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NASA today named the Artemis Moon program's first crew of astronauts. Among them are the first woman, the first person of color, and the first Canadian set to blast off on a lunar mission Their mission, dubbed Artemis II, will be to perform a test flight assessing not only the space agency's most powerful rocket, the Space …

  1. jake Silver badge

    What are the criteria for inclusion as crew?

    "Among them are the first woman, the first person of color, and the first Canadian"

    The question is, are they the absolute best available options for the mission?

    Tokenism is nearly as bad as racism, but unfortunately it seems to be the new black. I'm sure Malcolm X would have had something pithy to say about that. ... maybe something along the lines of “What gains? All you have gotten is tokenism — three or four Negroes in a job, or at a lunch counter, or on the Moon, or as Vice President, so the rest of you will be quiet.”

    It's a crying shame that Malcolm didn't live to see a two-term, majority popular vote, black US President.

    1. Snowy Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: What are the criteria for inclusion as crew?

      Tokenism is even worse than that as even if you do make it on your own merits some people are just going to think you did not.

      If the Canadian was a female of color they would have got all three in one an could have got some more tokens on board? The fact they mentioned their make up rather just their record does raise the idea of Tokenism.

      As for Obama did the backlash against him lead to the election of Trump?

      1. Dimmer Silver badge

        Re: What are the criteria for inclusion as crew?

        “ As for Obama did the backlash against him lead to the election of Trump?”

        For a bunch it was adding an extra zero to the cost of medical insurance.

        Give us the House and we will stop Obama care!

        An then. .

        Give us the Senate and we will stop Obama care!

        And then . . ,

        Give us the President a we will stop Obama care!

        Ha Ha Ha they bought that crap!

        Here we go again, All the hearings, nothing will come of it except to split us more.

      2. jake Silver badge

        Re: What are the criteria for inclusion as crew?

        "As for Obama did the backlash against him lead to the election of Trump?"

        No. If Obama could have run for a third term, he would have beaten Trump handily. People actually LIKE Obama.

        Trump won because the other inelectable candidate chose to play the popular vote card and didn't pay enough attention to the electoral college.Trump didn't so much win, as his opponent lost.

        Hopefully We, The People have learned an important lesson. I ain't holding my breath. People as a set are ineducable, and politicians know it.

        1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

          Re: What are the criteria for inclusion as crew?

          Clinton got the wrong sort of voters. You need to win the states where people's votes count more.

          Or you could institute universal suffrage and let Washington vote.

          1. jake Silver badge

            Re: What are the criteria for inclusion as crew?

            Yes. That's why I mentioned the electoral ... oh, never mind. Why bother.

    2. Flocke Kroes Silver badge

      Re: Best available crew?

      NASA has so many applicants that they can massively over-specify the requirements for crew. I have many concerns about the Artemis missions but the a failure caused by a member of the crew is ridiculously unlikely, especially in comparison to SLS/Orion. (The most valuable contribution that SLS/Orion makes is huge delays that will provide time to retire many of the Starship HLS risks.)

    3. DS999 Silver badge
      FAIL

      When the Apollo crews were always all white men

      Were those the "best available options"? Seems highly unlikely that automatically excluding well over half the population in the 60s and 70s resulted in choosing the best and brightest.

      Of course I expected some of this thinly disguised racism. Like Tucker Carlson "just asking questions" whether they are the best options, with the unstated but implicit claim that the mere presence of two non white males means that we should ask if standards were compromised to include them.

      1. werdsmith Silver badge

        Re: When the Apollo crews were always all white men

        I don’t think they need to be super test pilot types anyway. They won’t be doing much flying, they have a representative job to do.

        Much like Gagarin, reputedly chosen above other candidates because of his broad warm smile.

      2. Doctor Evil

        Re: When the Apollo crews were always all white men

        "Were those the "best available options"?"

        No, of course not. They had some of the best available options (female mathematicians of colour) in the back room, doing the calculations that allowed those missions to succeed.

        It's a crying shame that NASA didn't see fit to train one or two of them up and send them aloft (nothing would focus the mind more on getting the numbers right than also getting to ride along), but those were the times that were.

    4. mikejames

      Re: What are the criteria for inclusion as crew?

      Gil Scott-Heron`s gonna have to change his song...

    5. Marty McFly Silver badge

      Re: What are the criteria for inclusion as crew?

      The problem is NOT the demographics of the astronauts. The problem is NASA making their demographics the headline rather than the footnote.

      I truly feel sorry for the astronauts. Privately they will forever wonder if their qualifications or their individual demographics are what made them the top choice for the mission.

      1. Snowy Silver badge
        Joke

        Re: What are the criteria for inclusion as crew?

        I agree now get back in the DeLorean and fix it :)

    6. bombastic bob Silver badge
      Meh

      Re: What are the criteria for inclusion as crew?

      I'm waiting for modern society to GROW UP to the point where "identity accomplishments" become MEANINGLESS.

      Until then, in the name of doing the COOL thing of sending humans to the moon again [and it is MOST definitely WAY cool!], I have to keep an adequate supply of pink liquid containing bismuth salicylate on hand, in case of emergency projectile vomiting... because a VERY LOUD *MINORITY* of us *FEEL* (not think) that identity accomplishments actually MEAN something (and aren't merely the hackneyed ebony/ivory style virtue signalling, preachiness, and passively divisive manipulative messaging from THE LEFT that a LOT of us have grown sick of over the years)

  2. Bitsminer Silver badge

    what do you call...

    ...a Canadian in space?

    Chinese in orbit are called taikonauts.

    Russians (and former USSR citizens) are called cosmonauts.

    Americans are called astronauts.

    Canadians would then be....maplenauts?

    1. I am David Jones Silver badge

      Re: what do you call...

      And while we’re on the subject… why do we even have different names for the same profession based on nationality? Is this unique to spacefarers?

      It’ll only get more ridiculous as the number of spacefaring nations increases, each desperately trying to come up with a catchy name that represents their nation.

      They are all astronauts. End of. Rant over.

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: what do you call...

        >have different names for the same profession based on nationality? Is this unique to spacefarers?

        No, foreigners seem to have a different word for almost everything

        1. SundogUK Silver badge

          Re: what do you call...

          'Costmonaut' is not a Russian word. 'Taikonaut' is not a Chinese word. If we used their actual words, I would understand but this is silly.

          1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

            Re: what do you call...

            Astronaut is not an English word, it's what the Romans would have called the people in their space program.

            Unfortunately, not having a word for zero - their launches never got off the ground

            1. Francis Boyle

              Come On

              There's no more authentically English word than one nicked from another language. (It's permissible to rough it up a little in the process.)

              1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

                Re: Come On

                Other languages borrow words, English mugs them in alleys and goes through their pockets for any spare grammar.

            2. jake Silver badge

              Re: what do you call...

              "Astronaut is not an English word, it's what the Romans would have called the people in their space program."

              The word Astronaut is from the greek.

              "Unfortunately, not having a word for zero - their launches never got off the ground"

              The Latin for zero was nihil.

              Yes, I know, their maths wasn't up to the concept in the modern sense ... but they still had a word for it.

              1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

                Re: what do you call...

                >The word Astronaut is from the greek.

                Didn't know that. So it's what posh Romans would have called their spacemen?

                Classical Greek spacemen wouldn't have worked, they would have wanted to do space walks naked.

                To survive in space naked you need Geordies

      2. John Brown (no body) Silver badge
        Coat

        Re: what do you call...

        "why do we even have different names for the same profession based on nationality?"

        They are portmanteau words. I wonder what a French astronaut is called? Do they even have a word for portmanteau? :-))))

    2. Nick Gisburne

      Re: what do you call...

      Brazilnauts have to be cracked out of the capsule when they return. Unless they go up in a Space Shuttle, in which case they need a long but very narrow landing strip.

    3. Doctor Evil
      Joke

      Re: what do you call...

      "...a Canadian in space?"

      A Cannaut

      (sorry!)

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Forget about everything else.

    Three Americans and a Canadian. Why is a Canadian flying on a rocket paid for by US TAX. If you are focused on anything else you are being distracted :)

    1. Flocke Kroes Silver badge

      Re: Forget about everything else.

      Focusing on one thing and interpreting everything else only as it affects that one thing puts you far down the path of fanaticism.

      If you had done some minimal research you would have found that Canada is a member of ESA and that ESA contributes the service module required for each SLS/Orion launch. The NASA's Office of the Inspector general costed the service module at $1B included in the $4B cost of an SLS Orion launch (excluding R&D and ground support infrastructure). On top of that, the international agreements makes Artemis and LOP-G very difficult for the US government to de-fund or cancel.

      If you had complained about the cost, cadence or inflexibility I would have been right there with you but ESA have contributed a fair share for one seat on this flight.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Forget about everything else.

        Let me get this right, Canada is a member of the "European Space Agency" *facepalm* so there is nowhere local that they could join. Well I guess parts of Canada do have very strong ties to France, they share a common language.

        1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

          Re: Forget about everything else.

          America has strong ties to Britain, they are only separated by a common language

        2. werdsmith Silver badge

          Re: Forget about everything else.

          And Australia is a member of Eurovision :)

          1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

            Re: Forget about everything else.

            Although that was intended as a punishment

          2. Bartholomew
            Meh

            Re: Forget about everything else.

            Well they have, if it ever actually happens (The promotional video is now 5 years old, and the website has been static for about the same), already agreed to join the "Eurovision Asia Song Contest". The first contest should have 10 countries (Australia, China, Japan, Kazakhstan, Maldives, New Zealand, Papua New Guinea, Solomon Islands, South Korea and Vanuatu).

    2. Spherical Cow Silver badge

      Re: Forget about everything else.

      Canada has contributed (and paid for) important robotic arms to the ISS and also to the Artemis program. That's why they get a seat.

  4. Winkypop Silver badge
    Thumb Up

    Bring it on

    It’s been a long time since Apollo.

    I’m not getting any younger.

    1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      Re: Bring it on

      Yeah, it's generating a strong feeling of Déjà vu in me.

      I'm quite excited to see this all going on, but a definite feeling of "we already did all this years ago". Test launch to orbit,manned mission *around* the Moon and eventually an actual landing. I do hope that the US will be "achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing a man on the Moon and returning him safely to the Earth." Oh, wait, that was 1963, not 2023 :-)

  5. Catkin Silver badge

    Surprised anyone volunteered

    We have yet to see any evidence that the Artemis 1 crew are still alive, much less safely back on Earth.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Surprised anyone volunteered

      They were definitely taking things lying down a couple of months before launch....

      https://www.nasa.gov/image-feature/artemis-i-moonikin-campos-inspection-and-install/

  6. Marty McFly Silver badge
    WTF?

    Worth 1000 words....

    None of the astronauts are smiling in this photo. They all look like they are posing for a Hollywood movie poster before they blast off on a one-way mission to save the planet from evil aliens.

    Seriously, whiskey-tango-foxtrot. "My country is spending billions to make me the the first <demographic here> on the moon, and I cannot even appear happy about it." Are none of them proud, happy, or thrilled to be selected for this mission??

    A quick search for Apollo crew photos and there are ample smiles all around. Yes, NASA is known for carefully managing the public image of their astronauts. Interesting how they are choosing to depict current crews compared to 50 years ago.

    1. Francis Boyle

      Re: Worth 1000 words....

      The Chinese believe that if someone smiles while selling you something they think they're ripping you off. Maybe NASA is worried about people like the AC above.

    2. My other car WAS an IAV Stryker
      Happy

      Re: Worth 1000 words....

      "proud, happy, or thrilled"

      You sound like the astronauts' wives in Apollo 13, trying to hit the right reactions for the media.

      Icon: so happy (on the outside, but inside totally Freaked-out, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional. See, I'm just FINE!) -->

      1. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
        Joke

        Re: Worth 1000 words....

        so happy (on the outside, but inside totally Freaked-out, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional. See, I'm just FINE!)

        So situation normal then!

      2. Marty McFly Silver badge
        Pint

        Re: Worth 1000 words....

        Hehehe, yup, that reference was put in there just to see who picked it up. IIRC, that was a real-deal topic covered by Marilyn Lovell in the Apollo 13 movie DVD extras.

        Good lord! Apollo 13 launch to Apollo 13 movie = 25 years. Apollo 13 movie to now = 28 years.

  7. Doctor Evil

    "'proud, happy, or thrilled'

    You sound like the astronauts' wives in Apollo 13, trying to hit the right reactions for the media."

    I thought that line was ftom "The Right Stuff", but maybe I'm conflating the two. Both great films!

  8. Bartholomew
    Meh

    You are running out of time ...

    The last remaining astronauts who walked on the moon are not getting any younger:

    Buzz Aldrin (age 93)

    David Scott (aged 90)

    Charles Duke (aged 87)

    Harrison Schmitt (aged 87)

    "get on up" as a famous musician once said (James Brown, 1970 - Get Up)

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