Re: did we really think this through ?
tell a Rwandan farmer the current local grain quotations
Sure, those Rwandan farmers are watching the stock market while remotely controlling their automated combine harvesters... Sorry to break your illusions, but most of them don't have electricity, and even less of them have computers. And maybe only a handful farmers in the whole country might be concerned with "grain quotations", for most of them the crop of their small fields is mostly for their own consumption, if they have any surplus they might exchange it locally for products they need.
They definitely aren't concerned with stock market fluctuations, and satellite Internet is definitely not anywhere near the top of their needs.
You really need to be an unworldly American (Starlink) to be able to claim such nonsense with a straight face...
As for the dictatorship scenario, just let them see you have somehow managed to buy a forbidden Starlink antenna, and it's the local version of Gulag for you and your family. Definitely worth the money.