back to article First-known interstellar Solar System visitor 'Oumuamua a comet in disguise – research

The cigar-shaped 'Oumuamua, the first interstellar object in recorded human history to whizz through the Solar System, is a comet after all, a pair of astronomers declared in research published in Nature on Wednesday. In 2017, 'Oumuamua captured the imagination of scientists and space fans with its peculiar characteristics. It …

  1. SkippyBing
    Alien

    That's just what we want you to think Earthlings

    Nothing to see here...

    1. Version 1.0 Silver badge
      Angel

      Re: That's just what we want you to think Earthlings

      OK, I'm laughing ... but I think when you study the existence and history of life on our planet and the rest of our solar system, then the chances of life in the universe is 100% ... but mostly only microbes, fish, and plants. We've been searching for the possibility of intelligent life in the universe for years now and have only once seen what might be a slight chance but has no evidence ever since. So it looks like the possibility of intelligent life is so small that I suspect if any aliens saw us then they would be far too excited to fly past us quietly.

      1. Greybearded old scrote

        Or

        Space is big, really big. Any intelligent life will be so widely distributed that we've only examined a small proportion of the potential candidates.

        And then we might not have invented the technology they are using yet.

        1. TheMaskedMan Silver badge

          Re: Or

          "Space is big, really big."

          Or, as Mr Adams puts it, "Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."

          1. Greybearded old scrote

            Re: Or

            Yeah, I should have looked up the precise quote but the global circular tuit shortage bit me.

      2. DJO Silver badge

        Re: That's just what we want you to think Earthlings

        No idea why you think fish and plants are simple.

        If you have fish you are 99.9% of the way to intelligence - all intelligence needs is macroscopic multi-cellular life (fish definitely qualify) and an environmental niche which needs intelligence to fully exploit, and time, possibly lots of time.

        Not saying that last 0.1% is easy but in evolutionary terms the jump from lungfish to people is trivial compared to the jump from stromatolites to sponges.

        1. Version 1.0 Silver badge
          Happy

          Re: That's just what we want you to think Earthlings

          I only see fish and plants as simple because I look at the way that we, and other animals, evolved to walk. We have evolved, but there is very little fossil evidence of intelligence longer ago than a hundred thousand years. Certainly other intelligent life in the Universe could be unique, basically we have no evidence, only guesswork as to what may exist although one potential factor is that we see the Universe as created by a Big Bang about 14 billion years ago ... initially as a fireball that exploded and planets and life probably taking a few billion years to appear at all.

          I wonder if the initial creation of our Universe might have been a result of a total collapse of an older Universe about 20 billion years ago.

          1. DJO Silver badge

            Re: That's just what we want you to think Earthlings

            The first creatures to walk on land were fish.

            Obviously there's no fossil evidence of human type intelligence, it takes longer than the genus has been around for fossils to form. But some cephalopods and cetaceans exhibit intelligence and they are found in the fossil record.

            You may also want to update your cosmological knowledge, theories of the very early universe are being updated on an almost daily basis now with JWST probing further back than any previous instrument.

            1. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
              Coat

              Re: That's just what we want you to think Earthlings

              "probing further back than any previous instrument."

              I said much the same on the occasion of my first colonoscopy!

              Icon - Ohhh I have to wear one these coats that are open at the back!

              1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge
                Thumb Up

                Re: That's just what we want you to think Earthlings

                "Icon - Ohhh I have to wear one these coats that are open at the back!"

                ..and arms are strapped up at the front? :-)))

          2. Tim99 Silver badge

            Re: That's just what we want you to think Earthlings

            "but there is very little fossil evidence of intelligence longer ago than a hundred thousand years". A significant level of intelligence is required to fashion stone tools to perform particular tasks (rather than just picking up a rock or stick to to bash something). Oldowan tools are at least 2.5 million years old, and include Hammerstones that show battering on their surfaces and stone flakes that were struck from stone cores. Well formed handaxes go back at least 1.7 million years. Oldowan (Mode 1) tools have been found from between those dates in East Africa, Asia and Europe. Little evidence of other tools involving sticks or animal products exists because they would have to be fossilised, a very rare event.

            A hundred thousand years ago the human population may have been less than 200,000. It seems that at about 70-100 thousand years ago it dropped dramatically in many parts of the world (climate, volcanoes, etc.?). A period when advanced artefacts have been found (including "art"). That might be what you were thinking of?

        2. Far Gone Ice Hole

          Re: That's just what we want you to think Earthlings

          makes one think... dinosaurs should have been much further along given their time on earth

          1. Youngone

            Re: That's just what we want you to think Earthlings

            ...dinosaurs should have been much further along given their time on earth

            It is entirely possible some dinosaur species developed stone tools and agriculture and city-states. The fossil record is actually pretty sparse.

            1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge
              Alien

              Re: That's just what we want you to think Earthlings

              Yes, after all, what evidence might there be of our civilisation in 65 million years if we got a "dinosaur killer" tomorrow? Even the plastic particles will have degraded by then. Maybe there'll be evidence of the degraded chemicals left from plastics in the equivalent of a future KT boundary layer?

              1. DJO Silver badge

                Re: That's just what we want you to think Earthlings

                Since the 1940's all refined metals have been a tiny but measurable amount more radioactive than before nuclear weapons. Even in 65my that would be detectable in the layer from now, the metals might have oxidised away but the resulting metal compounds would retain the radioactivity. Also the long decayed ruins of nuclear waste repositories will result in radioactive hot-spots that cannot be explained naturally.

                Volcanos and subduction would eradicate a lot but plenty should remain in regions that are not tectonically active and nuclear waste tends to be stored in tectonically stable regions.

                Pretty much everything structural will been long buried and compressed out of recognition but there will be chemical shadows - minerals in places where they could not have formed naturally.

                An equally interesting question is what's the maximum distance a hypothetical alien race of a roughly similar technological level could detect us from. Not just by radio but spectral analysis of the atmosphere and any other viable form of remote sensing.

                1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge
                  Alien

                  Re: That's just what we want you to think Earthlings

                  "An equally interesting question is what's the maximum distance a hypothetical alien race of a roughly similar technological level could detect us from. Not just by radio but spectral analysis of the atmosphere and any other viable form of remote sensing."

                  Good point. We'll know when we find one :-

              2. anonymous boring coward Silver badge

                Re: That's just what we want you to think Earthlings

                "Yes, after all, what evidence might there be of our civilisation in 65 million years"

                Surely, some USB stick would survive? (With porn on, most likely.)

        3. Roj Blake Silver badge

          Re: That's just what we want you to think Earthlings

          Yes, it's the leap from single-celled organisms to multicellular ones that's the big evolutionary bottleneck. It only happened on Earth once mitochondria found a way to live inside of other cells.

      3. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: That's just what we want you to think Earthlings

        "the chances of life in the universe is 100%"

        As someone with degrees in biological sciences I already knew that to be the case.

  2. Greybearded old scrote

    One thought

    Did they explain why the outgassing was sufficiently asymmetrical to produce a net thrust?

    1. KarMann
      Boffin

      Re: One thought

      IANAAP, but, the obvious big one (literally) would be the Sun, heating up one side but not the other. There would probably be enough random local variation to produce a little extra noise in its accelerations, but predominantly the sunshine.

      1. Bear

        Re: One thought

        And the object was asymmetric which wouldn't help things.

    2. Richard 12 Silver badge

      Re: One thought

      Same reason that comets generate thrust.

      The sun is only illuminating one side.

      The exact thrust vector depends on the spin of course.

  3. Pascal Monett Silver badge

    "led some folks to believe it was alien spaceship"

    Umm, come on, there will always be some folks to believe that.

    1. TheMaskedMan Silver badge

      Re: "led some folks to believe it was alien spaceship"

      "Umm, come on, there will always be some folks to believe that."

      True. Refusal to accept the obvious in favour of whatever they would prefer to believe is human nature, I'm afraid.

      Should an alien visitor arrive and demand to be taken to our leader, there would be plenty of people claiming the poor bugger was a fake. Our first interstellar war will likely be caused by some conspiracy theorists accosting the alien ambassador and trying to rip his "mask" off - probably on live television.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: "led some folks to believe it was alien spaceship"

        or just kill it "to protect man kind"

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: "led some folks to believe it was alien spaceship"

        Actually, our first interstellar war was caused by someone saying something like: "I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle"

        1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge
          Thumb Up

          Re: "led some folks to believe it was alien spaceship"

          Luckily, we have dogs to protect us from interstellar invasion fleets.

    2. andy gibson

      Re: "led some folks to believe it was alien spaceship"

      If it was good enough for Arthur C Clarke (Rendezvous with Rama) then its good enough for me.

  4. zuckzuckgo

    "cooked by cosmic radiation, forming hydrogen as a result"

    Sounds like that effect could come in handy in the long trip between stars. A little extra hydrogen to power the on board hibernation pods.

  5. AndrueC Silver badge
    Alien

    I'm waiting for the next two to arrive :)

    Interestingly in the novels the second one was missed because of a global economic crisis brought on by a collapse in credit.

  6. teebie

    Is my reading comprehension off today, or does this article hint that Oumuamua is a comet from our solar system? The abstract of the paper explains how it could be an extra-solar comet-like object.

    1. TheMaskedMan Silver badge

      "Is my reading comprehension off today, or does this article hint that Oumuamua is a comet from our solar system?"

      That was my initial impression too, but the actual meaning became clearer towards them end of the article.

  7. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
    Alien

    I'm Not Saying It's Aliens, But

    Gomtuu!

    1. Phones Sheridan
      Alien

      Re: I'm Not Saying It's Aliens, But

      My first through was "hmmm, Sidonia seed ship!"

  8. Robert Carnegie Silver badge

    The hydrogen must be coming out of the comet in order to propel it. Hydrogen goes this direction, the rest of the comet goes that direction. It can't be held in.

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Damn your giant farting space rocks!

    Stay off my lawn!

  10. Kapsalon

    Flight control computer

    If Oumuamua is venting H2 all the time then I would expect it to be spinning like a headless chicken.

    Or is there maybe a modern flight control computer installed to keep it nicely steady in flght?

  11. _Elvi_

    as it exited our system, whipping around the sun: I assume that would cause it to spin end over end?

  12. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

    Giorgio won't be happy about this.

    Of course, he'll just ignore this bit of evidence and the narrator will quite happily continue to say "Some ancient astronaut theorist believe..." before morphing an hypothesis into a fact before the end of the sentence :-)

  13. Scott 53

    'Oumuamua, 2I/Borisov, ...

    They always come in threes

  14. anonymous boring coward Silver badge

    I come to think of "Rama" by Arthur C Clarke.

    BTW, my Kindle is loaded with sci-fi. I can recommend the mega compilations from 1950-60-70s, which are peanuts to buy. And much better than expected.

    (Something like £0.70 for approaching 1000 pages, in some cases.)

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