Who talks like this?
Do marketing people in tech have any idea how weird they sound when they write or say these things? Can they not sound like an authentic human being?
“Intel is committed to driving innovation to benefit users, and our entry-level processor families have been crucial for raising the PC standard across all price points,” Josh Newman, VP and interim general manager of Mobile Client Platforms at Intel, said in a canned statement.
And my absolute favorite:
“This update streamlines brand offerings across PC segments to enable and enhance Intel customer communication on each product’s value proposition, while simplifying the purchasing experience for customers,” the chipmaker explained.
The word "explained" is doing a lot of work there...