Yet STILL people fall for this crap
The Netherlands' Maastricht University has managed to recoup the Bitcoin ransom it paid to ransomware scum in 2019 – and has made a tidy profit on the deal. The University explained that in 2019 it suffered a ransomware attack that prevented staff and students from accessing research data, email, or library resources. Faced …
Or buy gold bricks, guaranteed anonymous! Here, I have some for sale. Yes, I know, they look like gold-colored masonry bricks, but that's on purpose: Spray paint them and you can hide them in plain sight!
I also have a bridge for sale, also solid gold... No, this one has a funny color, but that's obviously just paint. Ever wondered why they call it the "Golden Gate"? I'm sure a discerning gentleman like you can't be fooled by a cheap paint job.
Show me 1 instance of a Monero transaction provably being successfully traced since 01-01-2019.
Bonus points: Don't mention CipherTrace, who's CEO has admitted on Twitter that Monero tracing will never be deterministic like Bitcoin tracing (https://imgur.com/A9uEjiU)