have to allow escape to release pressure. too long waiting and poof, your fuel is gone.

          So it's fucking stupidity, unless your a musky dick rider.

          They already bodged a test launch due to stupid musky rushing, it's bodge's all the way down/up.

          1. Flocke Kroes Silver badge

            Re: They have...

            NASA reviewed the bids awarded the HLS contract to SpaceX. We are so lucky to have anonymous cowards on the internet to tell us that they know better.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: They have...

              any fucker knows more than musky.

              Fuck knows what nasa was smoking with elon

          2. FIA Silver badge

            Re: They have...

            They already bodged a test launch due to stupid musky rushing, it's bodge's all the way down/up.

            They've recently reached 200 orbital launches in a row without incident. This is more than any other company. They have more expertise in orbital rocketry than anyone else, who else would you trust?

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: They have...

              any other fucker than musky

    3. tetsuoii

      Re: Saying the US can't do it now?

      The point is it's prior knowledge, so it should take one rocket, fuel and some astronauts. 54 years on, with the technology and resources we have it should be childs' play, a walk in the park, piece of cake. Why then isn't the US raising the flag on the moon at least once a year every 4th of July? Because Brandon, Bama, Billary and the Bush'es are incapable and when you had the golden orange opportunity you wasted it on fake news and racist riots to put back the lawyer class in charge of not landing on the moon.

      1. localzuk Silver badge

        Re: Saying the US can't do it now?

        As has been repeatedly explained. The reason we don't is cost.

        Sure, we could simply rebuild the same old rocket and landers from the Apollo era, but they want to do it safer and cheaper than back then. The Apollo missions cost $257bn in today's money.

        Vs Artemis predicted to cost less than half that. And SpaceX's system costing a fraction of that.

        The question is - what's the value of going back in exactly the same way we did before? What do we learn? What do we gain in not improving the technology and making it safer, cheaper and then developing a sustainable system for doing so?

  9. magicaces

    What about the 5 other times NASA landed on the moon? Were they all faked too?

    1. Tim 49

      Photos as evidence

      I was given a copy of "Apollo Remastered" by Andy Saunders. A masterpiece. A large, heavy book with more black photo-ink than I've ever seen in one place. Some of the pictures make you just stop and marvel at what it was to be there, and really complement the text-based works on the Mercury, Gemini and Apollo programmes. I ended up reading it in small chunks, wearing my head-tourch on a diffuse setting, to help my aging eyes pick out the detail of the pictures and the sparse text provided with each.

      Not proof that they went there of course, but a marvel of photographic restoration and presentation.

      1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge
        Boffin

        Re: Photos as evidence

        "I was given a copy of "Apollo Remastered" by Andy Saunders. A masterpiece."

        #MeToo :-)

        Wife bought it for me for Xmas. I can't recommend it more highly!!

    2. Bebu

      Porkies

      "What about the 5 other times NASA landed on the moon? Were they all faked too?"

      No. One of them had nip over to Tranquility Base on the qt to leave the laser reflectors :)

      I once shut one of these loonies up by saying that you could see Armstrong's bootprints on the lunar surface using the most powerful terestrial telescopes - seemed reasonable to me at the time but actually isn't true :( or apparently due to the limits of optics ever likely to be.

      I cannot imagine any of this party making diligent inquiry to prove the lie :)

      If I were Roscosmos I would have sent him instead, a copy of Dahl's "James and the Giant Peach."

      1. Snake Silver badge
        Headmaster

        Re: telescopes

        You can't see individual bootprints but you *can* see the walking tracks, plus the lunar equipment

        https://www.theregister.com/Print/2011/09/06/new_lunar_images/

    3. phuzz Silver badge
      Alien

      Yes, they were all faked by Stanley Kubrick.

      However, Kubrick being Kubrick, he did insist on filming on location.

      1. Mooseman

        "However, Kubrick being Kubrick, he did insist on filming on location."

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6MOnehCOUw

        :)

  10. Ball boy Silver badge

    Whatever next?

    Perhaps he'll state that Russian farming output is up 15%, manufacturing by 20% and all comrades will celebrate this momentous news.

    Or he'll argue that black is white - and we all know how that ends!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Whatever next?

      One could also question as to how, in the 60's, Russia was able to keep a dozen or more soviet republics in line, and propped up with puppet governments, when they cannot do so now. Or question as to how Russia managed to feed and employ it's own population in the 60's, which it cannot do now. Or had a military that made the west quake in their boots and kept us awake at night in fear, while now they cannot even invade a fairly defenceless neighbour now without it becoming a total farce.

      1. lglethal Silver badge
        Go

        Re: Whatever next?

        I would suggest that's because Putin and his Oligarch buddies have pretty much stripped the nation of resources, which surprisingly is not something that Stalin did too much of. Well apart from "human resources" of which Stalin killed many millions of his own people. Putin of course is working on that too, with the conscripts in Ukraine, but I'd doubt even he could match Stalin there.

        Still since Putin pretty much stripped the Russian military to the bear bones, and then surrounded himself with people who would only say yes to him, is it any surprise that the only way he's made any progress in Ukraine is by firing long range missiles and drones (with relatively minimal effect), and going the tried and trusted Russian cannon fodder route?

        1. Francis Boyle

          Re: Whatever next?

          Well, if Stalin haven't sent Korolev to a camp leading to his early death the Soviets might have beat the Americans to the Moon. Also relevant – Korolev was born in what is now Ukraine.

        2. David 132 Silver badge
          Happy

          Re: Whatever next?

          > bear bones

          Heh. Intentional, or glorious coincidence?

          Bears with grenades duct-taped to them might be the Russian military's next "game changing" weapon, on current trends.

      2. Zolko Silver badge

        Re: Whatever next?

        a fairly defenceless neighbour

        you mean the one backed by the entire NATO and its military budget that is 10 times that of Russia ?

        without it becoming a total farce.

        Do you mean by that the latest sanctions where the EU forbids to sell toilets to Russia : https://news.yahoo.com/european-union-ban-supply-toilets-125924966.html ? A farce indeed

        1. Casca Silver badge

          Re: Whatever next?

          Nice little vatnik.

          Ukraine receives backing after your pal putin invaded. Should have been done sooner. Would have saved a lot of Ukrainian lives.

          1. Sandtitz Silver badge
            Facepalm

            Re: Whatever next?

            "Nice little vatnik."

            I'm quite surprised any sane person would even try such an obvious cause-and-effect switcheroo as Zolko did. "Of course Japan had to attack Pearl Harbor because US firebombed Tokyo"

            While many go beyond the call of duty apologising for Russia's terroristic actions, I'm left wondering how many is posting the garbage just to avoid decomposing on an Ukrainian field.

          2. Blank Reg

            Re: Whatever next?

            We should have backed Ukraine when Putin annexed Crimea. Had we stepped in then with the same vigor that we are now then the current war would likely not have happened.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Whatever next?

              Ah, but back then, we thought that the Russians had an effective military.

              What is different now is that the Russian army was turned back by the Ukrainians on their own, which showed that Russia was not nearly as potent as had been previously thought.

              On the surface, Russia should have steamrollered Ukraine out of existence in mere days. Everybody expected that. But they didn't.

              Once it had been shown that Russia's tactics were seriously flawed, and that their soldiers were poorly trained, and their equipment was not as plentiful or capable as was previously thought, it became a war of attrition which Russia would eventually have won without the West backing Ukraine.

              What is interesting is the perception that Russia has a lot of financial resources (they certainly had a lot of military resources, although much of it has been proved to be obsolescent). Their vaunted cutting edge military hardware has barely figured in this fight, probably because the size of the Russian economy does not support making a lot of it, as their GDP is less than the UK's (at least the nominal GDP). People equate Russia with the USSR, which was much, much larger as it included the GDP of many Eastern European states, including Ukraine. It's really not surprising that they are struggling keeping the war going.

              What is feared now is the possibility that Putin may try to save face (at least in a historical context) by deploying tactical nuclear weapons to 'win' this war. How the West would react to this is an interesting question, one I'd rather not be shown the answer to.

        2. ChoHag Silver badge

          Re: Whatever next?

          Ah yes the European sanction on toilets. That explains why Ukraine's toilet bowls are so frequently found in the hands of dead Russian looters. Did we sanction washing machines too?

      3. Mooseman

        Re: Whatever next?

        "Russia was able to keep a dozen or more soviet republics in line"

        "how Russia managed to feed and employ it's own population in the 60's"

        "a military that made the west quake in their boots and kept us awake at night in fear"

        First question - a huge and merciless military that's always been very good at crushing unarmed protestors with tanks.

        Second question - the Soviet Union's agriculture was woefully inefficient, even after reforms by Khrushchev, Brezhnev and Gorbachev. There were regular shortages of basic food products (bread queues etc), and it used income generated by exporting precious metals to buy grain. They also had the Ukrainian output which they no longer have.

        Third question - they had, on paper, a huge and powerful military that had overcome the Nazis in WW2 (along with a lot of other factors they basically threw manpower into the effort). The threat of nuclear war was also never far below the surface in any consideration of military conflict with the Soviets. Oh, and a vast amount of propaganda.

        Since Putin and other oligarchs came to power, military spending has been heavily inhibited by private individual's self-aggrandisement. Private yachts account for a substantial portion of the Russian naval budget. They still only have one aircraft carrier that sails everywhere with tugs for when it inevitably breaks down.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Whatever next?

      > Perhaps he'll state that Russian farming output is up 15%, manufacturing by 20% and all comrades will celebrate this momentous news.

      Blimey, that makes it sound like he's about to re-launch Radio Moscow on shortwave. Maybe we are back in the 60's again?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Whatever next?

        Hang on, but doesn't GBeebies, sorry, GB News, occupy that part of the broadcasting political truthiness spectrum these days?

        Every workday morning, "Great, British, patriots" groggily celebrate the similar glories of Brexit in the beer-stained halls of certain pubs (by golly, they do! <ahem>), followed by an ever-more-expensive slurry pasty… Truly these lucky few are living the best life!

        [Different AC]

    3. fg_swe Silver badge

      Russian Farming

      We must admit Putin did one thing right: now Russia is again one of the top grain producers, as they privatized the insane communist system to a large degree. During communism they had to beg their most powerful opponents for grain, now they are one of the largest exporters !

      If only he could see his good work in economics and retire into sunset...

      1. Agamemnon

        Re: Russian Farming

        I've actually seen Russian ships dump whole holds full of grain 25mi on the US West Coast because it "wasn't worth actually shipping".

    4. ChrisC Silver badge

      Re: Whatever next?

      "Or he'll argue that black is white - and we all know how that ends!"

      Splat...

    5. Kane
      Thumb Up

      Re: Whatever next?

      "Or he'll argue that black is white - and we all know how that ends!"

      He should be careful crossing roads...

    6. Fr. Ted Crilly Silver badge

      Re: Whatever next?

      and the chocolate ration has been increased to 25 grams

  11. drand
    Trollface

    Maybe it's the same reason Russia had competent armed forces capable of defeating the Nazi menace in 1945, but they can't do it now.

    1. druck Silver badge

      There is no NAZI menace for them to defeat now.

      1. eldakka
        Headmaster

        ^^^

        Here, I've supplied the appropriate icon for you ->

        ;)

      2. ChoHag Silver badge

        There is. It's them. And they're doing a stellar job of defeating it.

    2. Mooseman

      "Russia had competent armed forces capable of defeating the Nazi menace in 1945"

      Sort of - massive and overwhelming numbers and a complete disregard for human life.

  12. Howard Sway Silver badge

    US never landed on the moon

    "None of the many thousands of heroic cosmonauts who were already there saw any US spacecraft arriving!"

  13. WonkoTheSane
    Holmes

    Rogozin isn't well

    He's displaying all the symptoms of a textbook case of defenestraphobia.

    1. fg_swe Silver badge

      Re: Rogozin isn't well

      Or maybe he is just an incompetent crony who is in retirement.

      1. UCAP Silver badge

        Re: Rogozin isn't well

        I'm sure that Putin will sooner or later get around to retiring him - with extreme prejudice.

        1. Excused Boots Silver badge

          Re: Rogozin isn't well

          What, you think he should avoid staircases or windows, which do seem to be problematic for critics of the current regime!

          1. eldakka

            Re: Rogozin isn't well

            > What, you think he should avoid staircases or windows, which do seem to be problematic for critics of the current regime!

            staircases, windows, hospitals, international holidays with the family, domestic holidays with family, ropes (suicide by hanging), walking the street, cliffs, guns (suicide by gunshot), bodies of water, cigarettes, ... Wikipedia list of suspicious Russian deaths.

            TBH, picking up a rifle and joining the frontlines in Ukraine (on either side) is probably the safest place to be.

            1. Dan 55 Silver badge

              Re: Rogozin isn't well

              Surprised about just one UK entry on the suspicious deaths list, Sky's Once Upon a Time in Londongrad documentary made six episodes out of them all.

    2. Snowy Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: Rogozin isn't well

      Is it a phobia if the fear is real?

  14. ChoHag Silver badge

    > How?

    With a truly astronomical (d'ye see what I did there?) pile of money. Your move, communists.

    1. UCAP Silver badge

      What I see is the huge fireball as yet another N1 rocket undergoes a Rapid Unplanned Disassembly.

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  16. ComputerSays_noAbsolutelyNo Silver badge
    Coat

    New religion - there's isn't any truth anymore

    Rogozin is clearly an adherent to this new religion.

    -> Here's the New-Bible, it says "Everything is a lie"

  17. fg_swe Silver badge

    Very Simple

    The Americans ran out of German engineers, who did Space Flight.

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    2. Mooseman

      Re: Very Simple

      "The Americans ran out of German engineers"

      The Soviets took a bunch of German rocket scientists too.

  18. fg_swe Silver badge

    Wikipedia

    "Rogozin was born in Moscow to the family of a Soviet military scientist. He graduated from Moscow State University in 1986 with a degree in journalism, and in 1988 he graduated from the University of Marxism–Leninism under the Moscow City Committee of the CPSU with a degree in economics.[2]

    His thesis on "Philosophy and Theory of Wars" earned him a Doctor of Philosophy while a Doctor of Technical Sciences was awarded him in the specialty "weapons theory, military-technical policy, weapons systems". Both were earned while he was professionally engaged in politics."

    This sounds like he never build anything real, but prolly took part in the bullshit generation out of Piter. BS carried them a long time, but no longer. If only they could call it a day and focus again on BS instead of kinetics and cybernetics.

    1. Francis Boyle

      Re: Wikipedia

      He may well just be a hack Putin appointee but my money's on troll.

      1. fg_swe Silver badge

        Re: Wikipedia

        Indeed. What is the "mil tech" of a journalist ? They actually all follow the expertise of their top, virus-phobic man.

        They now have an entire cadre of these people and if BEZMENOV is to be believed, this has always been the main occupation of Moscow elite. And if you think about it, there is a certain elegance in messing without opponents mind instead of the hard work of weapons R+D and manufacturing. Also, it is the least deadly-risky form of warfare.

        1. fg_swe Silver badge

          Errata

          "messing with opponents mind"

  19. fg_swe Silver badge

    Son of Father

    Looks like his father was the real deal:

    https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%A0%D0%BE%D0%B3%D0%BE%D0%B7%D0%B8%D0%BD,_%D0%9E%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B3_%D0%9A%D0%BE%D0%BD%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BD%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%87

  20. that one in the corner Silver badge

    We all know The Truth[1]

    Why won't anyone take this man seriously? Of course no-one got to the Moon in the 1960s!

    You can't get to the Moon 'cos it is *above* the plane of the Earth and the only way for us to leave is to drop *down* over the edge! If you straight up you'll just bounce off the Bowl of The Heavens[2], as ane fule kno.

    Which is why the USSR signed the Antartic Treaty in 1959, to hide the fact that they had failed in their attempt to pull the Glorious People's Magnetic Ladybird up the outside of the Ice Wall when (ex) Corporal Ivan claimed he could "make it dance" by quickly flipping over the magnets on the inside[3].

    What's that? Nap time? Thank you, Nurse.

    [1] The Truth shall make ye fret!

    [2] Bowl! Revisionist nonsense, promulgated after the People's Committee airbrushed the Goddess Nut out of the photographs and changed the story of the great steam train journey carrying the hero to The Russias, so that it now carried the Glorious Revolution across the sky, spitting out hot embers to form the stars

    [3] This is the reason that searching for "magnetic ladybirds" nowadays will only show results for fridge magnets and not the original "two round black magnets" technology; don't be taken in by conspiratorial claims that the round black magnets were just cardboard props used in early TV broadcasts to hide the fridge light from the cameras.

  21. Potemkine! Silver badge

    He may be afraid of falling from a window if he doesn't lick Putin Khuylo's boots well enough.

  22. fishman

    Trampoline

    Rogozin probably was using his trampoline and ended up landing on his head too many times.

  23. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Conspiracy Theorists...

    Last week I had a colleague ask if I "really" believed that we'd been to the moon, or that Elon Musk was landing rockets vertically... I said that yes I do "really" believe that and that I wouldn't continue a discussion on whether it "really" happened as anyone who believes or entertains the contrary is clearly an idiot and simply not worth my time...

    1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge
      Unhappy

      Re: Conspiracy Theorists...

      The problem with people like that is no matter what evidence you give to prove them wrong, they will claim it's all faked by "big government" etc., etc., etc. unless they physically see it with their own eyes. You simply can't "win" against people that stupid.

      1. Excused Boots Silver badge

        Re: Conspiracy Theorists...

        Alas even if they were to ‘see it with their own eyes’, they can simply claim that it as was a massive illusion, produced by <insert bullshit, made up, impossible technology here>, so yes they are still ‘right’ and it’s all a fraud.

        Unfortunately, some people are beyond helping, doesn’t mean we should't keep trying though!

  24. Pascal Monett Silver badge

    He has doubts

    Well then, how about pointing a telescope to the landing site and checking out for the laser reflector that is used to know where the Moon is to a sliver of a micrometer ?

    Oh, silly me, that would mean that you admit that there is one . . .

  25. Anonymous John

    Concorde was a myth too, as there are no supersonic airlines in use.

    1. FrogsAndChips Silver badge

      Absolutely. As a proof, I once had a CDG-JFK Concorde ticket, but never flew it (true story, unfortunately)!

  26. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Well duh. A piece of cheese that size does not have the gravitational attraction for something to orbit it.

    1. eldakka

      Except for giant space-mice.

  27. Joe Gurman

    Ahem

    How could NASA do 54 years ago what the Soviet Union3 was unable to might be a more appropriate question.

  28. _Elvi_

    Butt .. Meet Hurt

    He was disgraced, and forced out.

    He's fanning the current "state reinforced" patriotic messaging to recover some pull with Putin and the rest of the great brainwashed..

    Ignore him. Ignore them. I see this in every country that is driving aggressive responses to a state declared emergency. Some countries allow the dissenting press, some do not.

    It pains me to see the most impressive Soviet and USA accomplishments cast so casually around.

    And the earlier comment about the "Glavny Konstruktor' (Mr. Korolev), and his imprisonment during most of the 2nd WW and most untimely death is very sad and very accurate. Our lone satellite could very well have been "Red " 1st..

    Political bunderfluff aside: Imagine what we could have done as a RACE, not a fractured "Mob"

    ( Ex Love-In Hippie peace-nic far-sighted ramblings OFF )

  29. G.Y.

    bureaucracy

    Q: 'How did NASA do what they did in the 60s what they cannot do now?'

    A: less bureaucracy!

  30. Archivist
    Boffin

    Obligatory Clangers mention

    Of course the Clangers and Soup Dragon could verify it, but he probably never got to watch it back in the good old USSR.

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