Re: (Inadvertent) Geo engineering
Comedy aside, wrong kind of sulfur and wrong layer of the atmosphere to do much good if it was.
Bunker fuel is pretty awful stuff, so it is a major issue when the ships are idling their engines to provide power at standby or in a busy port. Acid rain in the middle of the pacific? Maybe a tertiary concern. Upgrading the ports to manage emissions an supply dock side power couplings to prevent the ships from needing to idle their diesels are probably a bigger concern, followed by short haul electrics to get containers to a long haul freight exchange or rail terminal.
Switching fuels for the transoceanic cargo ships is probably a lower return. I suspect hybrid wind and solar might be added to some of them to slightly reduce fuel use in favorable conditions. But bigger changes might not balance out for the existing ships, wasting more resources then they save in emissions. I suspect that new vessels will start to out-compete the old ones with lower running costs and drive the older and dirtier ships out of business. That will happen faster if the emissions are added to the import duties or shipping costs.
We'd probably have as big an impact charging an up front waste disposal fee for all the damn packaging and e-waste they are shipping out on those boats, with the benefit of cutting the number of containers the stuff needs to ship in. That and the cumulative heat generated by steam coming out of our ears as we struggle to get through the 3 layers of tamper resistant plastic before finally resulting to Ye Olde Chaeinesaw.