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Russia plans to conduct "massive cyberattacks" on Ukraine and its allies' critical infrastructure and energy sector, according to Kyiv. "The occupiers are preparing massive cyber attacks on critical infrastructure facilities of Ukraine and its allies," according to a statement from Ukraine's Defense Ministry issued on Monday …

  1. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

    WTF .... SNAFUFUDBAR

    ...according to Kyiv./...according to a statement from Ukraine's Defense Ministry issued on Monday.

    Well, FFS, they would say that, wouldn't they ‽ And why on Earth wouldn't they/shouldn't they ‽ Gotta keep those old rocky horror picture shows on the road to try and justify titanic defence spending to prevent national and/or global economic collapse with mass population brainwashing via main stream media news channel manipulation and novel viral/virulent/vital programming script trialing/trailing/leaking.

    Just imagine a crazily well equipped lethal psychotic army stationed at home in an out of bounds to the public and private sector training ground surrounding you with nothing to do. For you to be safe and not terrified, they'd have to invent something or someone else to terrorise or be terrified of and suggest it is a threat which needs them to plan for attack in defence of ......... well, one could say the motherland but others would point out it is just as, if not more likely to be in defence of the continued existence of their boondoggle.

    [boondoggle .... a wasteful or impractical project or activity often involving graft, the acquisition of gain (such as money) in dishonest or questionable ways]

    And please, do not prove yourself an idiot by suggesting there are no alternatives whenever there certainly are .... Give peace a chance if you dare care share win win.:-)

    1. Zolko Silver badge

      Re: WTF .... SNAFUFUDBAR

      they would say that, wouldn't they ?

      I was about to write the same thing.

      Also ... why would Russia conduct cyber attacks against Ukraine's critical infrastructure since they are already occupying/bombing that infrastructure for real. That doesn't make sense, and stinks of cheap propaganda to keep the money flowing.

      In 2 months it's winter there, and Biden will have lost the mid-term elections, and the mood will definitively have turned in Europe (see Italy or Sweden) so better negotiate peace now then in 2 months. They have some good cards now, whether they still hold in winter is not sure.

      1. steelpillow Silver badge
        Facepalm

        Re: WTF .... SNAFUFUDBAR

        What strikes me about the SNAFUFUDBAR spouted by these two commentards is how well they match the utter lack of reality in Putin's attempts to mobilise a million-strong modern army just by bullying civilians.

        1. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

          Re: WTF .... SNAFUFUDBAR

          To not see and deny the realities of "WTF .... SNAFUFUDBAR", steel pillow, has one likely to be negatively impacted and catastrophically vulnerable to further home team activity which has them not addressing the titanic elephants/failed policies in the room.

          Blighty has certainly not got its sorrows to seek in that department whenever one considers the Conservative Party's most recent monumental blunder which by all accounts today has wiped off £500BN [Five Hundred Thousand Million Pounds] from the economy in just a matter of days, and that only just the start of the pain they have inflicted upon the nation for it is both practically and virtually guaranteed to escalate a great deal further and become really depressing, isn't it, whenever intelligence to fix the problem is not forthcoming and more folk realise it is MIA/AWOL.

          It's just a fantasy game, isn't it, .... politicians acting and pontificating as if they know what they should be doing, and the markets marking their homework to keep them hostage to debt and deficit they might remotely command and control.

          And one is to be led to believe there is no viable alternative ?????? Are you crazy, for that is certainly a certifiable madness being exercised there.

          1. steelpillow Silver badge

            Re: WTF .... SNAFUFUDBAR

            Dear amanfroMars2, on what basis do you equate crass stupidity with machiavellian intelligence? I know Donald Trump cannot tell the difference, but I had hopes for your good self.

            I'd rather have a stupid leader I can throw out at the next election than some abusive dictator who will rig it to stay in power. Go on, be frank, wouldn't you too?

      2. EvilDrSmith Silver badge

        Re: WTF .... SNAFUFUDBAR

        In 2 months it's winter - and unless Russian Army logistics have significantly improved, a large proportion of the unwilling, under-trained, under-equipped conscripts being sent to the front by the Russians will have frozen to death or been hospitalised with frostbite. And by then, the ground has frozen and hardened, and mobility is restored.

        Winter is likely to be Ukraine's friend.

    2. anonanonanonanonanon

      Re: WTF .... SNAFUFUDBAR

      Drivel, go look up Useful Idiot

    3. alain williams Silver badge

      Re: WTF .... SNAFUFUDBAR

      I assume that you live in Europe, as do I. Like many of us you will have grown up in a peaceful environment, one where wars did not happen, wars were a long way away. The result will have led you to question why there was so much spending by our governments on defence - it was not needed.

      Putin has shown us why this spending is needed and has been a wake up call for many (me included) to now understand that peace cannot be assumed, you need to be ready. This has happened at the country level as well, the backing of NATO has got stronger as countries have realised that without it they might be vulnerable to an aggressor.

      Spending on your local fire station is a complete waste of cash ... until a house catches fire.

      The only thing that a bully understands is someone who is stronger than them. The way of dealing with a school bully is to have them visited by the rugby club.

      I do not like spending on the military but do understand that the consequences of not spending might be awful.

      How much spending and what on ? A hard question that can only be answered with hindsight.

    4. Cav Bronze badge

      Re: WTF .... SNAFUFUDBAR

      What a sad little conspiracy theorist you are.

      You'd be blaming the Allies in WWII and claiming Hitler's invasions were a hoax\that the holocaust was not real.

      You're a Putin fool.

    5. Robert Helpmann??
      Childcatcher

      Re: WTF .... SNAFUFUDBAR

      Give peace a chance if you dare care share win win.:-)

      Sounds more like you have been listening to too much Roger Waters. Peace was given a chance and someone took advantage, pulled it into a dark alley and is in the process of mugging it.

    6. Amentheist
      WTF?

      Re: WTF .... SNAFUFUDBAR

      "to try and justify titanic defence spending"

      How about an actual military invasion of a sovereign country with open intent to overthrow the government for a motivation?

      1. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

        Re: WTF .... SNAFUFUDBAR @Amentheist

        But don’t you see, Amentheist, neither of those two activities work to prevent what you are trying to achieve and/or stop happening.

        If such is forever happening, what is being done to try and prevent it is obviously fcuking useless, so who’s fooling whom here suggesting it is necessary and effective as a deterrent?

        If ever it was possible for a Return on Invest [ROI] being constantly and consistently guaranteed a great deal less than zero, those are it. They are bottomless money pits/black holes from which nothing good and great ever emerges to be lauded and feted as saviour and great white knight of the imperial realm.

    7. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: ...F...

      armour

      win win (-:

      the nature of transcendental forces

      https://youtu.be/XalEJ_3pvb8

      few likes, up it there folk

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