What I want
is something based on this technology + a chat bot that I can feed cold callers to, so it wastes their time for as long as possible.
Amazon released an open-source speech dataset supporting 51 languages on Wednesday, encouraging developers to build more third-party apps and services for its AI speaker device Alexa. Speech recognition and natural language understanding (NLU) algorithms have steadily improved, paving the way for voice-activated digital …
> "Imagine that all people around the world could use voice AI systems like Alexa in their native tongues,"
To quote the good book about universal translation:
“Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.”
Brilliant, but you're only buying time mate.
On a long enough timeline they will build an interpreter for Linear B and the subtler inflections of the Nesite accent vs the urbane tones of the "new capitol hipsters" in the more modern(~1330BC!) Hattusan argot.
As an alternate, just hang around the local carpark and soak up whatever oomny govoreet the nadstat are skazat till you pony it. Just smot the millicent as they ++untolerate malchick zooks.
Not helped by the training data set for Scots