IF they can make it work...
There are real applications to these devices for things like CFD calulations, and the science behind it is sound not science fiction. If you want to go ALL CAPS the hype of the last few years may give you some justification, but your arm-wavy comparisons aren't going to score any heavy hits. You seem to be wound up without expressing any real understanding of the actual issues around why quantum computing isn't around the corner, or why it will be useful when it shows up.
Machine learning tools like GANs have their roots back in the 50's, and took 75 years to realize their potential. The people working on quantum systems are bullshitting their ability to deliver a working scalable device in the remotely near future, but they are more honest about it's specific and narrow applications. So click bait certainly, but not the outrageous lies you suggest.
And yeah, DARPA will spend at least enough to determine if China is full of crap, but the US three letter agencies will be one of the main customers if anyone can ever make this work, so they will look at that too. Nothing shocking about it, and hardly the wackiest thing they will fund this year. The fund the radical edge, that's literally what they are for.