Example scope includes AR/VR devices
Dear civil servants, please quietly remove this item from the list, before some turnip wastes billions of our pounds building the gov.uk metaverse.
The British government is looking to speak with suppliers in preparation for a multi-year procurement that could be worth up to £8 billion in technology products and services. Crown Commercial Services, the purchasing arm of the Cabinet Office which reaches across central government departments, has published a tender notice …
How is this different from all of the other frameworks the government has issued?
Have they looked at how other countries have done it, so they start from a working system?
Have they factored in all of the "lessons learned" from previous failures?
Have the pigs been fed and are they ready to fly?
Why is this framework so expensive and why has it taken so long to produce it?
There will only be four questions:
1) Are you KPMG/Crapita/Serco/Delottes/Accenture?
2) Have you donated large sums to the Conservative Party?
3) Will you provide lucrative sinecures for corrupt/disgraced MPs and retired civil servants?
4) Can Baroness Dildo Harding be in charge?
If the answer to all 4 is yes, you're in.