
Maybe I should say hello to the next "half my age, at most, in a bikini" friend request on twitter and see how much fun I can have? I've mostly assume they all want me to pay for more
pictures (boring) or some such and blocked them. If they are running a romance scam I can lead them on before I confess to murdering the Bocksten man, all three of the Borremosse victims and the Tollund man[1] and asking them for help sine they authorities are caching up with me. The possibilities are endless!
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_bog_bodies