
Finally, we're safe from the "cops" perusing our vidjayos now. Yep, nobody can see the torrid videos of dogs peeing on my flowers except me, unless they have "the key". And we all know nothing like NSA_KEY is buried in the firmware, right? I mean, Ring (and hence, Amazon) wouldn't lie to us plebesusers about who has or hasn't accessed our vidjayos. Even were they under a court-ordered gag-order, they'd still find a way to let freedom ring and tell us we're being surveilled, right? Yeah, of course they would. The underdog always wins in the Disney movies, and everybody gets to continue on with their happy lives.