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No, AI chatbots are not sentient. Just as soon as the story on a Google engineer, who blew the whistle on what he claimed was a sentient language model, went viral, multiple publications stepped in to say he's wrong. The debate on whether the company's LaMDA chatbot is conscious or has a soul or not isn't a very good one, …

  1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

    Scan baggage

    It really should work far better than a poorly trained, bored, tired, minimum wage TSA 'agent'

    Now children can we all list the ways in which it will fail because of a very poorly designed training set?

  2. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

    Outlook is sentient

    I haven't had any email for a week.

    We only use email fro crap from our corporate masters, everything important is teams/whatsapp/telegram

    Outlook had decided that since I delete anything from corporate unread, then anything from HR, Marketing, etc was spam - which is surprisingly prescient

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Outlook is sentient

      I found the same thing, i have quite a few status emails where all of the pertinent info is in the subject and timestamp and i found last week that they were being filed as junk because ...someone at microsoft is an idiot who hired a roomfull of idiots.

  3. Pascal Monett Silver badge
    Trollface

    "different voices for reading aloud kids books compared to horror stories"

    I would really like to hear Hannibal Lecter read Little Red Riding Hood.

    "The better to see you with" would gain a whole new dimension.

    1. plingwoo

      Re: "different voices for reading aloud kids books compared to horror stories"

      Nah nah.... Elmer Fudd reads 50 Shades

      1. J. Cook Silver badge
        Coffee/keyboard

        Re: "different voices for reading aloud kids books compared to horror stories"

        ow. Soda is not supposed to be ejected through the nasal cavities.

        1. Ordinary Donkey

          Re: "different voices for reading aloud kids books compared to horror stories"

          Not his first venture into erotica

      2. LoPath

        Re: "different voices for reading aloud kids books compared to horror stories"

        Daffy said that's despicable!

      3. that one in the corner Silver badge

        Re: "different voices for reading aloud kids books compared to horror stories"

        You want to do WHAT with a wabbit?

        1. veti Silver badge

          Re: "different voices for reading aloud kids books compared to horror stories"

          That's "wike a wabbit", surely.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "The US Transportation Security Administration will be testing whether computer vision software can automatically screen luggage to look out for items that look odd or are not allowed on flights."

    If it's like other law-enforcement AI, it will disproportionately select black and brown bags for additional scrutiny.

  5. stiine Silver badge

    Maybe there will be different voices for reading aloud kids books compared to horror stories.

    I want 'The Shining' read by Mr Rogers, and Lolita read by Elmer Fudd.

    But what I really want is for a book with 20 characters to have 21 voices (including the narrarator). I want the male characters to sound male, the female characters to sound female, and the animals crossing the road to squeak.

    1. yetanotheraoc Silver badge

      Good luck with that

      "I want the male characters to sound male, the female characters to sound female, and the animals crossing the road to squeak."

      The AI gets to choose its pronoun, as well as its voice.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      is for a book with 20 characters to have 21 voices ...

      Ever heard of radio drama...?

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "We're really excited about the potential to bring Sonantic's AI voice technology onto the Spotify platform and create new experiences for our users,"

    We're really excited to pay even less to humans

    1. veti Silver badge

      Well yes, that's certainly one way to look at it.

      Another is "we're really excited to give users the opportunity to turn any text into an audiobook, without the huge investment of time and expense that this process usually entails."

      Voice acting as a profession isn't dead yet, but it may well be on its last generation.

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