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The US Government Accountability Office (GAO) has warned that the time to act on securing the US's offshore oil and natural gas installations is now because they are under "increasing" and "significant risk" of cyberattack. Docked offshore oil drilling rig in the port of Galveston, Texas. Docked offshore oil drilling rig in …

  1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

    Some cybersecurity tips

    Do not have your monitors set to 16char x 4line mode with sci-fi font

    Change the password from "Swordfish"

    Absolute zero must be maintained in the boiling clouds of coolant for the mainframe

    Do not connect every terminal to the automatic destruct system

    If any British guy in a suit turns up - don't let him in / throw him overboard / ideally shoot him and then throw him overboard

  2. Kev99 Silver badge

    Right. Let's put all of our mission critical, confidential, proprietary, operational data out on the bunch of holes held together with bts of string. It's perfectly safe. And it's FREE!!

    1. Youngone Silver badge

      The point the GAO is trying to make is a little bit lost in the details, but it amounts to the fact that the oil and gas industry is important to America, but is not very profitable to the companies that run it, so what they need is an injection of taxpayers money to help them solve their security problems.

    2. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

      And it's FREE!!

      Free and in 'dumb' :-)

  3. Version 1.0 Silver badge
    Meh

    The Cold war never ended

    The US and other countries declared the winning of the Cold War in 1991 ... but in fact it's still running along. In fact most countries in the world are now at 'increasing' risk of cyberattack these days from a few other suspected but undocumented countries via the Internet.

  4. Throatwarbler Mangrove Silver badge
    Facepalm

    It's a shame . . .

    . . . that the oil and gas industry is struggling so greatly in these trying times, otherwise they could afford to implement more rigorous security protocols and procedures.

    /sarc

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Sounds like someone's setting the scene for an environmental and ecological set piece to jack up the price of oil.

  6. Grunchy Silver badge

    Just disconnect it from the network

    “Why” are these units connected to the internet anyway?

    They don’t need to be, so disconnect them & never be hacked again.

    * There, I solved it for you.

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