back to article Bankruptcy probe: Celsius cheated investors 'from the start'

A court-appointed examiner investigating the collapse of cryptocurrency biz Celsius has issued a report of her findings, which are wrapped up in the very first sentence of its executive summary. "The business model Celsius advertised and sold to its customers was not the business that Celsius actually operated," attorney and …

  1. GBE

    I'm Shocked!

    A crypto-currency business that turned out to be a good old-fashioned scam?

    I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you!

    1. JimboSmith

      Re: I'm Shocked!

      My Ghast has been well and truly Flabbered.

      1. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

        Re: I'm Shocked!

        My Ghast has been well and truly Flabbered

        And my ghoul is well and truely paralysed with surprise!

        1. Trigonoceps occipitalis

          Re: I'm Shocked!

          My timbers are shivering as I type.

    2. Michael Wojcik Silver badge

      Re: I'm Shocked!

      It's really disappointing. I keep waiting to see some new and interesting scams.

      (To be fair, the steady stream of oracle attacks on defi platforms have elements which you wouldn't see in centralized currencies. So those are sort of interesting, or they were when the started. These days they're very much did that, lost the $1.7M tee-shirt.

  2. Lewis R

    Crypto is just the flavor of the month. Scams have been around as long as commerce. The problem, of course, is that people in general are too trusting of promises to "get rich quick." Thieves seize on this, and are always willing to exploit the unsuspecting.

    The moral of the story, as always, is caveat emptor.

    I just wish that stuff like this wouldn't blow back against crypto in general, as the two have little to do with each other.

    1. Throatwarbler Mangrove Silver badge
      Meh

      "I just wish that stuff like this wouldn't blow back against crypto in general, as the two have little to do with each other."

      Evidence so far suggests otherwise. Correlation, of course, is not causation, but it is suggestive.

      1. GBE

        Correlation vs. Causation

        "I just wish that stuff like this wouldn't blow back against crypto in general, as the two have little to do with each other."

        Evidence so far suggests otherwise. Correlation, of course, is not causation, but it is suggestive.

        I suspect that "investing" in cryptocurrency requires a certain, um, "mindset".

        I also suspect that mindset makes it more likely that the "investor" will

        1) not undertake normal due diligence when selecting a financial institution to act as custodian/depository for their funds

        2) fall for the classic get-rich-quick scams

        Sure there's a certain portion of the population that will fall for the classic scams or hand over their money to obviously shakey institutions, but if you limit your audience to cryptocurrency speculators, I bet you're dealing with a population that has already had most of the tough marks filtered out.

    2. Sorry that handle is already taken. Silver badge

      There are two types of cryptocurrency exchanges:

      1) Those that have collapsed.

      2) Those that haven't collapsed yet.

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    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Quick to blame the hammer not the hand that holds it.

      Cryptocurrencies are just another tool. Interestingly, most of the participants aren't interested in the parts of the system that AREN'T prone to enabling wild speculation and fraud.

      That doesn't meant they don't exist. That also doesn't mean those that use them to commit fraud shouldn't be nailed to the wall of their local prison. It does lead one to question the mental faculties of those who poured money into things like Celsius and Terra/Luna. It also is interesting how many of the people committing the fraud had their faces plastered all over the businesses involved. Pretty much going to be a slam dunk on most of these idiots, followed by extensive jail time. I doubt that even the ones that plead out will be able to keep any of their now tainted holdings.

      I hope the party was fun while it lasted, because the hangover is going to be a doozy.

    4. David 132 Silver badge

      > just wish that stuff like this wouldn't blow back against crypto in general, as the two have little to do with each other.

      Hmm. A little optimistic.

      "I just wish that all the negative coverage about scams wouldn't blow back against timeshares, double-glazing, herbal diet supplements, tulip bulbs and beanie babies in general, as they have little to do with each other..."

  3. Black Label1
    Black Helicopters

    Cryptocurrency Exchange

    Any cryptocurrency platform who does not survive on TRADING FEES is a scam.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Pretty much.

      Until there is real regulation and transparency of these kinds of businesses, Cryptocurrency loan companies are either fraud from the start, or doomed to descend into fraud or bankruptcy.

      Unregulated loans to people who are engaging in reckless speculation always ends the same way, and it's not fat stacks and a Bentley.

      If it survives and can scale up there will be a place for credit and interest in these payment networks, but that is a business model where you have endless competitors and near perfect competition, so it's not going to make billionaires overnight. The real money in crypto is in cutting out the other rent seeking leeches in the payment chain, or holding their stake to a minimum. In that model, you are making your money in other lines of business, and losing less of that to the banks/creditcard networks/merchant fees.

      That's what a peer to peer payment system was supposed to be. A cheap way for the end participants to cut out the other middlemen.

  4. vtcodger Silver badge

    AST

    "Holders of newly-minted ASTs could sell them on the open market ..."

    Sell? To whom?

    1. Throatwarbler Mangrove Silver badge
      Holmes

      Re: AST

      Here's a hint: there's one born every minute.

    2. pc-fluesterer.info
      Happy

      Re: AST

      Sell? To the "greater fool". ;-)

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Magic beans are a scam?

    Say it isn’t so!

  6. Oczhlan
    Headmaster

    typo?

    Accordion to Coindesk.

    my english is stink, sir, but this is a new low :p

    just kiddeng.

  7. lglethal Silver badge
    Go

    "an Asset Share Token (AST) that would "reflect the value of their assets" tied up in Celsius."

    So the AST will be worthless, right? Just like the rest of the "Assets" that Celsius claims to have.

    How come none of the scumbags behind Celsius are currently sitting in Poky?

  8. pc-fluesterer.info
    Stop

    If it looks "too good to be true", ...

    nothing to add.

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