Cost
(director approaches an employee who is staring at Eclipse and looking tired)
(director angrily waves a bill from Oracle) Do you see how much it costs me to have you here? You could at least type faster! Show me your spreadsheet with the coffee you drank this week!
(employee opens up a spreadsheet)
(director) oh gawd dammit that like £20 worth of coffee!!!
(employee) sir, with all respect, if you filter the spreadsheet by owner you'll see that I bought this coffee myself!
(director) and who pays you so you have all that money, huh?
(employee) well...
(director) what? do you have a side hustle?
(employee) about that...
(director) oh lord, I am losing money by even talking to you!
(employee) just... that umm...
(director) YOU ARE FIRED STEVE!
(employee) my name is Derek
(director) DEREK YOU ARE FIRED TOO!
(director makes a mark on the Oracle invoice and mumbles two more losers to go mhmhmhmhmhmhm)