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The Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) is in damage control mode after a launch of its Epsilon rocket was terminated with a self-destruct command on Wednesday. Epsilon is Japan’s small, cheap, launch platform. The solid-fuel powered craft can carry payloads totalling 590kg into orbit. It's designed for low-cost …

  1. Pascal Monett Silver badge

    Yup, space is still hard

    It doesn't matter how many rockets are being made, the chance of failure is never zero.

    1. Phil O'Sophical Silver badge

      Re: Yup, space is still hard

      That's true of life in general.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Yup, space is still hard

      Not the first "Immolated Satellite Technology Demonstration". Won't be the last.

    3. Spherical Cow Silver badge
      Headmaster

      Re: Yup, space is still hard

      It does matter how many: if none are being made, the chance of failure is zero.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Yup, space is still hard

        "Japan's minister of education, culture, sports, science and technology, apologized on behalf of JAXA for not meeting the expectations of the Japanese people. The Ministry he leads has launched a task force to determine the cause of the failure."

        I can't help wondering if someone lower down the chain was found to be responsible, will they be made to fall on their sword, so to speak?

  2. MJB7

    Sensitive image

    What on _earth_ made Twitter think that a couple of shots of England from space might be "sensitive"?

    1. RockBurner

      Re: Sensitive image

      Obviously pandering to the flat-earthers

    2. Valeyard

      Re: Sensitive image

      it's twitter, there's always someone to be offended

    3. Little Mouse

      Re: Sensitive image

      There's a lot of people down there. I bet some of them were up to no good when the shots were taken.

      1. Mark 85

        Re: Sensitive image

        There's a lot of people down there. I bet some of them were up to no good when the shots were taken.

        And some are probably naked. Call in the censors......

        1. DS999 Silver badge

          Re: Sensitive image

          I thought I saw a suspiciously flesh colored pixel in there

    4. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Sensitive image

      Clearly Twitter and the folks that run it are completely batshit insane. Hopefully there'll be a brutal purge and/or exodus under the upcoming change of leadership.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Sensitive image

        A purge and/or exodus? Yeah, replacing the batshit insane with some even worse, such as truly malicious.

        I'll take watching the insane over the malicious, please; it's more entertaining.

    5. Scott 53

      Re: Sensitive image

      "pass" - if they'd spelled it the English way (parse) it wouldn't have raised the flag.

    6. John Brown (no body) Silver badge
      Windows

      Re: Sensitive image

      Agoraphobics and/or Acrophobics?

  3. crayon

    Maybe they should ask for help from the DPRK, they seem to be pretty hot at launching rockets.

    1. imanidiot Silver badge

      It's easy to let people think you have a 100% success rate if you never tell them about all the launch attempts that exploded on the pad or seconds into flight.

  4. elregidente

    Do NOT rinse after brushing - re-mineralization proceeds for at least 30 minutes

    PSA : toothpaste (usually) is stuffed full of fluoride, and when in contact with teeth, it donates fluoride to the enamel - a process known as re-mineralization, because the opposite, de-minerialization - is what happens all the time when you eat food, where acids attack the enamel.

    Brush you teeth, then leave it on your teeth for at least 30 minutes. Prolly still doing some good up to the hour mark, but 30 minutes will be fine.

    1. yetanotheraoc Silver badge

      Re: Do NOT rinse after brushing - re-mineralization proceeds for at least 30 minutes

      I suppose we can trust brushing advice from someone with the nickname elregidente. Although contrariwise my hygienist instructed me to brush, floss, rinse; no mention of waiting 30 minutes.

    2. imanidiot Silver badge

      Re: Do NOT rinse after brushing - re-mineralization proceeds for at least 30 minutes

      I would if they would stop making every single smegging toothpaste so minty it makes me want to gag. I want that shit out of my mouth asap. And because of the addition of those useless foaming agents it usually also means having to rinse like 10 times because it just keeps sticking around.

  5. andy gibson

    toothpaste

    Just take up one of these dispensers you see at motorway services

    https://i.redd.it/1210umrcr6i31.jpg

  6. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

    Why does non-foaming toothpaste mean no need to rinse?

    Is it ok to swallow, along with all the rotting debris you just dislodged? And isn't toothpaste only foamey because they add a foaming agent anyway?

    1. imanidiot Silver badge

      Re: Why does non-foaming toothpaste mean no need to rinse?

      If whatever is in your mouth is already to the point of rotting (and being actually bad for you) you might want to consider brushing your teeth more often. Once a day at bare minimum, preferably twice. Even then, if it's sticking around in your mouth your probably swallowing small bits of it throughout the day anyway, I can't imagine swallowing a bit more of it at the same time is going to make much of a health impact if it had any.

      And yes, toothpaste is only foamy because of foaming agents and it absolutely doesn't need any.

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