Survey: "What do you want The Register to do for you?"
I can't be the only person who has not clicked on anything... as I enjoy all of the article types.
It's the variety that keeps me coming.
Distract me: You’re here to take a break from IT and computers. CHECK!
Update me: You want news, updates, and releases DEFINITELY!
Educate me: You need how-to guides and practical info ALWAYS USEFUL
Inspire me: You want project ideas and strategies USUALLY WORTH A READ
So if any of these started to be less frequent, I'd be sad.