back to article American, British monopoly watchdogs probe AI to make sure we don't get screwed

Britain's competition watchdog is to cast an eye over the development and use of AI, saying it wants to ensure that innovation in the field proceeds in a way that benefits consumers, businesses and the wider UK economy. In the US, the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) appears to be thinking along similar lines. The UK's …

  1. ecofeco Silver badge


    We'll get screwed one way or another by the tech douche bros just like we always do.

    1. ThatOne Silver badge

      Re: Meh

      "probe AI to make sure nobody who matters gets screwed"

      Fixed it for you.

  2. mickaroo

    All mouth and no trousers

    The subject line says it all.

  3. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

    What are the chances of anything else coming to everything else? A million to one would you say?

    Be prepared to hear desperate news, from the effectively targeted and beautifully disadvantaged, of AI watchdog wolf packs ensuring Westernised monopolies get well and truly screwed and suitably chastened in order to perform better as required for the greater international and internetional good.

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