Childish idiot
I’ve had my details shared with ambulance chasers at least once in my life so I occasionally still get the odd call asking about my car crash and injuries.
I either get them talking and ask them to give me more info as a prompt because I have memory loss as a result of the accident or keep them on for a few minutes chatting banal nonsense before advising them I did sustain terrible injuries. By this time they have usually bitten and then call me all the names you can think of when I add “yeh, was so bad I died” and just leave that hanging. Some persistent buggers will try and start the conversation again thinking I mean I died and came back to life but there aren’t many of those.
I like to annoy most cold calling call centre staff in some way, it’s just a case of picking the right bunch of cobblers for the call.
Oh, it also annoys the hell out of my better half who’s heard it too many times so there’s that added bonus.