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The pandemic highlighted systemic weaknesses in healthcare systems around the globe and Oracle technology is going to fix those issues. At least that was the hyperbole from Big Red founder and CTO Larry Ellison, who outlined the database giant's plans for the vertical market amid Oracle's proposed $28.5bn buyout of health …

  1. Headley_Grange Silver badge

    Will it run on XP?

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Oracle Health?

    Maybe they can cut out the middlemen and for a reasonable annual license Oracle will manage all your healthcare needs. To prevent abuse they can audit your usage annually and trueup your license fees. Obviously you're free to leave at any time but Oracle will empty your bank account and harvest your organs if you do.

  3. DJV Silver badge

    Uh, oh...

    ...is Larry getting short of yachts again?

    1. DS999 Silver badge
      Trollface

      Re: Uh, oh...

      I hear there will be a lot of megayachts coming on the market soon

  4. Robert Grant Silver badge

    Seems as though Oracle decided to live long enough to see itself become the villain.

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